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The NEW Yoshi Bodyguard RPing Thread; THE RETRO TWIST MEANS IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME!
Topic Started: Apr 1 2014, 02:02 PM (242 Views)
Subsourian
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“May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.”

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the Yoshi Bodyguards! I'm glad you've remained in this RP, even after NOA Andy's STOOPID decision. In this RP, we RP fast and the stories most of the time require you to be here often. If you even consider RPing here, keep this in mind. Please try to be here as often as you can, so you don't get lost. Thanks for understanding.

But being online all the time never helped. It never helped at all.

RULES

The Death Rule: If a character dies, the character is gone for good. No reviving. No life shrooms, no nothing. Also, if a character is wounded, it cannot heal itself fast. Allow some days for the wound to heal. Obey this rule, or you will be considered a godmodder.

That is until we start doing stories in which case we'll probably revive them all anyway.

Character Limit Rule: From now on, there will be a limit of 7 characters per member. No more. If you already have more, delete some. Which means, kill them. And they cannot return. Ever. And there's a limit of 1 character group per member, too. This is why Top is banned.

Godmodding: I'm sick and tired of this. I will NOT tolerate any Gmodding. I will warn you a few times, but I'll then ban you. No matter who you are... STOP GODMODDING. You can't just know things, ok? You can't be everywhere, you can't be invincible... YOU CAN'T! This is why Sub is banned.

The Business is Business Not Personal Rule: Business is business, not personal. You might be my friend, and I might know you. But if you break a rule... YOU WILL BE BANNED. I don't care if you don't like it, you break a rule, you're banned. No matter who you are, this is business. THE YBS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS GUYS. I REALIZE THE HYPOCRACY OF THAT WHEN I RAN THE WIKI WITH AN IRON FIST BUT I DID IT BECAUSE SHUT UP

The Respect Rule: Yes, respect. Do you know what that is? No? Then look it up. I will not tolerate stupid and immature behavior. No mentioning of drugs of any kind, and ABSOLUTELY NO sexual-related things. AT ALL. You hear me?. Also, do NOT post anything like "Top loves Chibi" and all that crap. Oh God I forgot all about that. Remember that we are not our own characters, and that the behavior of our characters in no way reflects ours. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT ACTUALLY SUB AND REALLY AM JUST SOME BORED GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE? *cries*

The PM Rule: If you're someone that wants to join the YBs, or has a question to ask me, PM me.

Storylines: If you would like to have a story in the RP, you will have to post it in the Storyline Voting Thread when it's accepting submissions. In some special cases, I will allow you to start it without taking it to the voting thread. Do NOT start a storyline without my permission, because the storyline will be cancelled, and you will NOT be allowed to submit your stories for two rounds. Solo-Missions are just fine, as long as they are SOLO missions... Meaning that they are your character's personal missions. Other YBs can join in with your mission, but only with secondary characters, or ONE main character of ONE other YB. Meaning only two members can participate in the same solo mission with their main characters. There will be a limit on how many solo-missions can occur at time. I will specify later. Also, make sure your solo missions don't interfere with the current main RP. But yeah, if you have a small RP that you find necessary, ask me about it, and I might allow it, with no voting needed.

THANK YOU YOSHIDOT FOR ENFORCING THIS. THE WIKI BECAME SO MUCH EASIER BECAUSE OF THIS RULE I KNOW IT'S NOT FUNNY BUT SHUT UP THINK OF THE TOPS

I might add more rules if needed. Do not post yet.

-Yoshi

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“May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.”

The WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?1!1 post.

What's going on!?!

After the obliteration of the Titans, Star World took a while to recover. Anyway, right after it's recovery, giant creatures have been sighted all over the planet. Rumors say that one of the elemental Titans, Sango, the Titan of Thunder, survived and is responsible for these giants. Professor Koop, thinks otherwise. He managed to gather some saliva from an infected creature, and concluded that the creature's mutagen is an unknown alien substance labeled Phazon. It has a bluish hue, and it increases the creature's size and strenght considerable. It is known to be highly toxic.

Recently, a giant Anubis clone attacked the YBs. He claimed to be the real one. The other, normal Anubis, thought otherwise. Afterwards, the non-Phazon Anubis left the HQs after being labeled as a liar. The Phazon-Anubis attacked the YBs, destroying part of the HQ's lobby. He was defeated, and he ran away. The location of both the Phazon-Anubis and Anubis is currently unknown.

