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| geoducky545 | Apr 13 2009, 01:22 AM Post #31 |
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"Actually, we're not supposed to spend any money..." Obi-Wan corrected. "Unless it's for the mission's sake. Which is why we're here, with free passes. You're welcome to crash with us at our apartment, as long as you don't trash it up too much... I'm getting on Anakin's ruddy little tail, he left Dorito crumbs all over the floor, again." Obi-Wan chuckled as Anakin dunked the phone into the water. "Now, that was proper use of the Force, my young Padawan," he said with a grin. "Always use the Force to avoid police entanglement. An invaluable lesson learned from New York City." |
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| Deleted User | Apr 14 2009, 07:30 PM Post #32 |
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And here I was, thinking you jedi were honourable. Silly me. I should have known better, the wolf replied. I’d love to go clean up the Dorito crumbs! Beut for now, let’s just concentrate on Disneyland, yes? There are so many things to do, so many rides! We could spend weeks here! Heck, I already have spent weeks here! It’s like the funny farm. Life is beautiful all the time! Anakin gave her a strange look, before glowering at Obi-Wan and using the force to lift the wolf off her feet and knock her out of the boat, then bounce her around on top of the water. As she shrieked with glee, the passengers of the following gondola shrieked with fear and horror. All of the passengers, that was, but one little five-year-old girl with long black pigtails, who just laughed hysterically. “This is proper use of the force,[/i] the Caribou said, snickering softly. The wolf agreed, of course. |
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| geoducky545 | Apr 15 2009, 11:33 AM Post #33 |
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"DisneyWorld is a lovely place. All the sun, and people laughing, and characters of all my favorite films, and beaches, and palm trees... It's wonderful. And Jedi are not dishonorable, we're not supposed to live aesthetically. Not supposed to live for pleasure." He patted the wolf on the head, right before Anakin took her right off her feet. Obi-Wan sighed. "You're using the Force for your own amusement, Anakin," he said scornfully. "The Force is to be used for practical reasons, like hurling Padawans out of gondolas." With a sneer, he lifted Anakin out of the gondola and hurled him into the water. |
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| Elka | Apr 20 2009, 10:39 PM Post #34 |
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It seemed like a good idea at the time... How are we to live in the present, look to the future and remember the past? If anybody has the number of the wise man on the mountain, could I please have it? I like black licorice and the color green. There's a reason for this madness. I fell off the Train of Thought. Burr shot Hamilton. Elka wants a red hat. I can't find any relation in the statements above. If you can, please tell me, so I can get rid of it. | |
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| Deleted User | Apr 20 2009, 10:40 PM Post #35 |
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You’re dishonorable! Admit it! You lie, you cheat, you steal, you kill! Where’s the honor? Where? the wolf taunted, only half-joking. Her eyes glinted with an unspoken challenge before she wheeled around and snapped at Anakin, forcing him to let her down. He merely giggled, but his rather disturbing, eunuch-like laughed ended swiftly, transformed into a piercing shriek. Anakin had never been a fan of the water. Not since he had heard that a child had soiled the kiddy pool had he enjoyed setting foot in the substance. The Disneyland water was disgusting, which thoroughly bothered him. This, however, was the least of his concerns. Presently, he was howling about drowning. Never mind that the water was only a few feet deep- Anakin couldn’t swim, and he knew it! He was going to die, all because of a loony master! |
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| geoducky545 | Apr 21 2009, 09:55 AM Post #36 |
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Obi-Wan raised an eyebrow. "But the galaxy's made a better place if we lie and cheat and steal. And that's what's important. We do have to break the laws, sometimes, to make the galaxy better." He grinned at Anakin's panic. The boy's ludicrous behavior grated on Obi-Wan most of the time, and until he put effort into being a good student, he would never complete the goal that the Jedi intended for him. Wasn't he the Chosen One? Wouldn't he bring balance to the Force, destroy the Sith? Ah well, if they wanted the boy to destroy the Sith, then he better not drown. Obi-Wan obligingly pulled Anakin out of the water. |
