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New Malware-Infecting REAL FOOD?!
Topic Started: Oct 21 2009, 05:14 AM (199 Views)
Seadra147
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A new malware has arose that has been infecting computers all around the world for the purpose of gaining scamming money while infecting computers in the purpose. It's called AllProtect, it gives many Trojans, Backdoors, Worms, and, most commonly, Hacking Spyware. What's unusual is that this virus has been infecting foods lately. Similar to Backdoor Viruses, AllProtect has been giving strange cases of HIV, and for unknown reasons could give rectal cancer, perhaps due to the worms.

For example, brain damage has been caused not by clumsiness, but using the once extinct Conficter Worm, which resets user policies, prevents updates, slowing down system speeds, and locking out user accounts. For the brain, this translates as this: gearing their brain to different functions of l earning, prevents learning of new skills, slowing reflexes, and occasionally falling unconcious. While medicines are currently being made, one simply must not consume any liquidy candies, since the liquid, sugary, and stable environment seem to be preferable habitats for computer viruses in the real world. It's not contagious by means of touch, but telepathy could transmit the virus.

The medicine will have to be developed by species capable of traveling to cyberspace, such as Porygon. This virtual bird is created entirely of programming code, so medicine could lie in the depths of cyberspace. Only time will tell...

UPDATE: It's not as dangerous as we might have predicted...directly. It only causes hallucinations to appear before the consumers. Indirectly, this could lead to some nasty situations, so we'll still need to figure out medicines for this illness..
Edited by Seadra147, Nov 16 2009, 03:44 AM.
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