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10/15/08 Posted by Yusuke - Episode Four

Lemme see if I can figure this freakin News Box thingy out. Okay! Ascension is moving right along, with Episode Four having been posted a couple minutes ago. Episode Four was in on time, but had to wait to actually be posted until it could be properly reviewed. I hope everyone's enjoying Ascension's Revision, since it kicks so much more ass this time around. Your comments are greatly appreciated!

Also, for those that haven't noticed, there should be two more skins available in the Skin Selector. We weren't fully able to get the Blue one to entirely work, but have fun with that nonetheless.
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10/4/08 Posted by Chaos - Ascension Schedule + Revisions

Ascension will now be rewritten for consistency and overall quality. The Ascension team is working hard to make each episode as good as it can be, so we are having weekly meetings and a brand-new revision process so you get the best ideas combined into one, wholly awesome product. You'll like it. And if you are thinking that "Aw man, now we have to wait another year for the story to progress!" well, you'd be wrong! Zenethus is implementing an update schedule to keep us on track. Every three days, then, there will be a brand-new, revised episode of Ascension. We hope you'll like it.

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Funny Things in IMs
Topic Started: Feb 9 2008, 10:39 AM (786 Views)
Chaos2651	Jul 13 2008, 01:28 AM Post #16
Lord Awesome Posts: 148 Group: Administrators Member #1 Joined: Feb 9, 2008 Gender Male	[01:26] Zero: chaos is a super-retard [01:26] Yusuke: XD [01:26] Chaos2651: ooh, thats clever [01:27] Chaos2651: did your mommy think up that one? [01:27] Chaos2651: ...that was bad [01:27] Chaos2651: nvm [01:27] Zero: my mommy is dead. [01:27] Yusuke: lmfao [01:27] Yusuke: ... [01:27] Zero: [01:27] Yusuke: that was very bad timing [01:27] Zero: hahahahaha [01:27] Chaos2651: this is exactly why i said that was bad [01:27] Chaos2651: LMAO [01:27] Chaos2651: wow suke [01:27] Chaos2651: [01:27] Zero: my mommy is dead. [01:27] Yusuke: lmfao



Kururugi	Jul 15 2008, 01:00 PM Post #17
I am the very disease you pretend to be Posts: 105 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: Feb 9, 2008 Gender Sexy Beast	Yusuke: ... Yusuke: i don't see chapter 2 up... Yusuke: ... Kururugi: v_v Kururugi: i dont see bleach chapter 2 up! Yusuke: ... Yusuke: .................... Yusuke: touche -__- Yusuke: THIS is why you're my rival Yusuke: =_= Kururugi: Kuru's your rival? Kururugi: o: Yusuke: archrival Kururugi: ._.
	If you don't want an enemy, don't fuck with my life.


Kururugi	Jul 16 2008, 08:14 PM Post #18
I am the very disease you pretend to be Posts: 105 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: Feb 9, 2008 Gender Sexy Beast	Kuru is double posting... O_O!! * Kururugi pokes suke and death * Death T-2 jumps on someon's chest Kururugi: o.o Kururugi: that could be takin sexually, death ._. Yusuke: XD Death T-2: good thing I'm wearing cleats, then Yusuke: good way to get pwned kuru Kururugi: O_O Yusuke: lmao
	If you don't want an enemy, don't fuck with my life.


