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Texas Rancher
Topic Started: September 13, 2008, 3:39 pm (84 Views)
SonofSargas
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wandering teacher of the bizarre and unusual
A Texas Department of Water representative stopped at a
ranch and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher,
"I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation."

The old rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field
over there."

The Water representative said, "Mister, I have the authority
of the Federal Government with me. See this card? This
card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any
agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I
made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores.

Later, the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the Water
Rep running for the fence and close behind was the rancher's
bull. The bull was gaining on the Water Rep with every step.

The Rep was clearly terrified, so the old rancher
immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and
shouted out.....

Your card! Show him your card!"
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BWAAHAAHAAA!!!

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