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New jokes; lost the old one
Topic Started: September 25, 2008, 3:34 pm (83 Views)
Silverwing Wolf
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heres one I was sent:

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
Bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
Wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
Patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum
stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
To two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
Work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
But surely stretch it , until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked

'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
For everything else, there's MasterCard!
"Lo as I walk thought the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear No evil, for I'm 15,000 feet and climbing!"
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Blue Phoenix
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:lol
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Come with me and you'll be in a World of Pure Imagination
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