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Topic Started: Aug 17 2012, 06:47 PM (855 Views)
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“May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.”

"You know well that the Federation loves their regulations," said Mr. Walker, "They promised to not intervene in the affairs of the kingdoms that aren't an outright military attack. It doesn't mean they aren't trying though, Governor Sendoa, the supposed ruler of this planet, is going through all the red tape of sending in a team to deal with it. However, by the time he's filled out the proper forms to high command the Spiders will already have burned a path to the throne themselves. That's where you come in."

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Let's be weird

Just then, a silvery mass crawled into the room.

Then it stood up to its full height, towering above all else. Its clawed limbs hung limply as its masklike face peered around. Then the Aurine looked at Walker and shouted, "GREETINGS!"
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Yoshichu: AAAAHHHH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?

Pichup: Er...hello?
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"Yes, that's a good idea, Pikachu with the ugly collar!" Captain Turkey said, poking a wing onto Pichup's head like a finger. "We should all introduce ourselves, provided you didn't already do that in the transports, but regardless, I am Captain Turkey, acing racing pilot who has participated in the F-Zero Grand Prix. If you've heard of me, that's why, and if you haven't, it's because I... didn't win." He gave a coughing chuckle.
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my man don't own me I own my man
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Arriving (fashionably) late as usual was an old, beat-up ship that seems to be about a decade out of date. Fast fixes and obvious rusts litter the vehicle as it soared clumsily through the sky, although from the ground it was hard to tell.

"Bloody motherfucking shit," the pilot of the vessel mumbled, "where the fuck do I land this thing?"

A taller man in an aged gas mask and tattered suit looked over the pilot's shoulder. "There," he pointed in an attempt to be helpful.

"I don't see shit!" she practically screamed at him, although the man did not seem put off by it at all.

"Stop screaming at him, Chibi," said a taller woman. "You know he's just trying to help..."

"Yeah, yeah, tons of people try to help me, and you know where that gets me? It gets me a divorce and a fucking kid that I don't even want!"

"Keep saying that," Ansel said. Just for that, he was nearly punched in the face. "Oh! No!"

Coming from behind them was another man. Although he was not as muscular and tall as the other man, he still had some muscle to him. "There are ships right down there," he pointed out, a bit more specific than the other man. His voice was noticeably more solemn than anyone else's.

"Huh?" Chibi squinted, and then finally saw the other ships. "Oh, fucking finally!"

"You really shouldn't drive without glasses," the other woman mumbled as Chibi clumsily landed the ship. "You know you--" And with that, the other people standing were thrown to the floor by brute force. Carefully getting up, she cried, "What the hell? Did you hit another ship or something!?"

Chibi smirked, getting up from her seat and stepping over her fallen comrades. "Yeah, probably damaged one of the wings on one of those nice aircrafts. That'll show those fuckers to invite ME after firing me all those years ago!"

"Uh, yeah, and you came back anyway." Chibi frowned, but the woman continued. "You're still just as immature as you were all those years ago."

"Jade," Chibi began, facing the woman as she got up. "You act like I don't know that I'm a piece of shit. I mean, my ex-husband couldn't handle me. Who the fuck else can?" She attempted to get the door open, but was having a difficult time with it. "Besides, even though I'm a horrid she-beast from planet bitch, I still got US back together! Remember all the things we got done?"

"And you remember all the people that got killed because of us?" the shorter man said suddenly, going over to help her with the door.

"Well, yeah, but that taxi driver was fucked anyway." With his help, the old door was pried open. "Jesus H. Christ, we need to get this thing fixed up."

"You obviously didn't take good care of it," Jade pointed out as the group walked out.

"Aw, fuck you, it's good enough." Chibi led the group past the ships and into the building, which she found to be open. "Hey, SOMEONE didn't lock this damn place up! Wait until they'll get a load of me!"

"Said old friends were dead," the tallest member (named Ansel) pointed out. "... Depressing."