Zenethus	Jul 16 2008, 10:57 PM Post #19
Lord of Manipulation and Murders Posts: 68 Group: Administrators Member #10 Joined: Jul 9, 2008 Gender Nightmare	[19:37] * nickcookies pokes Zen to death [19:37] * Zenethus shows Kuru his Cloak of Poke Defense +1100 [19:37] nickcookies: ._. [19:37] * nickcookies drops an anvil on Zen [19:38] * Zenethus shows Kuru his Boots of Anvil Fortitude +8000 [19:38] Yusuke: LOL [19:38] nickcookies: v_v [19:38] Yusuke: owned [19:38] * nickcookies changes Zen's name on trillian [19:38] nickcookies: >=3 [19:38] Yusuke: XD [19:38] Death: is it "narwhal"? [19:38] nickcookies: no [19:38] nickcookies: should it be? [19:38] * Zenethus shows Kuru his Necklace of Name Change Immunity [19:39] Yusuke: LOL [19:39] ChaoswingDrgn: XD [19:39] nickcookies: your necklace failed! [19:39] nickcookies: your name still changed [19:39] nickcookies: >=3 [19:39] nickcookies: and only i know what it is! [19:39] nickcookies: muahaha! [19:39] ChaoswingDrgn: o_O [19:39] ChaoswingDrgn: that kinda ruins the point doesn't it? [19:39] Zenethus: [19:39] OprahWinfrey: your necklace failed! [19:39] OprahWinfrey: your name still changed [19:39] OprahWinfrey: >=3 [19:39] nickcookies: O_O [19:39] ChaoswingDrgn: XDDDDDDD [19:40] Yusuke: pwned [19:40] Zenethus: BRB in like 2 hours [19:40] Yusuke: o.o [19:40] Yusuke: lol k [19:40] Yusuke: cya [19:40] nickcookies: Yeah, that's right... run away! [19:40] * Zenethus slaps Kuru with a inflatable Penis of Power +5000 [19:40] Zenethus: cya!
	The perspective of life is beyond the boundary of good and evil. -Zenethus


Yusuke	Jul 17 2008, 02:32 AM Post #20
†Ŧęħ Ŵąffłę Ðěмǿη† Posts: 95 Group: Administrators Member #3 Joined: Feb 9, 2008 Gender Shinigami	[02:21] Zenethus: I got my tickets for the first showing of the Dark Knight' [02:21] AdverseHero: i wanna see that bad [02:21] Zenethus: 12:00 [02:21] Zenethus: in the morning [02:21] Zenethus: well [02:21] Zenethus: actually [02:22] Zenethus: 23 hours from now [02:22] Zenethus: i'll be watching it [02:22] AdverseHero: =O [02:22] AdverseHero: lol you should totally record it and send it to me =P [02:22] Zenethus: yeah, and get arrested [02:22] Zenethus: totally [02:22] AdverseHero: XD [02:23] Zenethus: my girlfriend got pulled over for running a red light [02:23] Zenethus: yesterday [02:23] Zenethus: and the cop gave her a warning [02:23] Zenethus: no ticket [02:23] Zenethus: I guess clevage DOES come in handy [02:24] AdverseHero: lmao [02:24] Zenethus: that cop was young, he looked about...20ish [02:24] Zenethus: if I wasn't there he might have hit on her [02:24] AdverseHero: lol... [02:24] Zenethus: dude [02:24] Zenethus: if I had boobs [02:24] Zenethus: well [02:24] Zenethus: let me rephrase that [02:24] AdverseHero: XDD! [02:24] Zenethus: if I was a woman [02:25] Zenethus: I would TOTALLY [02:25] Zenethus: use my boobs to get free stuff [02:25] Zenethus: wouldn't you? [02:25] AdverseHero: ... [02:25] AdverseHero: not a second thought about it lol... [02:25] Zenethus: haha [02:25] Zenethus: its like [02:25] Zenethus: I wanna see The Dark Knight [02:25] Zenethus: "You don't have a ticket" [02:25] Zenethus: flash [02:25] Zenethus: "Right this way ma'am [02:25] Zenethus: " [02:25] AdverseHero: XD [02:26] Zenethus: I REALLY want this game sir, Flash [02:26] Zenethus: ... [02:26] Zenethus: I'll help you get through the checker thingys ! (Like in best buy) [02:26] AdverseHero: lols [02:26] Zenethus: you know...the door things? [02:26] Zenethus: that sense [02:26] Zenethus: stolen goods [02:27] Zenethus: man [02:27] Zenethus: its too bad guys dont have anything like that [02:27] Zenethus: flash [02:27] Zenethus: ... [02:28] Zenethus: "EWWWW!!! Pervert!" [02:28] Zenethus: We are forced to use 'anger' and 'aggression' to get free stuff. Then WE are the criminals. [02:29] Zenethus: its just not fair. [02:29] Zenethus: this gives me a BRILLIANT idea [02:29] Zenethus: I am gonna sue women for having breasts! [02:30] AdverseHero: lmfao!
	Your element is Fire: Strong, hot tempered, powerful, and passionate. Well now let's see, being fire you are quite strong and powerful be it mentally, physically or both. People look up to you greatly and often seek your protection. You have the ability to gain many friends and you are always one people can count on to do what you say you will do. You are extremely loyal, be it friends or family you'll stick up for them and you are never willing to put them in a position that could hurt them. You know what roll you play in life, leader, and you intend to let people know it. Not everyone is capable of leadership, but you certainly have the willpower and flare to do it. You have quite a temper if it shows itself, one that can often lead you into trouble. Once your mind is made up there is no changing it, but no one said that was a bad thing. Quiz Link


