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What Krunk did on Krunk's holiday.; The events of the Holy Rock mini-game.... more or less.
Topic Started: 25 Oct 2012, 23:44 (454 Views)
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(Note to the the heroes of Athesia from Arch-druid Swirl: What follows is a transcript, of an account that Krunk chiseled onto the rocks of one of our holy circles, after recently returning from a mission with several other Athesian heroes. It was very poorly written and he never seems to remember names of his fellow adventurers, instead giving them his own nicknames, in these cases we have stated who we believe the hero to be. What we would like to know is 1) who taught Krunk to write, as we have been completely unable to do this ourselves and 2) where to send the restoration bill as Krunk has currently covered over half our buildings in writing and we are physically unable to stop him at this time.)

What Krunk did on Krunk's holiday, by Krunk, half-orc and proud.

Swirl came to Krunk and said Varis elf-man (we believe Varis Liadon needs no real introduction) want Krunks help and that Krunk should go see him. Krunk do what Swirl tell Krunk so Krunk go to Unity island. There Krunk go to see Varis elf-man. Krunk find him with Jackal paladin-man ( Markus Herrero, who is suffering from some curse, therefore currently looks like a Jackal... we think) and Sand paladin-man (Aurzel, Paladin of Ra we believe) and Varis' wife-lady (Lyet Liadon, who we would like to welcome to the Heroes of Athesia) and mountain spear-man's wolf (we believe this to be Tarveg, but are confused as to why Havwarlen was not with her at this time).

They all talking to Paladin-man Krunk not know. Paladin-man is Paladin of Thor called Gregor, Varis elf-man tell Krunk. Paladin-man all angry and want Heart of Thane. Paladin-man think that Krunk and friends can not protect it. Krunk find this funny. Paladin-man very see Krunk fight. Paladin-man not know how silly he being. Others talk to him until he believe we strong enough to protect heart. Paladin-man then ask us to come help him and other paladin-men who live underground. Krunk live underground once, Krunk bump into walls though. Krunk say he help paladin-man along with everyone else.

We all leave from underground city.Krunk and friends all given Rhinos to ride on. Krunk not like staying there long they only let Krunk eat mushrooms. (We think the city Krunk refers to is Aton Thorvald) We follow paladin-man through underground tunnels. Krunk use Ungent Swirl always pack Krunk so Krunk can see in dark. Jackal paladin-man got angry at others for not having Ungent to. Krunk think this funny. Krunk and friends soon came on group of Duergar. Krunk like fighting. Krunk not stealthy on big rhino. But Krunk not care. Krunk and friends smack duergar around for fun. Krunk notice that paladin-man not use magic like Krunks paladin friends. Paladin-man say magic words but nothing happen. Paladin-man just throw his hammer at duergar. That Krunks type of magic. We finish off duergar quickly. Varis' wife-lady use lots of lightning. Krunk not get on her bad side.

After fight Paladin-man gets worried about his paladin friends. Duergar have been attacking them lots. Krunk not know why he worried. Duergar squish easy. Paladin-man makes us hurry anyway. When we get close to Paladin-man home we hear fighting. Krunk and friends hurry to join in. Krunk see other paladin-men fighting duergar. Krunk jump into fight. So do the others. Krunk and friends help stop all paladin-men from getting killed. Varis' wife-lady zap everything. Krunk REALLY not get on her bad side. Krunk and others told that more duergar on way. So we have to help rally paladin-men. While people who like to talk do that. Krunk goes towards advancing duergar and shout at them till they not feel brave any more. We and paladin-men manage to fight off rest of duergar

After paladin-men safe. Gregor paladin-man tells us why his magic not work anymore. Gregor say his groups magic use to work. But their magic slowly fade over last 1000 years. Krunk not sure how many year 1000 is. Krunk think it must not be much as Krunk think as Gregor paladin-man magic work fine. Gregor paladin-man say he think we strong enough to help him get temple of his Paladins back. Gregor paladin-man think this will help get his magic back. Krunk help because Krunk get to hit things more. Gregor paladin-man take us to underground mountain. He say that temple at top and we have to climb. As we about to start up mountain tiefling lady ( Ceryndra Silverflame) and mountain spear-man catch up with us. (This was Havwarlen, though we have no idea where they came from and why they choose this moment to appear) Krunk like to climb others in group not so much. Krunk help by going first with rope for others to hold onto. Krunk have to pull sand paladin-mans sword out of moss first. Some paladin-men came with us. They climb well for paladins.

On way up mountain jackal paladin-man keep telling Krunk to keep behind him and sand paladin-man if there fight. Krunk not know why Krunk always end up in middle of fights. Krunk just lucky I guess.

We get to top. At top was cave out of underground. Jackal paladin-man say to stay in cave but Krunk follow everyone else out of cave. Krunk can be rebel too. Outside was blizzard. Krunk feel right at home. Krunk reminded of summer of youth. But Krunk and others find it hard to move in deep snow. Krunk think that big wolf men that attack us not find it to hard. We beat wolf-men but sand paladin-man get buried in snow. We pull him out then go back in cave to dry him off.

