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For shame on you Quakers Oats.
Topic Started: 9 Jun 2009, 11:11 PM (184 Views)
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WHAT?! CRUNCHBERRIES ARE NOT REAL?!

Ok, this is absolutely insane. I'm not even going to copy and paste the story, I'll just link you here:

Official "Crunch Berry" lawsuit story:
http://www.news10.net/news/story.aspx?storyid=60515&catid=2

Official "Crunch Berry" lawsuit paperwork:
http://www.news10.net/news/pdf/sugawara_v_pepsico.pdf

Did you read any of that yet?!


Someone actually had the guts to file a lawsuit with the company Quaker Oat's after purchasing a box of Captain Crunch Crunch Berry cereal, and finding out that there was no such thing as a real crunch berry! Instead he was greeted with regular cereal pieces with artificial fruit flavors!

...YES! I REITERATE! This MORON bought a CHILD'S BREAKFAST CEREAL and thought CRUNCH BERRIES were REAL!!!

See, this is what I'm talking about with people having no real IQ in the world anymore! This woman actually thought she would win a case of FALSE ADVERTISING! It's bad enough we had one woman who let her child drown because she didn't think "doggie doors" mean "in and out" but now we have other idiots out there who think when a cereal has a fictitious fruit in the title for children that the fruit is real and not an artificially flavored cereal puff!

Oh, but that's not the best part...If you guys didn't actually read the story, here's a quote I HAD to take from the article...



The lawyer has filed charges like this before! ON FRUIT LOOPS!!! Are you KIDDING ME?! Someone claimede false advertising on friggin' Fruit Loops?! How is it even considered false advertising? They are loops of cereal with fruity flavors!

And the best part about all of this yet is that they are going to APPEAL the dismissal by filing a new motion for the judge to reconsider his decision based on the fact that the fruit doesn't exist and the consumer should have known better. Do we, as Americans, have nothing better to do?

These people are actually allowed to breed...
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NOOO I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY WERE REAL, I'M GONNA SMITE THOSE BASTARDS D=
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