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one of Dog of Sargas's favorite recipes
Topic Started: September 14, 2008, 6:37 pm (80 Views)
SonofSargas
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BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, a lot like a popular dark Irish Beer®, but NOT that brand at their lawyers' request. They alledge this article, educating others in the legal eating habits of over 100 million people world-wide, and specifically in rising East Asian markets, is "highly offensive."

Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.
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Where in the WORLD do you get this stuff??? :lol :lol :lol

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Mark (Ocean Dreamer) declared that squirrells are evil and I posted the Squirrell Jambalaya recipe in the Galley on his board and started finding different recipes ever since.

Squirrells are evil
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LMAO!!! that's a funny video. i've never seen squirrels attack people!

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they are very evil...
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they are cute little bushy-tailed scampering animals! :p

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that is just part of their evilness...
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maybe we should take your temperature, luv? you sure you're feeling all right?

*reaches for a horse-sized thermometer*

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eep...
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...now, i wonder where you insert this thing...? *sizes up Sargas*

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shudder...
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...yer just luvin' this, aincha? :lol

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best time I have had since I stuck my tongue on that cold flagpole...
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LMAO!

okay, then...

*sticks that huge, cold, unyieldy thermometer in his...




























































R ...ear...

(hey, it's an easy target! ...unless you're LS and you're nekkid anyway... ;) )

now, this won't hurt (me) a bit!
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WOOOOP!!!

that's cold...
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