Chibi grimaced as the group walked past the bedrooms. "Hell no, they weren't my friends! They were just coworkers! ... Until I got fired." She turned to face Jade as they walked. "They fired you too! You know, for living the lifestyle of lust and sin and all of that bullshit!"

Jade rolled her eyes. "Yes, I realize that, but their policies have changed. If you hated this place so much, why did you come back?"

"Why did ANY of us come back?" Chibi retorted back rudely. "You fucking know why! We all have problems! We ALL fell on hard times again and need more help than usual! You know, my damn husband getting \everything BUT the kid is annoying as fuck!"

"Annnd where is your son?" Jade asked, genuinely curious. "You never said."

"Heh, just dropped him off at my parents' place... They love that little fucker." From instructions that she got earlier, Chibi entered the room where other old and new YB members sat. "Hey, look, the gang's back together! ... When I say that, I mean I only see Danny's brother. Fucking shit."

This was not quite the entrance they were going for, but it would have to do.
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The thing's head turned, almost mechanically, to look at the others. "HELLO EVERYONE," he shouted. He had a perfectly normal voice, he just... kept yelling.
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“May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.”

RECREATIONAL ROOM

"Introducing yourself would be for the best," said Mr. Walker, "But do it on the way over. We have new arrivals outside, and it would be best to get them up to speed on your mission. Good luck."

With that, the room began to fade, the black panels regaining their color. The group was back in the middle of the recreational room, couches, TVs and all.

LANDING PAD

Next to Chibi's ship, another bird-like green and blue transport landed, the back hatch opening with a slam. In it were three figures, who strode out. They said nothing.

One was a short creature, with a black body and a spiked bubble on his head. He had two hair-like tendrils on his head, and large, almost cute, eyes. He seemed to be a Chao of sorts. The other was hulking, almost seven feel tall. His body was red and mouth obscured by tentacles. His body was hairless, and he was clad in leather straps, showing his overly muscled body. The last was a smirking human, lugging a large minigun on his back.

"Welp," said the human, "Guess we're finally here. I can already tell you all are the friendly types, with all the in-flight conversation."

"That's because you never shut up," said the chao, "Just shut your god damn trap every once in a while and we'll all get along peachy."

"Yeah yeah yeah," he muttered, looking over to Chibi's group. He eyed Jade, and whistled, "Well hello there! I may like this place after all.:

"Welcome!" came a voice head of them.

A small orb, circular and green with a large single eye, floated up toward them. It seemed to be a robot of sorts, it seemed cheery.

"You're at the right place!" said the figure, "I am Host, your housekeeper and helper! You'll meet the other group soon, they'll be on their way up to take you to your first mission."
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"Fair enough," Captain Turkey said, "let's go save the princess!"

"Right, no time like the present!" Marl'nt said. "I'm sure they won't all kill us on sight."
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Yoshichu: Princess saving? How clichéd.

Pichup: Hey, at least it's not gonna be difficult. Mario does it all the time.

Yoshichu: Why can't stupid Bowser get the hint that he's never going to win? He's all like, "AAARGH CURSE YOU MARIO YOU'VE BESTED ME YET AGAIN! BUT PEACH WILL BE MINE SOMEDAY!". Sheesh.
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“May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.”

RECREATION ROOM

"This way please!" chimed Host.

Host led them back through the way they came, going up the elevator and past the living quarters. They came out back to the landing pad.

LANDING PAD AREA

Suddenly another metallic orb came out. It looked exactly the same as the one that greeted them. There seemed to be multiple Hosts. One of them floated back inside the house.

"So these must be the other Guardians," said the Chao, "What, get kicked out already?"

"The transports will take you to the target location," said Host, "Please enter the Heron on the side."

One of the transports was slightly bigger, and seemed to be able to accommodate the entire present group. Its engines were slowly rumbling, and its hatch was open.
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