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just got this in my email
Topic Started: September 12, 2008, 2:28 pm (91 Views)
SonofSargas
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HENCHMEN NEEDED



20-30 henchmen needed for moderately-sized supervillain organisation with large expansion potential (fortresses built into geological structures, corruption of government officials, possible genesis of 'nemesis' vigilante). Electrical theme.

Applicants must be willing to learn new skills, including but not limited to operation of specialised 'lightning guns'. Applicants will also be required to wear specialised uniform when at work (functional rubber suits with my logo on front), except in cases where deception is required (posing as hostages in order to ambush vigilantes, etc).

Desired (but not necessarily required) in applicants:

-interesting deformations/obsessions/powers(?) giving rise to interesting nicknames (e.g. Claws, Pyro, Buzzsaw, and similar)
-unwavering loyalty
-being a corruptible government official
-ability to work as part of a close-knit team (unless interesting obsession is of the 'lone wolf' variety)
-grudge against any well-known vigilante
-flexible moral code

Equal opportunies employer. Both henchmen and femmes fatales absolutely welcome.

Great promotion opportunities - right-hand-man position constantly being unexpectedly opened. Would look good on any future supervillain resume/CV.

Send an email with details of any prior henchman work, or details of what is driving you to join the ranks of a supervillain organisation. Will reply to all serious applicants. Hope to hear from you, and with luck, welcome you into a rewarding and promising career!

- Jacque (The Zapper) Zerapi
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Blue Phoenix
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DAMN i wish i'd thought of that first! What a great way to advertise for a new RPG!


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heh that is so cool
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Blue Phoenix
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...that IS an ad for an RPG, right...?

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Seto EXE
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Just an RPG ad? Crud... *sadly puts away his Supervillain Henchman outfit*
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LightSlayer
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*puts away his Monarch henchman outfit* You didn't see anything....
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Blue Phoenix
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...so why don't you guys formulate your own advert for a BC RPG we can send out?

*throws down the gauntlet of challenge* :D

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SonofSargas
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it turns out that this was posted on craigslist...
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i'd REALLY like to see the responses!

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