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Topic Started: Jan 6 2009, 01:38 AM (43 Views)
hobbes	Jan 6 2009, 01:38 AM Post #1
Contributor Posts: 233 Group: Members Member #5 Joined: Mar 10, 2008 XBox Live Gamertag hobbes06 Wii Code 0118 6981 4565 6325	dont think we have a joke thread and every forum needs at least one, i'll admit i stole them from another site, but they made me laugh How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna ride bikes? Whats the good thing about thirty-eight year olds? There are 30 of them Recently I checked into a hotel and said to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she says, "It's regular porn, you sick bastard."
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dalekmofo	Jan 6 2009, 10:30 AM Post #2
Administrator & Editor Posts: 337 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Mar 7, 2008 XBox Live Gamertag dalekmofo PS3 Username dalekmofo	Good idea for a thread (not sure about your second joke though!!!) Best one I heard over Christmas was on the new Shooting Stars... Q. What kind of bees make milk? A. Boo-bees!
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hobbes	Jan 6 2009, 03:12 PM Post #3
Contributor Posts: 233 Group: Members Member #5 Joined: Mar 10, 2008 XBox Live Gamertag hobbes06 Wii Code 0118 6981 4565 6325	yeah i was in the middle of watching the aristocrats when i posted the "jokes" so my sense of taste and decency where nowhere to be found...lol my all time favourite joke though, its an oldie but it still makes me laugh: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was out-standing in his field
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dalekmofo	Jan 6 2009, 05:50 PM Post #4
Administrator & Editor Posts: 337 Group: Admins Member #1 Joined: Mar 7, 2008 XBox Live Gamertag dalekmofo PS3 Username dalekmofo	I've always liked: Q: What do you call a dog with no tongue? A: Smelly balls. Not sure why LOL. A man trips while playing golf, falls over and hurts his leg. So he goes to the doctor. Doctor: You'll have to stop masturbating. Man: Why? Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine your leg.
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Hindsy	Mar 26 2009, 11:08 PM Post #5
Contributor Posts: 148 Group: Members Member #15 Joined: Mar 15, 2008 XBox Live Gamertag hindsy1410	I kinda led into this with my last post in the 'obits' thread... What is the last thing you want to hear on your wedding night Good news Mr Tweed, she's going to make a full recovery. What do Chocolate eggs and Jade have in common They'll both be in a box by Easter.
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hobbes	Mar 26 2009, 11:15 PM Post #6
Contributor Posts: 233 Group: Members Member #5 Joined: Mar 10, 2008 XBox Live Gamertag hobbes06 Wii Code 0118 6981 4565 6325	Jade Goody walked into a library and asked if they had any books on how to die with dignity, the librarian said, "I'm sorry Miss Goody, but could you ask the cameraman to leave?" Jade Goody had been in heaven less than a week and apparently she's already up for eviction Edited by hobbes, Mar 27 2009, 05:28 AM.
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