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Topic Started: 10 Jun 2009, 04:25 AM (356 Views)
Jake
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#We're flying high, watching the world, pass us by. Never want to come down, never want to put my feet back down on the ground...#
Just a topic for the sake of funny convos, witty quotes and the like.

I'll get us started.

Picture the scene. 3am-4am. Boredom. Slightly ratty mood. Someone winding me up. The result? See below. Walvy would be proud of me.

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~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Does a reason have to be good to be true?
Not really
There is bad in this world too
I tend to pile on a load of bad to balence the good
Hien:
as it makes the world blance
otherwise it would be a boring place
:P
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
What's a blance?
Hien:
i said ignore spelling
*balance
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
But what is a blance?
Hien:
dunno
:(
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Well you said it
Why are you saying words you don't know the meaning of?
Do you think it's cool?
Hien:
i misspelt
Hien says (8:24 PM):
i said ignore spelling
*balance
;)
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
You misspelt did you?
I miss pelt too.
Hien:
yep
:P
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Do you know my sister?
Hien:
I thought you weren't picking on spelling
no I don't
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
I was just trying to learn words
and okay.
Hien:
haha
this isn't school
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Hien:
You are very welcome
lol
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
<3
Do you know my Father?
Hien:
No
but i know your mom
XD
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
That's horrid.
Hien:
:P
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
No. I mean it.
You gravedigger.
Hien:
how comes?
:(
I sorry
brb
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Actually she's alive and I was just very sick and wrong there.
And okay.
Hien:
back
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Welcome back <3
Hien:
are you wishing she was dead? o.O
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Not yet
Hien:
haha
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Laughing?
That isn't a laughing matter.
When I wish someone to be dead, it's deadly serious.
Tinkerbell doesn't grant wishes for just anybody.
Hien:
she doesn't grant wishes at all
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
How do you know that?
Hien:
she never granted mine
:)
* :(
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
She only grants wishes for people with an IQ greater than 60, sadly.
Hien:
which means she won't grant it for you
:(
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Strange
You know that for sure?
Hien:
yes

*vulgarness coming up...*

~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Well you're right.
I wished for a 12 inch pianist.
Though...
I guess I'm happy she misheard.
Hien:
lol
do you mesure it?
o.O
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Didn't need to.
It was obviously above 12 inches.
Hien:
oh really?
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
I think she might have added 12 on.
Hien:
nah
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
By the way, what's a "mesure"
Hien:
she took 12 away
I am tired ignore my spelling
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Jesus christ I must've had a huge cock then
And what is a "Mesure", that's all I'm asking.
Hien:
Lolz
dunno
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
There you go again. Using words you don't know. It's just terrible what kids do these days.
Hien:
you are a kid also
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
I am?
Hien:
yes
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
How do you know that?
Hien:
because I do
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Prove that I am a kid.
Hien:
are you a kid?
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
No, I'm not.
Hien:
you lie!
:-O
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Prove it.
Hien:
why must you lie?
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
There you go, making accusations without any evidence.
Such is to be expected with a person like you though.
Hien:
:P
you said I cried when you didn't
XD
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
That's because you were the one that was crying, not me.
Hien:
prove it
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
I already have. Look back on the convo.
Hien:
i'm lazy
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Then you can't find the proof. What a shame.
Hien:
yea
SURE
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Yes, I'm sure you can't find the proof if you don't look back. Because that's where the proof is.
Hien:
lol
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
http://webinreview.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/captain_obvious02.jpg
Someone told me to give you this image.
Hien:
sure
it's tur
*true
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Isn't it?
Hien:
it's true
:-O
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
What's a "tur"?
I already know it's true
But what is, a "tur".
Hien:
your face
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
So, a tur, is an elegant, and completely perfect face? Wow.
Didn't know that.
Thanks.
Hien:
oh you wish your face was like that
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
I did.
And it became like that.
<3 Tinkerbell
Hien:
oh really?
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Yes.
I love fairies. Got a problem with it?
Hien:
oh really?
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
You already said that.
Hien:
oh really?
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
You're like one of those broken records.
Hien:
oh really?
~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.:
Blocked for the day. Thanks for the entertainment though.

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[21:09] Travis AKA Travizzle: YOU GOT TO STRUT LIKE YOU MEAN IT, FREE YOUR MIND, IT'S NOT ENOUGH JUST TO DREAM IT COME ON COME ON COME ONNNNNN!!!!!!!
[21:09] ~George~ Well this is a new level of madness.: lawwwll wut
[21:10] Travis AKA Travizzle: IDK LOL

LOL that just happened
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My conversations tend to be disturbing more than funny.

*remembers that one about the threesome she had with Colin*
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#We're flying high, watching the world, pass us by. Never want to come down, never want to put my feet back down on the ground...#
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10 Jun 2009, 10:17 AM
My conversations tend to be disturbing more than funny.

*remembers that one about the threesome she had with Colin*
That wasn't that bad. XP

Then again my humour can go wayyy into the disturbing category.
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Bonkenhi
10 Jun 2009, 07:09 PM
Blessed Coach 91A
10 Jun 2009, 10:17 AM
My conversations tend to be disturbing more than funny.

