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Product: Zorb-ezze; A Tribute to the one-and-only Billy Mays
Topic Started: Aug 4 2009, 04:19 PM (179 Views)
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As Seen on TVs official product!
This review is a tribute to the recently departed Billy Mays, the #1 Pitchman of all time.


HI! Noah Takai here with an amazing new product! (ok so it's old but spare me for the review's sake)
Zorb-eeze is the most absorbant material known to man! It has the strength to hold over 20 oz. of liquid! It doesn't even matter if it is coffee, soda... or red wine... Watch as Zorb-ezze pulls it right out of the carpet just like a vaccum. It's that quick! The X-27 Microfiber technology gives this product the strength it needs, to get the job done! Forget paper towels that rip, and sponges that smell... Zorb-ezze is odor free. And it leaves a streak free, path of clean!

r.i.p Billy Mays, you will be missed by all of your family, friends and fans out here. You were the greatest Pitchman I've seen.

Ratings:

Pitchman: 10/10
Product: 10/10
Comparison to similar devices: 10/10 (i.e. ScamWow)
Comparison to household products: no comparison (i.e. paper towels and sponges)

Over All: 11/10
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:'( best pitchman of all time......u will be missed........o and scamwow is realy a scam
u know the pitchman for scamwow punched a whore
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now now, language.... she was a paid-date-person... and scamwow just coppyed Zorbeeze, and its only made in germany, its not german engineering...
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wat is made in germany
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ShamWow is advertised as by vince. "It was made by Germans, and you know the germans always make great stuff" however, the factory making it is all that is german about it... it was designed by americans i think
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