The wallpaper is most likely peeling, and rather gaudy, but at least it's cheap. You gotta remember that.

You will most likely be greeted by a skinny woman in a pink suit. Half-asleep too.

Indeed, rows of doors. A fire escape. Hopefully no one will run a stick along the doors, or slip dirty notes under the doors. Or throw himself out the window. It's happened before.

The boiler might explode. You never know. Or someone might release dream-disturbing birds. This is your way out!

A rickety staircase leads from the highest floor to here. Rather flat, and without a railing facade. But what the hey, it's your funeral.

Perhaps a few rats. Definitely a lot of spiders and other lovely decomposers.

Rarely functioning. It breaks down almost weekly. If not bi-weekly.

Uninhabited and supposedly haunted, several rooms have been ransacked and broken into.