*remembers that one about the threesome she had with Colin*
That wasn't that bad. XP
...Ahh.

I never mentioned the second convo regarding that which we had, right before he left.

Dare say that man successfully managed to rip away all my innocence before he went.
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Bonkenhi
10 Jun 2009, 04:25 AM
Walvy would be proud of me.
Yar, I be indeed. Well, somewhat, at least.

Damn, right now I can't think of any "funny convos" that I've had.

Has anyone who talks to me on MSN got any lulzworthy stuff from a conversation with me?
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#We're flying high, watching the world, pass us by. Never want to come down, never want to put my feet back down on the ground...#
I'm not searching my masses of logs with you, major tl;dr. =P Might look through my Nathan logs though sometime, there's bound to be tons there. =P

@Karen: Don't be afraid to share the conversation with us all. =D
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[21:45] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: What's your username so I can referrer you
[21:45] penguin in the desert *naf: Xepher
[21:45] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: of course
[21:47] penguin in the desert *naf: durr
[21:47] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: Looks interesting.
[21:48] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: What rank are you?
[21:48] penguin in the desert *naf: nigga, I'm a private.
[21:49] penguin in the desert *naf: I barely joined a couple of weeks ago.
[21:50] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: NIGGA IM NOT EVEN A RANK BIATCH
[21:50] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: lol
[21:50] penguin in the desert *naf: lol
[21:52] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: Ok what do I do?
[21:52] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: LOL
[21:52] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: I don't get it
[21:52] penguin in the desert *naf: O.o
[21:52] penguin in the desert *naf: wait for instructions lol
[21:52] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: From who?
[21:53] penguin in the desert *naf: just wait.
[21:53] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: WTF
[21:53] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: I don't wanna wait
[21:54] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: I want in
[21:54] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: NAOW
[21:54] penguin in the desert *naf: I'll do it. Hold on.
[21:54] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAAYAYAYYAYAYAAYYAYAYAYAYAY
[21:54] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: Just to let you know I don't act like a 3 year old child
[21:57] penguin in the desert *naf: http://theoutlawarmy.com/showthread.php?t=32
[21:57] penguin in the desert *naf: here
[21:58] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: Alright so where is the application
[21:58] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: =?
[21:58] penguin in the desert *naf: click it.
[21:58] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: I did
[21:58] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: All I see is words
[21:59] penguin in the desert *naf: fill the stuff out O.o
[21:59] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: What stuff
[21:59] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: LAWL
[22:00] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: AHH FUCK THIS
[22:00] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: to confusing for meh
[22:04] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: Im so bored
[22:04] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: Hey Javier
[22:04] penguin in the desert *naf: lolwut?
[22:04] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: Will you have chat sex with me?
[22:04] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: LOL JKJKJKJKJ
[22:04] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: JK
[22:04] penguin in the desert *naf: yes, baby. I'll tell you WHATEVER you want.
[22:05] penguin in the desert *naf: =PP
[22:05] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: Ok JK
[22:05] penguin in the desert *naf: haha
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Jake
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#We're flying high, watching the world, pass us by. Never want to come down, never want to put my feet back down on the ground...#
Definitely the highlight of the convo for me. =P:
[21:54] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: Just to let you know I don't act like a 3 year old child
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Bonkenhi
12 Jun 2009, 06:57 AM
Definitely the highlight of the convo for me. =P:
[21:54] Travis-It's why Alex Trebek has a picture of a giraffe in his ass during a earthquake: Just to let you know I don't act like a 3 year old child
I really don't. Ask Xepher, he has heard my voice before. I act like a young mature man LOL.
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Xepher
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A mature man that talks A LOT xD You remind me of Robbie on the phone xD
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Xepher has a freaking deep voice. Sounds like a freaking...........

I thought he was going to be a mature version of Zack but I was wrong O_O
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#We're flying high, watching the world, pass us by. Never want to come down, never want to put my feet back down on the ground...#
Robbie on the phone... that's something I'd love to hear once in my life. XD
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Xepher
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He talks... a lot. He's worse than a girl xD
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Xepher
12 Jun 2009, 07:22 AM
He talks... a lot. He's worse than a girl xD
So i talk worse than a girl? I only sing. I talk less than I sing.
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#We're flying high, watching the world, pass us by. Never want to come down, never want to put my feet back down on the ground...#
Not to put you off a conversation with me in the future, but I'm very chatty to people I know. =P

Me and Robbie if we ever met... it'd probably be scary just how much we talked. =P
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Xepher
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He'd probably make fun of your accent.
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Xepher
12 Jun 2009, 07:31 AM
He'd probably make fun of your accent.
Wait who has a accent? Me or Bonks.

And guys I suggest we take this to MSN or the CT because we are going off topic now. :sick:
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#We're flying high, watching the world, pass us by. Never want to come down, never want to put my feet back down on the ground...#
I suppose. D= I've got a mix of a somewhat... posh accent plus a local accent. To people who aren't local it would sound... awful. XP
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NO BACKSEAT MODDING! =P
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