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| Powertrip | Jun 22 2009, 03:17 PM Post #21 |
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You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call? I would call Jake. He would tell everyone of my impending death. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? Romania. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend? I believe so. Your best friend dies, what would you do? Cry, a lot. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up on? My friends. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. Who do you call? My mother. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Yes, of course. If you could do anything OR wish for anything that would come true, what would you wish? Rid the world of deadly disease. Why is it only drug dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'? Uhh. o.o How is it possible to have a civil war? Uhh, it isn't. ![]() If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? No. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? What the Hell is antipasta? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? You have succeeded in failing. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Good question. No clue. That'd be fun, though. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff? Not aerodynamic enough? =D Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? The day sour cream spoils, is the day Hell's gates will open. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Umm. Different forms of apes? I'm not the science kinda guy. ![]() If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working? Can't be bothered to try. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Uhh, I guess so. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Again, cannot be bothered. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 413532t4366364642t3qrreqr34 miles per second If you add your username to your ignore list, would you not be able to read your own posts? That's not possible. ![]() Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? I have no clue. If a pin drops in a noisy classroom does anyone hear it hit the floor? Yes. The kid with superhuman hearing does. If you had only 24 hours to live, what would you do? I would probably go along with my daily routine. What is the strangest dream you've ever had? I have had many strange dreams. I once had a conversation with a llama who reminded me of Michael Cera. What is the stupidest thing you've done because someone dared you to? I put pop rocks down my ear once. What is the stupidest thing you've done on your own free will? No clue. Many things. Have you ever eaten a leaf or grass? Yes. After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? They should... we're all equals. How can there be self-help groups? There can't. Those are BS. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? Lmao. There's white grapes? I did not know that. If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself? Yes. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? No. Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure? Yup. My plant has extremely low self confidence because of that. Is there another word for synonym? Yes. Wordthatmeansthemainthingbutisspelleddifferently. I made that world. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? Yes, it is. Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach? Lol'd. No. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs? That would be epic. Probably. When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? What? o.o When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? Yes. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Florida. Why isn't there a mouse-flavored cat food? Uhh. That's a good idea. No clue Why do they report power outages on TV? People with generators. Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? I don't get it |
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| Powertrip | Jun 22 2009, 10:52 PM Post #22 |
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Keep the questions cominggggggg. |
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| Wilted Youth | Jun 22 2009, 11:18 PM Post #23 |
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Life's but a walking shadow.
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If you were an animal, what would you be and why? If you were a cartoon, which one would you prefer being? What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten? Have you been told that you look like someone famous? If so, who? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one? Since mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, what do mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks? If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? What was the best thing before sliced bread? How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done? Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner? Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it? If there’s a speed of light and a speed of sound, why isn’t there a speed of smell? How can there be a Miss Universe when earth is the only planet represented? How old do you have to be to die of old age? Why does every company’s phone message say, “This call may be recorded for quality purposes” when the quality never improves? Why do Chinese restaurants provide forks and spoons, but no knives? Why do grocery express checkout lanes always have the slowest checkers? If four out of five doctors always recommend a product, who is that fifth stubborn doctor? Who was the first person to crack open and oyster and say, “man, that looks tasty!”? When you see a guy wearing pants almost to his ankles, are they pants that are too short or shorts that are too long? Why do women curl their eyelashes? Has anyone ever complimented them on their curliness? Why do people order a piece of cheesecake with a diet Coke? If a man makes a sexist comment in the forest with no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Why do they try to make pet food in TV commercials look good to humans? Why do people wear socks with sandals? Would they also wear pants under their shorts? Why do people wash their dishes before putting them in the dishwasher? |
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| colton | Jun 23 2009, 11:45 AM Post #24 |
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i didn't read through all the questions so hopefully you haven't answered these. what are three of your guilty pleasures (could be food, tv show, etc)? last good movie you watched? seemingly random thing about people/ that people do that disgusts you? are you really the sexpot we all think you are? |
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| jasmineexx | Jun 23 2009, 01:29 PM Post #25 |
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I'm not that kind of guuuurl.
