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THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO UNLAWFUL CARNAL KNOWLEDGE; I wish it wasn't real...
Topic Started: Aug 7 2008, 11:27 AM (162 Views)
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http://www.lysator.liu.se/~johol/netbooks/CarnalGuide/carnal.txt

Very amusing.

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Power Word, Rut (Conjuration/Summoning)

Level: 1
Range: 5 yards/two level
Components: V
Duration: 1 hour/level
Casting time: 1
Area of Effect: One male mammal
Save: None

When this spell is cast, the recipient gains a condition of sexual
excitement and productive activity. This reflects in the recipient as a
gain a +2 modifier for every three levels of the mage to dexterity with
respect to having sex. Thus, this spell won't effect any other aspects
of dexterity; only sex. Also due to his hyper state, the recipient
gains a +1 to hit. Furthermore, two points of intelligence and one
point of wisdom is lost; and one point of charisma is gained. These
bonuses end when the spell ends.

Perfume/Musk Of Attraction - This liquid increases the wearer's
charisma by 1 point. The duration is 1d20 hours. The liquid comes in a
small bottle with 2d20 applications.

Philter of Love - As in the DMG page 144, with the following revision:
the philter will only inspire love for the next person the imbiber sees
who is of the appropriate gender with respect to the imbiber's sexual
orientation.

Phylactery of Prophylactics - A phylactery with 1d6 detachable beads,
each one of which functions as a Contraception spell (see guide).

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