Yusuke	Jul 17 2008, 01:09 PM Post #21
†Ŧęħ Ŵąffłę Ðěмǿη† Posts: 95 Group: Administrators Member #3 Joined: Feb 9, 2008 Gender Shinigami	Double Posting = Pwn [13:06] Kuru: o.o; [13:06] Kuru: there's like 30 baby turkeys in my yard [13:06] AdverseHero: ... [13:06] AdverseHero: W [13:06] AdverseHero: T [13:07] AdverseHero: F [13:07] AdverseHero: HOW does that happen?! [13:07] Kuru: lol [13:07] Kuru: mommy and daddy turkey mess around alot [13:07] Kuru: >_>; [13:07] AdverseHero: dude XD..are you freakin serious?! lmao [13:07] Kuru: seriously there are like 30 baby turkeys and 2 adults [13:07] Kuru: >_>; [13:08] AdverseHero: XFUCKINGD [13:08] Kuru: i'm scared ._. [13:08] Kuru: they might attack [13:08] Kuru: @_@ [13:08] AdverseHero: dude! [13:08] AdverseHero: go catch one [13:08] AdverseHero: and train it to quack or something [13:09] Kuru: XDDDDDDDDD [13:09] Kuru: k [13:09] Kuru: brb [13:09] AdverseHero: LOL
	Your element is Fire: Strong, hot tempered, powerful, and passionate. Well now let's see, being fire you are quite strong and powerful be it mentally, physically or both. People look up to you greatly and often seek your protection. You have the ability to gain many friends and you are always one people can count on to do what you say you will do. You are extremely loyal, be it friends or family you'll stick up for them and you are never willing to put them in a position that could hurt them. You know what roll you play in life, leader, and you intend to let people know it. Not everyone is capable of leadership, but you certainly have the willpower and flare to do it. You have quite a temper if it shows itself, one that can often lead you into trouble. Once your mind is made up there is no changing it, but no one said that was a bad thing. Quiz Link


Kururugi	Aug 10 2008, 03:43 PM Post #22
I am the very disease you pretend to be Posts: 105 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: Feb 9, 2008 Gender Sexy Beast	Kuru: who's that mystery guy in Seryia's bio? Kuru: o.o Yusuke: Lexen o.o Kuru: =o Kuru: i thought Lexen was going to be one of cwing's super powerful emo guys Kuru: but if he's a main bad guy Kuru: i can understand it Kuru: >_>; Yusuke: lol Kuru: Ryuri's gonna be a character? Kuru: o.o Kuru: the same one from our naruto rp? Kuru: .-. Yusuke: lol yeah... Kuru: >_> <_< Just when i thought we were emo free... Kuru: v_v... Yusuke: lol XD
	If you don't want an enemy, don't fuck with my life.