We all see temple not far from cave. Others think they get out of cold so want to run to temple. Krunk go to but Krunk just want to show willing. As we break through door we find more big wolf-man. But these wolf-man also have magic throwing men. Krunk quickly get out of middle of group just before magic man start throwing fire!!! Group not happy about that. Big wolf-men walk through benches towards group leaving magic men near back of temple. Krunk leap behind big wolf-men to attack magic men before they set group on fire again. Then mountain spear-man charged forward into big wolf-man. Krunk approves of this. Once Krunk finish magic men big wolf-men go down quickly.

While Krunk making sure that wolf-men where dead rest of group started checking temple. Krunk not know much about temples Krunk believe that religion cause more harm then good. Krunk live with druids ironically. What Krunk just say? Heroes who know about religion say that temple was once a temple for Freya. Freya a good god let people make lots of babies. Sand paladin-man use magic to make temple show him things. He say that Vanir in temple making temple corrupt. Krunk HATE Vanir. Swirl told Krunk to. Sand paladin-man ask temple to show him last good ritual that happened in temple. Sand paladin-man then go blind. Krunk and others not happy. Some of other heroes find passage behind brass organ. Krunk prefer real organs to brass ones.

We all go down passage. Putting sand paladin-man in middle so he don't kill self. Krunk not know why Krunk think it funny to push blind man down stairs. While going down rat-men on ceiling try to surprise us. But many of group including Krunk notice them hanging. So we all pummel them when they try to drop on us. Perfect ambush by Krunk.

When we get to bottom of stairs we find a minion-man. He in front of altar thing. We try to talk to him but he comes over dead. Other heroes look around altar to see if it move. It does! Krunk help guide sand paladin-man through as his eyes had started to bleed by now. Krunk not tell him though as Krunk think he might get upset.

Through this tunnel we come to big important looking room. In there are many minion-men. Krunk also see big Vanir angel! Vanir angel standing in front of a pretty glowy lady. Pretty glowy lady is wrapped up in chains and doesn't look happy. Krunk and friends and paladin-men attack. Varis wife-lady attack first zapping Vanir angel with many lightning things. minions swarm group. Krunk take out 5 minions first chance Krunk get. Krunk master of squashing squishy minions. But minions not fall down like normal. Instead they melt into Vanir angel and make it not as bad hurt as it was. Other minions get angrier then come at Krunk.

(The account gets confusing here. We believe Krunk was temporarily knocked out. He kept going on about Aurzel for some reason, something to do with not stopping a blow or he did, where not really sure. Anyway the fight must have gone well because as he regained awareness the group had all but defeated the Vanir angel)
Krunk wake up Krunk see spear mountain-man on top of Vanir angel. Krunk not have swords? Krunk see minions holding them. As Vanir angel trying to get back into air Krunk charge to minion with Binky.(Binky is what Krunk insist on calling his frost bastard sword, we do not know why.) Krunk pick up minion and throw minion through Vanir, Binky first. Vanir angel scream then crash to ground. As Vanir angel die it start dissolving away. Krunk stamp on it to make sure.

Then Krunk notice pretty glowy lady not have chains any more. She talk to us after we pass skill check ( We have no idea what Krunk is talking about here. We have never hear of a 'Skill check', Krunk just kept saying how he wanted to be 'meta', whatever that is.) Glowy lady say that she was priestess of Freya until Vanir came. She was left with magic essence so that man would know that the Aesir could return. She say Aesir left after pact between man and gods broken because man step on holy mountain when he told not to. Mountain was where all Vanir where imprisoned by Aesir and breaking pact released them. Glowy lady say that 3 Vanir in charge Loki, Fenrir and Hel. She say Fenrir make lycans and Hel make Vanir angels and Loki make general trouble. Glowly lady then say her time over but her being freed was sign of the gods power returning. Then she disappear and glowly energy leave her and go in Gergor paladin-man. Gregor look surprised then say magic words and heal Krunk. He happy with his but Krunk prefer his old magic.

Krunk help search temple with other they find holy symbols of Thor and Freya and Hel. They also find book about Hel. Krunk not take any of them though. Krunk not think he need them. After that we leave so paladin-men can start cleaning up place. It right tip.

Krunk finished. Krunk go rest. Wrist hurt.

(OC: Sorry it took so long for me to get this done guys, i've been unexpectedly busy the last week. I was doing competency test and interviews for a full time job at work, a job I was already doing anyway. This has probably not come out anywhere nearly as funny as you smart arses thought it would be. It was really surprisingly to work out how to do this, partially because i've only ever imagined Krunk to be able to just write his name.)
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This is an accurate account of our time in the mountains, though to my recollection, Loki was the one to create the angels, Fenrir created the lycans, and Hel made all the creatures of the Mountains larger and fiercer than normal creatures.

And I believe Krunk mistook me for Tarveg at the start, I was wearing my fur that day...

(OC: It does look pretty difficult to figure out, kudos for doing it in such detail!)
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(OC: yeah chris mentioned that you wheren't actually tarveg to. I just got confused, cause i was late on friday then you where back to normal on sat. My bad.)
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