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| DM Fyre | Apr 9 2008, 04:00 AM Post #1 |
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The Fiery Voil
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There is a long line outside the gates of Heaven. Anyone that wants to get in must tell the story of how they died to St. Peter. One man comes up and says, "I knew my wife had been cheating on me for some time now, so I came home from work early to try and catch them in action. I looked everywhere until i saw fingers on the balcony. When I moved closer, I saw that it was a man hanging for his life. He smiled at me and u got my hammer and started hitting his fingers. He fell but landed on a bush, so I went to the kitchen and picked up the refridgerator. I dropped it on top of him, but i suffered from a severe heart attack due to the stress from the fridge." St. Peter opens the gate and lets him go in. The next guy starts his story, "I was excercising on my stationary bike when I fell out the window. I prayed to God to save me. He did; I grabbed onto some other guy's balcony on the way down. I hung there for hours until a man came by and walked towards me. But then for some reason he started hammering my fingers. I fell again, and I prayed again for a miracle. I landed on a bush and praised the Lord for saving me again. I stood up and looked up at the sky... Then I was a refridgerator flying at me at 100 mph!" He gets through and then the next guy starts... "Okay. Picture this. I am butt-naked in a refridgerator..." |
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| MASTER Griffin999 THE ADMIN | Apr 9 2008, 03:38 PM Post #2 |
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Circle Drawer
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Uhh... lol... I think... |
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