Yusuke	Aug 13 2008, 04:03 PM Post #23
†Ŧęħ Ŵąffłę Ðěмǿη† Posts: 95 Group: Administrators Member #3 Joined: Feb 9, 2008 Gender Shinigami	[14:20] AdverseHero: i'll do her bio/history when i get back [14:20] AdverseHero: cause in a few mins i'm gonna leave [14:20] Kuru: =o [14:20] AdverseHero: depending on how long i gotta wait in the waiting room [14:21] AdverseHero: i could be back from anywhere between 3:30-4:30 [14:21] Kuru: =o [14:21] AdverseHero: i expect to see at least 5000 more words by the time i get back! [14:21] Kuru: fine! [14:21] AdverseHero: >=3 [14:22] Kuru: ....if you give me a cookie [14:22] AdverseHero: THESE CONDITIONS ARE UTTERLY PERPOSTEROUS AND WILL NOT BE MET!! [14:22] AdverseHero: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK COOKIES GROW ON?! FUCKING TREES?!?!?!?! [14:23] AdverseHero: DO YOU EVEN REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR!? [14:23] Kuru: ...a cookie? ._.; [14:23] * AdverseHero tosses kuru a chocolate chip cookie [14:23] AdverseHero: damn rip-off deal...such bs... [14:23] Kuru: lol [14:23] * Kuru eats the cookie and then gives suke the finger [14:24] AdverseHero: O_O [14:24] AdverseHero: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I WENT THROUGH TO GET THAT DAMNED COOKIE?!?! [14:24] AdverseHero: DO YOU?! [14:24] Kuru: you bought it from a girl scout! [14:24] AdverseHero: ....... [14:25] AdverseHero: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW RARE IT IS TO SEE A GIRL SCOUT AROUND SELLING COOKIES DAMN IT?! [14:25] AdverseHero: UNTHANKFUL LITTLE ASSHAT [14:25] AdverseHero: ! [14:25] Kuru: FUCK YOU! [14:25] * Kuru poofs [14:25] AdverseHero: XD [14:26] * Kuru squiggles away [14:26] AdverseHero: lol... [14:26] AdverseHero: btw..that cookie was 15% duck..so ha! [14:27] Kuru: O_O [14:27] Kuru: WTH?! [14:27] AdverseHero: XD [14:27] AdverseHero: lol... [14:27] Kuru: YOU JUICEBAG! [14:27] AdverseHero: XDDDD [14:27] * Kuru hits suke with a balloon [14:27] Kuru: ass =.= [14:27] AdverseHero: T_T [14:28] Kuru: now go to the doctors! right now! kuru doesnt want to see you ever again! EVAR!!!! [14:28] AdverseHero: CRAP! [14:28] AdverseHero: in the midst of all this i forgot about that X_X! [14:28] Kuru: ._. [14:28] AdverseHero: god damn multitask failing art [14:28] * AdverseHero bawls [14:28] Kuru: lol
	Your element is Fire: Strong, hot tempered, powerful, and passionate. Well now let's see, being fire you are quite strong and powerful be it mentally, physically or both. People look up to you greatly and often seek your protection. You have the ability to gain many friends and you are always one people can count on to do what you say you will do. You are extremely loyal, be it friends or family you'll stick up for them and you are never willing to put them in a position that could hurt them. You know what roll you play in life, leader, and you intend to let people know it. Not everyone is capable of leadership, but you certainly have the willpower and flare to do it. You have quite a temper if it shows itself, one that can often lead you into trouble. Once your mind is made up there is no changing it, but no one said that was a bad thing. Quiz Link


Kururugi	Aug 14 2008, 10:50 AM Post #24
I am the very disease you pretend to be Posts: 105 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: Feb 9, 2008 Gender Sexy Beast	* Yusuke ides Yusuke: des Yusuke: DIES Yusuke: GOD DMAN IT Yusuke: ... Yusuke: fuck it -__-
	If you don't want an enemy, don't fuck with my life.


Chaos2651	Aug 16 2008, 10:47 PM Post #25
Lord Awesome Posts: 148 Group: Administrators Member #1 Joined: Feb 9, 2008 Gender Male	[22:45] Chaos2651: oh, dude. i saw the most horrifying thing today while going through stuff [22:45] Kururugi: lol [22:45] Kururugi: what was that? [22:45] Chaos2651: well, you know binders, like, made of cloth, right? the nice kind [22:46] Chaos2651: well, this one was normally black with some blue accents. i uncovered it today... yellow and green [22:46] Chaos2651: mold. all over it. [22:46] Chaos2651: i really could have gone my whole life not seeing that [22:46] Kururugi: =o [22:46] Kururugi: Did you eat it? [22:46] Chaos2651: im surprised i didnt throw up at the sight of it (so thats a no) [22:46] Chaos2651: lol [22:47] Kururugi: lol [22:47] Kururugi: v_v [22:47] Chaos2651: dude it was horrifying [22:47] Kururugi: at least you never have to see cwing's face [22:47] Kururugi: o: [22:48] Chaos2651: lmao [22:48] Chaos2651: thats IM topic material right there



Kururugi	Aug 19 2008, 04:39 PM Post #26
I am the very disease you pretend to be Posts: 105 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: Feb 9, 2008 Gender Sexy Beast	Kururugi: v_v... * Kururugi sics Mao on razil Kururugi: Razil's silence means he met with Mao's chainsaw Kururugi: ._.; Yusuke: XD *** Razil has left the chat. Kururugi: o.o Yusuke: lmao Kururugi: lol Kururugi: he'll be back... Yusuke: that was priceless Kururugi: lol Yusuke: yeah..in pieces! Kururugi: ._.
	If you don't want an enemy, don't fuck with my life.