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| Deleted User | Apr 21 2009, 07:09 PM Post #37 |
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Think about what you just said ‘We improve the situation by acting immorally.’ You betcha. If I were a Sithie Walrus, I would reply, ‘Then you can’t be bothered when we do likewise!’ the wolf answered, splashing around in the water, making sure to hit Anakin full in the face with a few mini-tsunamis. The Caribou, meanwhile, had begun giving a soliloquy all about dying nobly for a cause one believes in. He was not at all happy when Obi-Pumpkin hauled him from his watery grave. Not even taking time to scream pathetically, he launched himself at Obi-Wan in a homicidal rage as soon as his feet hit connected with the soggy bottom of the gondola. Anakin had heard that a movie about a creepy stalker of a vampire had recently come up. The vampire had funny eyes and could sparkle. Well… Anakin had funny eyes, too, and he could sparkle ever since that incident in which Aaka had knocked over a particular shelf in the Craft Supply store. It would be interesting if he attacked Obi-Wan in a vampire-ish fashion. Then, perhaps, a girl might love him… his first kiss… a date… the full moon, redrosesandohtheromance! Silently as a vampire, Anakin flew to sink his teeth into his master’s throat. Never mind that that was yucky. He just wanted a Bell Pepper… Or was it a Bellnut? B-ello the J-ello? Whatever the hot wimp chick’s name was. |
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| geoducky545 | Apr 23 2009, 12:00 PM Post #38 |
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Obi-Wan shrieked, a rather girlish shriek as he climbed over the seats to get away from Anakin. "What in the Force are you doing?" he yelled at Anakin. "You're blowing the cover, you idiot, now everyone's going to know that we're at DisneyWorld! And the Sith we've been hunting for will get away, and it will be all your fault, Anakin, for acting strangely. So how about you plop back in your seat and we'll finish up the Pirates ride, and then you can ride the Batterhern or whatever your little heart desires. Now, Anakin, please get back in your seat." Obi-Wan decided that he rather enjoyed the days when Anakin was at Sith rehab, it had been a rather blissful time without having to deal with a nine year old boy. This wasn't Jedi training, this was parenting. Maybe he should find some parenting books, see where he went wrong with Anakin. Or maybe send the little boy back to that desert planet he came from, Tatooine Obi-Wan thought its name was. |
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| Deleted User | May 11 2009, 05:31 PM Post #39 |
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Anakin, no longer having a human cushion to break his fall, toppled head-first into the bottom of the gondola, nearly knocking out several of his teeth and swallowing a fair amount of skuzzy water as he did so. Growling darkly, he pulled himself back onto a seat and proceeded to make frowny faces at Obi-Wan. Why did he always get the bad master? Why didn’t he ever get a kind, compassionate, lenient one who was fond of food and donating time and money to children of unfortunate circumstance (such as Anakin)? “It’s called the Splatterhorn, too, by the way. You’re so stupid, Pumpkin,” Anakin muttered, reaching over to help haul the whining, crying Aaka into the boat. He had always been easily manipulated, the wolf found. |
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| geoducky545 | May 20 2009, 10:14 AM Post #40 |
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Obi-Wan continued to make strange faces at Anakin. Why did he always have to end up with the bad student? Why couldn't he have a student who always listened to what he said, one that was cooperative, had no mouth, or any sort of brattiness about them, one that was smart and a good foil to Obi-Wan. But no, Qui-Gon last words instructed Obi-Wan to teach the boy, so, as a memory for Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan would persist. Never the less, Obi-Wan would still murmur curses under his breath, asking heaven why he'd landed with such a terrible Padawan. "For the record, Anakin, I am not stupid. I am simply tired of dealing with this nonsense. I am certain that you'd be fed up with it too, if you could hear yourself speak. Ah well, can't get everything you want in life. Can't get a nice, decent Padawan who would make going to DisneyWorld fun." |
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