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Jobless man steals just for free prison lunch; ...lol
Topic Started: 21 Jun 2009, 07:45 AM (166 Views)
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"TAIPEI (Reuters) - A jobless Taiwan man released from prison stole a box of cotton swabs just to get arrested again because he "could not forget the police department boxed lunches," officers and local media said Tuesday.

The homeless man in Taipei first stole a pair of shoes on Sunday, was detained and released, the Liberty Times said. He then resorted to stealing again the next day just to get back inside and be fed for free.

"If someone's not doing well and comes in around meal time, we'll definitely prepare food," said an officer, surnamed Wang, at the Hsinyi District police station, which handled the case but again released the suspect, Tsou Hao-lan.

In another sign of the times on the recession-hit island, a man who had been without a job for four months stole a motor scooter and drove it to a Taipei-area police station, the paper said.

Taiwan is in recession and economists see more weakness through most of 2009, given falling demand for Taiwan's electronics goods overseas."

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE55F51Y20090616

Mmm prison food.
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Prison salad, yummy yummy
Edited by Fruit Salad, 21 Jun 2009, 07:54 AM.
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Timeh
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Mmm prison showers, mmm prison soap on the floor.
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BasiltheDragon
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Gawd, it's sad when conditions inside prison are better than those for some people outside.
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Mr. Dodecahedron
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That idiot should have asked about their policy on giving food to people who've been released/regular peoplesz.

That guy's a noooooob...
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Jake
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#We're flying high, watching the world, pass us by. Never want to come down, never want to put my feet back down on the ground...#
Prison's actually beginning to sound like a nice place to be. <3
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Bonkenhi
21 Jun 2009, 05:43 PM
Prison's actually beginning to sound like a nice place to be. <3
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Agreed. No internet no fun.
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Much credit to davadude for the skin. =)