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| Topic Started: September 12, 2008, 2:28 pm (91 Views) | |
| SonofSargas | September 12, 2008, 2:28 pm Post #1 |
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wandering teacher of the bizarre and unusual
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HENCHMEN NEEDED 20-30 henchmen needed for moderately-sized supervillain organisation with large expansion potential (fortresses built into geological structures, corruption of government officials, possible genesis of 'nemesis' vigilante). Electrical theme. Applicants must be willing to learn new skills, including but not limited to operation of specialised 'lightning guns'. Applicants will also be required to wear specialised uniform when at work (functional rubber suits with my logo on front), except in cases where deception is required (posing as hostages in order to ambush vigilantes, etc). Desired (but not necessarily required) in applicants: -interesting deformations/obsessions/powers(?) giving rise to interesting nicknames (e.g. Claws, Pyro, Buzzsaw, and similar) -unwavering loyalty -being a corruptible government official -ability to work as part of a close-knit team (unless interesting obsession is of the 'lone wolf' variety) -grudge against any well-known vigilante -flexible moral code Equal opportunies employer. Both henchmen and femmes fatales absolutely welcome. Great promotion opportunities - right-hand-man position constantly being unexpectedly opened. Would look good on any future supervillain resume/CV. Send an email with details of any prior henchman work, or details of what is driving you to join the ranks of a supervillain organisation. Will reply to all serious applicants. Hope to hear from you, and with luck, welcome you into a rewarding and promising career! - Jacque (The Zapper) Zerapi |
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| Blue Phoenix | September 12, 2008, 4:07 pm Post #2 |
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Administrator-For-Life!
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DAMN i wish i'd thought of that first! What a great way to advertise for a new RPG! |
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| LightSlayer | September 12, 2008, 6:13 pm Post #3 |
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Screaming Naked Hot Stuff!!! (Emoticon Guru)
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heh that is so cool |
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| Blue Phoenix | September 12, 2008, 7:34 pm Post #4 |
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Administrator-For-Life!
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...that IS an ad for an RPG, right...? |
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| Seto EXE | September 12, 2008, 8:21 pm Post #5 |
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3 Day Moon
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Just an RPG ad? Crud... *sadly puts away his Supervillain Henchman outfit* |
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| LightSlayer | September 12, 2008, 8:57 pm Post #6 |
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Screaming Naked Hot Stuff!!! (Emoticon Guru)
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*puts away his Monarch henchman outfit* You didn't see anything.... |
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| Blue Phoenix | September 13, 2008, 4:59 am Post #7 |
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Administrator-For-Life!
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...so why don't you guys formulate your own advert for a BC RPG we can send out? *throws down the gauntlet of challenge* ![]() |
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| SonofSargas | September 13, 2008, 12:01 pm Post #8 |
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wandering teacher of the bizarre and unusual
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it turns out that this was posted on craigslist... |
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| Blue Phoenix | September 13, 2008, 8:29 pm Post #9 |
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Administrator-For-Life!
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i'd REALLY like to see the responses! |
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