Zenethus	Aug 20 2008, 05:11 PM Post #27
Lord of Manipulation and Murders Posts: 68 Group: Administrators Member #10 Joined: Jul 9, 2008 Gender Nightmare	[16:13] Yusuke: yeah i can hear you [16:14] Yusuke: >.< [16:14] Yusuke: lol..yeah >.> [16:15] Yusuke: lols [16:15] Yusuke: sometimes [16:15] Yusuke: nice [16:16] Yusuke: ventrilo seems pretty cool [16:16] Yusuke: damn you and your plan to make me wanna mic =_= [16:17] Yusuke: T_T [16:17] Yusuke: oh yeah!..i linked cwing already..links kuru [16:18] Yusuke: YOU ASS! --Apparently Suke talks to himself.
	The perspective of life is beyond the boundary of good and evil. -Zenethus


Kururugi	Aug 21 2008, 08:08 PM Post #28
I am the very disease you pretend to be Posts: 105 Group: Members Member #4 Joined: Feb 9, 2008 Gender Sexy Beast	Chaoswing: ...youtube pisses me off >.> * Kururugi conquers youtube Chaoswing: yeah! Kururugi: now it's Nicktube! Kururugi: >=3 Chaoswing: lmao Secret Note: Spoiler: click to toggle Nick is my mortal name! >=o
	If you don't want an enemy, don't fuck with my life.


Newb23	Aug 21 2008, 08:09 PM Post #29
Narcoleptic Genius Posts: 16 Group: Members Member #14 Joined: Aug 5, 2008 Gender Demon	[20:01] aliennation23: also link does not have parents [20:01] aliennation23: live with that fact [20:01] Bitchfish: o.o [20:01] Bitchfish: what chapter of ascension are you on? [20:01] aliennation23: thats a chapter [20:01] aliennation23: ?? [20:01] Bitchfish: ... [20:01] Bitchfish: episode noob... [20:02] aliennation23: links in a episode?? [20:02] Bitchfish: damn it you tard! [20:02] aliennation23: (victory) [20:02] Bitchfish: >.< [20:02] Bitchfish: what episode of Ascension are you on? lol [20:02] aliennation23: 7 [20:02] aliennation23: now when does link come in [20:03] Bitchfish: link dies horribly in a blaze of freezing earthquakes [20:05] Bitchfish: are you talking about "Linx" from naruto fic? [20:05] aliennation23: no [20:05] aliennation23: think soul calibur [20:05] Bitchfish: o.o [20:05] Bitchfish: dude [20:06] Bitchfish: Link from SC2 pwns hardcore [20:06] aliennation23: and you just killed him [20:06] Bitchfish: FUCK! [20:06] Bitchfish: i hate you =_= [20:06] aliennation23: and he never had parents [20:06] aliennation23: live with this fact [20:06] aliennation23: that he can no longer appear in any soul calibur game EVER [20:06] aliennation23: !!! [20:06] Bitchfish: O_O [20:06] Bitchfish: bitch! [20:07] aliennation23: [20:07] aliennation23: (victory) [20:07] aliennation23: im putting this in that im topic [20:08] Bitchfish: ass [20:08] aliennation23: lol



Chaoswing	Aug 23 2008, 08:47 PM Post #30
No one else can see the preservation of the martyr in me. Posts: 63 Group: Global Moderators Member #2 Joined: Feb 9, 2008 Gender Nightmare	[21:44] * Yusuke breaks a drum-shaped guitar over cwing's head [21:45] ChaoswingDrgn: wtfh [21:45] Yusuke: wtfh= Well That Fucking Hurt [21:46] Yusuke: lmao... [21:46] ChaoswingDrgn: XDDDD!!!!!! [21:46] ChaoswingDrgn: LOL!
	If music is a mirror revealing the depths of my heart, then I will write the darkest song, for without forgiveness my soul is lost.


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