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Haha, Zachy, Chapter 11 is bankruptcy protection in the US.
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| Julie | Jun 24 2009, 12:01 AM Post #26 |
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Good to see people actually started to post questions. Just a reminder Powertrip's turn goes until the end of tomorrow. Nothing has to be exact on time, so keep the questions coming if you feel like it. You can also post more personal questions too, within reason. there's lots of phylisophical stuff going on LOL. Which is cool, too. Edited by Julie, Jun 24 2009, 12:03 AM.
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| xo.Daydreamer | Jun 24 2009, 04:37 PM Post #27 |
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We're in the prime of your youth.
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What do you prefer, Milk or Apple juice? Would you dance to Single Ladies? If so would you wear the unitard, heels and record it? Who's better, Mario or Luigi? Macs or PCs? |
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| MeowPancakes | Jun 24 2009, 10:58 PM Post #28 |
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i am my own disease. \
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serve in heaven, or rule in hell? |
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| Powertrip | Jun 25 2009, 09:12 AM Post #29 |
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If you were an animal, what would you be and why? Llama, because they're amazing. If you were a cartoon, which one would you prefer being? Arthur. What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten? Umm. I have no clue. I was dared to eat apple slices with ketchup once. Have you been told that you look like someone famous? If so, who? I am often told I look like Jesus. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Because lust has 20/20 vision. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? HUMANNNNNN. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one? Because any number pre-20 does not follow that pattern. Since mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, what do mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks? Yes, lmao. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? To help you. Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? Lol'd. Probably not. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? Probably in some cases. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Hehehhehehe. No, I have not. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Vigorous training. What was the best thing before sliced bread? Non-sliced bread. How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done? A lot of testing. Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner? Uhh. No. Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it? It was mine. It was that or Eseseseseseseseseses syndrome If there’s a speed of light and a speed of sound, why isn’t there a speed of smell? Scientists cannot fathom that. How can there be a Miss Universe when earth is the only planet represented? I do not know. That's pretty biased. We should get some martian girls into that show. How old do you have to be to die of old age? Uhh. 80+ Why does every company’s phone message say , “This call may be recorded for quality purposes” when the quality never improves? OBURN. Nah, they try. Why do Chinese restaurants provide forks and spoons, but no knives? Not much to cut up when in China. Why do grocery express checkout lanes always have the slowest checkers? They put the amateurs in there. If four out of five doctors always recommend a product, who is that fifth stubborn doctor? Dr. Van Ihateeverythingalot. He's an asshole. Who was the first person to crack open and oyster and say, “man, that looks tasty!”? Me. When you see a guy wearing pants almost to his ankles, are they pants that are too short or shorts that are too long? The latter. Why do women curl their eyelashes? Has anyone ever complimented them on their curliness? It brings out there eyes. Why do people order a piece of cheesecake with a diet Coke? Uhh... I've never done that. o.o Brings out the taste, I guess. If a man makes a sexist comment in the forest with no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? Yes. Why do they try to make pet food in TV commercials look good to humans? The pets aren't the ones buying it. Why do people wear socks with sandals? Would they also wear pants under their shorts? First question: Because they're douchebags. Second question: Because it sometimes looks okay. Why do people wash their dishes before putting them in the dishwasher? Because they are Godless killing machines. I don't know. _________ What do you prefer, Milk or Apple juice? Milk. Would you dance to Single Ladies? If so would you wear the unitard, heels and record it? Sure. =D Who's better, Mario or Luigi? Mario. Macs or PCs? Macs, although I don't have one. _________ serve in heaven, or rule in hell? Neither exist to me. |
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| Julie | Jun 26 2009, 02:10 PM Post #30 |
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LOL. I'm on crack. Powertrips' turn goes for another day. Looks like I suck at organizing this. Edited by Julie, Jun 26 2009, 02:13 PM.
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