On the other hand, Asmodeus Yoshiler the third is on his life-changing journey. He seems to be somewhere unknown. No one knows of his location except for Anubis, it is believed. He is currently trailing a Chargin' Chuck who mugged him and knocked him out. What he plans to do when he finds him, it is unknown.

IT'S BACK TO THE ROOTS WITH A NEW TWIST GUYS! THE TWIST IS IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME!

-Yoshi
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Character List: Not to be confused with the Members' List. Here, the list of the members of the YBs in the RP will be posted. This is no place to post the bios.

YOSHI.'s Characters:

Anubis
Asmodeus Yoshiler, the third
Proffessor Kooperto Koopernicus Koopgang (aka Koop)

Dietys:
Sango (aka Titan of Thunder)
Asmodeus (aka Titan of Fire) ((dead))
Varfudor (demon) ((dead))
Yoshi Goddesses (Brahma (creator), Vishnu (preserver), Shiva (destroyer))

Dead/Lost Characters:

Asmodeus Yoshiler (aka Yoshi.)
Winter Yoshiler
KIAY (aka. Octavious)
Lord Farzar (aka Summer)

-Yoshi

Wait didn't we have a character thread?
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IT'S JUST A BLUEPRINT! NEVER MEANT TO BE FANCY OR PRETTY JUST TO THE POINT!

-Yoshi


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“May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.”

((Yay for the rules!))

*Someone crashes through the roof of the HQ*

Chibi: Huh? FUCK CRAP SHIT PENIS (remember this is NEW Yoshi Bodyguards)

?????: *Is lying face first on the ground* Ow..


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Top: Man, hopefully Anubis returns. There's no way Az could clean this up even with help from us... I mean, there's pizza sauce ALL OVER THE FLOOR! And also- wait. My Top sense is tingling. *follows it into a wall* Ow. *follows it but not into a wall*

Top's Lawyer: I was apparently relevant back in the old YB days. Go figure.

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“May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.”

Danny: Eh. *Plays Sonic Gems Collection* THIS IS AN IMPORTANT POINT OF ROLEPLAYING GUYS
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[ *  *  * ]
"Yes," the lawyer of Top's said, "I was with the Yoshi Bodyguards for a short time."

"It couldn't be tall because of your size," Top said.

"You're shorter than I am."

"Wait. Really? I am?" Top asked. "Let me check the wiki."
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my man don't own me I own my man
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Chibi: SHIT FUCK DICK TITS WHO IS THAT ((ooc: mature yoshi bodyguards plz dont report me im 11))

*MYSTERIOUS FIGURE IS ACTUALLY..... LUIGIGGIA!!!!*

Luigi: It's not easy being green...

Chibi: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SO OOC IT ISN'T FUNNY *eats marshmallows*

Jade: *walks in* Chibi stop eating th marshmallows we have important mission with Dr. Mario

Chibi: WHY IS DR. MARIFART EVEN HERE HE'S LIKE MARIO BUT A DOCTOR

Jade: He needs our help!!!

Chibi: DAMN ((ooc: dont ban me plz modmario)) OKAY

*LONG STORYLINE WITH FOLLOWS AND IT'S STOPPED HALFWAY THROUGH*

CHibI: WE LEARNED A FUCKTON

Dr. Mario: Yeah

Luigi: Yeah

Mr. G&W: Yeah

((((((can someone make a sotrlyin with doopliss so chibi can date him????? please))))))))))
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Sub: look at all the sillyness. i am the only serious one here. with my firm grasp of the englsh languaeg my charakter will continu to be broody and brooding.

*picks up achnient staff and walks to the library*

Eric: Oy laddies. You may not remember me. Probably 'couse I was a terrible character who literally existed just to transport the robed bloke from point A to point B n talk n a mildly offensive Scottish accent. I only appeared n one story fer like seven seconds. BUT WHAT A SEVEN SECONDS IT WAS I TELL YA THAT LADDIES! It was full o adventure, o high flying n-

It was a Danny story Eric. Your legacy is a Danny story.

Eric: Ohhh. Well I guess I lived fer nothin'.
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