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Topic Started: 31 Jul 2009, 09:23 AM (387 Views)
Andrew
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When I realized how much I have wasted my life in recent years. I sit around doing nothing, complaining about life, when it's really not that bad. Hell, I'm probably one of the the luckiest kids in the fucking world. I have a Wii, Xbox 360, and a PS3 for fuck sakes. I don't know any other kid that can say that, but yet I still complain. And what do I have to complain about? My asshole stepfather? Sure, he's not going to win the father of the year award any time soon, but he's not that bad. He over reacts to much, but so do I, and I'm not going to let it ruin my day to anymore. Most of humanities overall stupidity? Once again, I'm over reacting. I've got a wonderful life but I'm so fucking blind about it, I should just be some fucking starving orphan living the shitiest life imaginable on the streets.

But no more. Recently as most of you know, I've had some teeth pulled. I havn't been able to do much, leaving my tons of time to think how much my life has gone downhill. I used to be a healthy, intelligent and happy young boy. While I would still say I'm pretty intelligent, I am definately unhappy, and most certainly overweight. This year my overall average at school was 88%. While that is very good, I could most definately get higher. Maybe even over 95%. I used to be in pretty good shape, but now I probably couldn't even run 3 minutes. Fuck, even my gaming skills have gotten worse leaving my with several games I havn't even played yet. And why all these problems? Because I have no self confidence.

Well you know what? Fuck that.

I am an extrordinary human, and I will have great sucess. I will work-out and eat healthy to get in great shape. I will give it my all in school and get an average of over 95%. I will beat every single video game I own. I will volunteer at the SPCA. I will we an outgoing and optimistic person. I will be nice to everyone and anyone. I will be the perfect me.

And I will start now.
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connor
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wat
that's what a call being fucking awesome

in all seriousness, good on you man.
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BasiltheDragon
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Ahh, good luck with that.
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Jake
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#We're flying high, watching the world, pass us by. Never want to come down, never want to put my feet back down on the ground...#
Best thread I've seen here in a while. =P

I approve of this.
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kennedy_45
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"Hee... Hee... Hee..."
Woo hoo awesome stuff!
And Canada is FTW!
Yeah! =D
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Redster
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I'm dead, ok? Leave me alone or I'll haunt you...
Sigh... If only I have your will power like that. Nice thread by the way. Hope your life becomes an awesome life in which everyone will talk good things about you. :)
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SoulBlood
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Andrew
31 Jul 2009, 09:23 AM
When I realized how much I have wasted my life in recent years. I sit around doing nothing, complaining about life, when it's really not that bad. Hell, I'm probably one of the the luckiest kids in the fucking world. I have a Wii, Xbox 360, and a PS3 for fuck sakes. I don't know any other kid that can say that, but yet I still complain. And what do I have to complain about? My asshole stepfather? Sure, he's not going to win the father of the year award any time soon, but he's not that bad. He over reacts to much, but so do I, and I'm not going to let it ruin my day to anymore. Most of humanities overall stupidity? Once again, I'm over reacting. I've got a wonderful life but I'm so fucking blind about it, I should just be some fucking starving orphan living the shitiest life imaginable on the streets.

But no more. Recently as most of you know, I've had some teeth pulled. I havn't been able to do much, leaving my tons of time to think how much my life has gone downhill. I used to be a healthy, intelligent and happy young boy. While I would still say I'm pretty intelligent, I am definately unhappy, and most certainly overweight. This year my overall average at school was 88%. While that is very good, I could most definately get higher. Maybe even over 95%. I used to be in pretty good shape, but now I probably couldn't even run 3 minutes. Fuck, even my gaming skills have gotten worse leaving my with several games I havn't even played yet. And why all these problems? Because I have no self confidence.

Well you know what? Fuck that.

I am an extrordinary human, and I will have great sucess. I will work-out and eat healthy to get in great shape. I will give it my all in school and get an average of over 95%. I will beat every single video game I own. I will volunteer at the SPCA. I will we an outgoing and optimistic person. I will be nice to everyone and anyone. I will be the perfect me.

And I will start now.
I'd look into buying some viagra for that weeny wonder of yours ;D

/Blatant flame
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