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Twas the night before Christmas ~ GL History; by Gatekeepers Hubby 2004
Topic Started: Dec 24 2009, 07:05 PM (931 Views)
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Twas the night before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Beacon,
Not a creature was stirring, they weren’t even peekin’
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In the hope that Dinah would not show up there.
Olivia and Bill were nestled all snug in their bed,
While visions of business deals danced in their heads.
With Tammy in her bed, and J.B. right next,
They had just settled in for some hot cousin sex.
When outside the hotel there arose such a clatter,
Cassie sprung from her bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window she flew in a flash,
Tour open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the face of the once loved Michelle,
Now gave a dark glow to the objects in Hell.
Then what to her wondering eyes should appear,
But a Hummer with Josh driving, holding a beer.
With her little red dress, so much like a diva,
Cassie knew in a moment it must have been Reva.
More rapid than eagles, the visions they came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name.
“Now Shane, now Sandy, now J.B. now Josh,
I know that some of us are family, by gosh!”
To the top of the Beacon, to the top of the stairs,
Now dash away Edmund, till Cassie grows back her hair.

As dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet Alexandra, a drug deal’s close by.
So up to the Spaulding’s house fast as a blizzard,
Went the sleigh full of money, and a boob job for Lizard.
And then in a twinkling they heard on the roof,
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As Alan drew in his head and was turning around,
Down the chimney Gus Spaulding came with a bound.
He was dressed like Columbo from his head to his foot,
He was searching for Harley, the one who’s so cute.
And that’s when her saw her, her features aloof,
But alas, twas not Harley, he saw it was Ruth.
Her eyes how they squinted, her dimples how scary,
Please bring Harley back so that Gus can then marry.

Alexandra’s face was drawn up like a bow,
And Lizzie suspected she’d just done some blow.
The stem of a wine glass held tight in her hand,
As Alan and Gus stuck their heads in the sand.

And then, all at once, a vision appeared,
On the big screen TV, Phillip’s image was clear.
He was handsome and tan, a right jolly old fellow,
And he laughed when we said that he looked very mellow.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave us to know that he hadn’t been dead.
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work,
He gave us the finger, and called us a jerk.
And laying a finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team in the snow,
And away they all flew to a much better show.
And we heard him exclaim, “Just remember you phonies,
May there always be blue skies and palomino ponies!”

So we’re left to watch J.B. abuse his cute cuz,
Merry Christmas to all of you on GLBuzz.

Copyright © 2004 by GL80s husband.
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I miss GL, thanks Gate!!
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This has officially replaced "I Wish It Was Christmas Today" from SNL as my favorite Christmas thing. THANKS GATE!! :xmascheer:
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Just got around to reading this, just looked at the soap area to see if anyone had posted anything. I do miss the show, sometime I still think it is on and I am just not watching it. Have any of the actors landed new jobs? I know CC has, but other than her I do not know of any. Is BE still on AMC?
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BE is off AMC.

Pelphrey is on ATWT for a little bit, and Cosgrove is starting there soon.

Various people we know in Chappell and Martha Byrne's web soaps.

Can't remember anything about anybody else...

EDIT - Oh, Zach Conroy (James) going to B&B...
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Very cute - I do miss the show even though I've not watched live in years. Still have shows (thanks RVD) downloaded to watch from April forward - keep putting it off to savor that I still have GL to watch.
It was very sad to be home at Christmas time and not have the holiday show to watch. I think that's when I realized it was gone.
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