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Proof the world is nuts; absolutely nuts
Topic Started: October 1, 2008, 5:42 am (133 Views)
Blue Phoenix
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In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. ( Like THAT makes sense..)

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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. ( Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. ( A brick?)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. ( Much worse than "going blind"!)

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

( Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. ( Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores. ( But of course!)

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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. ( Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. ( I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception:

Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
( Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam !)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. ( Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (Did the government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet. ( Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last? Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And you thought YOU had bad breath in the morning!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores. ( But of course!)


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*starts packing bags*guess where I'm moving too! lol
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...Alaska...?

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

( Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)


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naw. Prostitutes only pretend to be virgins. But this job is about the guys who run a valuable *cough* service to the unmarriable virgins.

...That's gotta be a tough job... :lol

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Very hard Blue, very hard job. And Actually Alaska is an awesome state to move to...though considering Pallin runs it...And before this because political, Hong Kong has AWESOME divorce laws.
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Come on, you can see Russia from your house in Alaska.....
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too cold for me! i'll stick to Tahiti.

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Oh come Blue, I'm sure you could heat things up.
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Its true, In Liverpool female sales assistance cna only go topless in tropical fish shops...altho...I have never found one that dose that.

And another crazy law that is STILL law.....in York they can kill a Scotsman
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