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| Kiroth 6 | Jun 20 2009, 03:03 AM Post #1 |
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Administrator who may be going slightly mad
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This server is inaccessible from the rest of the World. There are theories that Lenneth has had Liquid Ocelot, Gaara and the more guilty members of the Patriots of Humanity knocked into a coma and logged into this server. It is rumored to be a sci-fi based server with high level of technology and ability to traverse space. If this is true then someone must be sent in to deal with or attempt to rehabilitate them. If true this will be no easy task. Of course there is the question of what the Patriots have been doing in the mean time. With no limitations they are able to do whatever they want on this server. They are the ones in power, they are free to conquer a highly technological world. With no Government to stop them, what will they do here? Edited by Kiroth 6, Jun 21 2009, 01:44 PM.
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| HappyRich12 | Nov 11 2009, 04:47 PM Post #2 |
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Married?
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Given the attention drawn to the Commodore 64 of DOOM, much of the preceding information has proven to be popular misconception. Thus the population of the server has been pretty much left to themselves for the time being. A battleship floats lazily through the starry sky, the flag at its prow billowing for some inexplicable reason. Are they venting atmosphere just for that? The ship passes a satellite adorned with holographic advertisements, broadcasting on multiple frequencies. A female comms officer brings up the military frequency. A lanky young man in a ratty trench coat yawns as he views the broadcast on the monitor. Individuals wanted for combating the Shukaku. Those with magical or spiritual ability and strong force of will desired. Interested parties apply at a mage guild. "Can you change it to the Travel Bureau's channel for a second?" he asks. "Sure thing Captain Tylor," she replies. The view changes to an image of a beautiful woman lying on a beach of green sand under twin suns. "It must be nice to travel. How about we take a vacation?" Tylor asks, happily looking about the room. A few faces perk up, but two rather angry individuals, a man and a woman, glare back and in unison reply, "NO!" |
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| HappyRich12 | Dec 24 2009, 02:31 PM Post #3 |
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Married?
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A blue spaceship cruises through space, sporting more festive running lights than you'd expect for a ship of the military. A rather drunken looking man in a ratty coat and a Santa hat picks up a comm unit. "Merry Christmas!" booms Tylor over all comms frequencies. |
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| HappyRich12 | Dec 24 2009, 08:25 PM Post #4 |
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Married?
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A ripple in space appears, a void within a void, out of which comes a massive star cruiser of unknown type. Its only designation is a symbol resembling a blue ring cut diagonally into sections. Over all comm channels sings a feminine computerized voice. "We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas; We wish you a Merry Christmas from Aperture Science. Delicious cake we for you and next of kin; Delicious cake for Christmas from Aperture Science." |
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| HappyRich12 | Dec 27 2009, 12:43 AM Post #5 |
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Married?
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The ship begins repeating a new message, no longer singing, "You, our valuable customers/test subjects, are cordially invited to this Aperture Science vessel for a product showing/beta test. The final event in this program is an experiment that shall attempt a practical proof of the Big Bang Theory." |
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| Japan the cougar | Mar 27 2010, 04:51 PM Post #6 |
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Doesn't know how to deal with member titles
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Off in the distance, the speck of a new ship could be discerned. It looked like a green ball of fur with Pac-man eyes. The pilot, a short boy with spiky technicolor hair, just sighed. "This is SO not the definition of 'Super-Special Awesome'." |
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| HappyRich12 | Apr 1 2010, 11:47 PM Post #7 |
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Married?
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Transmitting 4/1/**** Origin: S.S. Borleias It appears we have another participant for the te*static* demonstration. Please wait while we prepare to begin the *static* demonstration. Enjoy this preview of the Portal 2 soundtrack while you wait. Dir C:\Music\Portal_2_Sound Track_01.ama Track_02.ama Track_03.ama Track_33 2e 31 34 31 35 39 33.ama Track_04.ama Track_05.ama Track_06.ama Track_07.ama Track_08.ama Track_09.ama Track_10.ama Track_11.ama Track_12.ama Track_13.ama Track_14.ama Track_15.ama Help .ama .ama is the extension for Aperture Science media audio. 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72 20 67 6f 6e 6e 61 20 74 65 6c 6c 20 61 20 6c 69 65 20 61 6e 64 20 68 75 72 74 20 79 6f 75 2e Edited by HappyRich12, Apr 1 2010, 11:54 PM.
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| Japan the cougar | Apr 2 2010, 12:05 AM Post #8 |
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Doesn't know how to deal with member titles
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The Kuriboh-ship rocked violently about at the transmission of data. "Aaah, spam-bomb! Do not want!" A much more masculine voice chimed up in the boy's head. *Yugi, just switch out, you little wanker. You never were that good at Portal, anyway.* "It's hard to play on a Mac! What the hell was Jobs thinking, making the entire mouse a button?" *You're just being a crybaby. Wah, wah, does the baby want to go back to Farmville?* "Hey, Farmville is all kinds of fun, and you, of all disembodied voices, will not get away with that!" *....Look, are you going to let me drive the f***** ship, or not?* "Sorry, sir." *Now, THAT'S more like it! Time to teach this robot a real game!* Yugi's giant gold pendant started glowing, bathing him in light. He emerged about two feet taller than before (making him only average height, of course) with a more determined look on his face and a deeper voice in his mouth. Resuming his place at the controls, the ship rocketed off with more vim and vigor towards the offending vessel. EDIT: I just translated the message, you dick! Edited by Japan the cougar, Apr 8 2010, 06:06 AM.
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| HappyRich12 | Apr 11 2010, 05:08 PM Post #9 |
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Married?
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Please proceed to docking bay thirteen. A failure to comply will result in a failure of the test. |
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| HappyRich12 | Apr 30 2010, 02:34 PM Post #10 |
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The first room beyond the docking bay is rather pristine. The only objects in the room are a large metal crate and large wedge shaped object. The floor is so slick and the crate so heavy that it won't budge. The wedge however is easily moveable. There is no other door than the entrance, only a set of pylons along the opposite wall where a door frame would be. A large button is inlaid in the floor across from the crate. On the wall is a knob currently pointing between the words 'Up' and 'Down'. |
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