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| Topic Started: Sep 12 2009, 08:20 AM (6,539 Views) | |
| Silas | Nov 29 2010, 10:36 PM Post #106 |
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Head of Registration - The Exploding Train
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Tari died because he was trapped in a hypercube due to his rip in the space time continuum. He could not navigate his way through and collapsed in one of the millions of rooms due to starvation. |
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| Tari | Nov 29 2010, 10:51 PM Post #107 |
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Head of Altaria Chronicles - The Ninja Business Pirate Train
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Silas died because his power extended far past 9000, and thus his body could no longer contain such power, and exploded. |
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| Seraph | Dec 9 2010, 11:11 PM Post #108 |
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~Hero~
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Tari died like a true man, crushed by the combined weight of Girl's Generation laying on top of him. |
| Tari | Dec 10 2010, 01:34 PM Post #109 |
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The greek gods looked at Seraph and came to the conclusion that if anyone continued to be that awesome, it could destroy the universe. So they made an attempt to kill Seraph, however they ended up destroying the universe instead. |
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| Rem | Dec 10 2010, 02:12 PM Post #110 |
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The Jester's back in town.
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In the process of eating a member of the female species fish, an overwhelming scent of a waffle dipped in blue food coloring became apparent. In this, Tari began to choke on said scent. Several minutes later, after opening his eyes, he looked in the mirror, puss and hair around his mouth, his face purple, then once again he passed out. Waking up unclothed on the highway where a stampede of unclothed ladies, their privates only covered by waffles dipped in blue food coloring ran over him, stomping him to death. The end. Edited by Rem, Dec 10 2010, 02:14 PM.
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[Pokemon=Serpensus] Refusing to give up, or let go; No matter the oposition, obstacles or challanges ahead. Don't judge that what you do not know. Not everyone will live as a fake person to please fake people. | |
| DarkSlayer1331 | Dec 10 2010, 02:21 PM Post #111 |
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I know you're out there somewhere...
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When a bunch of men find out that Rem was the cause for these women's problems, they beat him to death. |
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| Rem | Dec 10 2010, 02:29 PM Post #112 |
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The Jester's back in town.
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Standing there, all lonely like, DarkSlayer begin to become bored with life. He set out to find something more, some meaning. In his journeys, he came across a big boulder, and decided it was in his best interest to lay under this boulder for several hours, crushing all his bones. After years of laying Semi-crushed under the boulder, barely surviving besides eating the few bugs that landed in his mouth daily, He began to notice that a spider had nested in his right ear, and was begging to expand it's nest towards his mouth, as it had noticed it was a regular for bugs. The web was built, and strong, and with no energy, there was nothing DarkSlayer could do but let this large spider crawl around his head, inside his ears and inside his damp, warm mouth. Slowly, DarkSlayer became weaker and weaker, now losing his only supply of food, bugs. After two weeks of no food, and only surviving on the little drops of water that had made it through the web of the spider, DarkSlayer finally passed on. Decending forth to the realms of hell, where he was forced to relive his final days of being crawled over by a large spider for years to come. Then, everything went black. A veil of darkness covered him, and from the realms of hell he ascended to the gates of heaven, where he was greeted by the new ruler, a giant tarantula, which ate him on the spot, thus ending his afterlife, sending him in to complete darkness where he would be forgotten. |
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[Pokemon=Serpensus] Refusing to give up, or let go; No matter the oposition, obstacles or challanges ahead. Don't judge that what you do not know. Not everyone will live as a fake person to please fake people. | |
| Tari | Dec 10 2010, 11:52 PM Post #113 |
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Rem's Voltorb exploded. While Rem was holding it. 'nough said. |
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| Rem | Dec 11 2010, 12:47 AM Post #114 |
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The Jester's back in town.
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During the coarse of Tari's expedition on Rythos run he is slaughtered by the CEO that took him there, his organs cut out, kept cool and sold off for a few spare dollars and his flesh eaten by raging Pokemon.
Edited by Rem, Dec 11 2010, 12:48 AM.
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[Pokemon=Serpensus] Refusing to give up, or let go; No matter the oposition, obstacles or challanges ahead. Don't judge that what you do not know. Not everyone will live as a fake person to please fake people. | |
| Tari | Dec 11 2010, 11:59 AM Post #115 |
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Somewhat luckily for me, a part of my soul remained in each of the body pieces, including my flesh. As my body was devoured by raging Pokemon, several legendary Pokemon decided to take a bite. With my soul within them, I possessed them and caused Rem to be attacked and killed by: Rem's killers
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| Rem | Dec 11 2010, 12:08 PM Post #116 |
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The Jester's back in town.
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It's the year 2012 and it's the end of the world D; |
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| Tari | Dec 11 2010, 12:26 PM Post #117 |
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Unfortunately for Rem, he's one of those people who like to live in the future. As such he was killed by the predicted (albeit falsely) end of the world. Fortunately for myself and several others who prefer to live in the present, its still 2010 for us. |
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| Rem | Dec 11 2010, 12:48 PM Post #118 |
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The Jester's back in town.
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you can't avoid your selected death, therefor tari dies. |
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[Pokemon=Serpensus] Refusing to give up, or let go; No matter the oposition, obstacles or challanges ahead. Don't judge that what you do not know. Not everyone will live as a fake person to please fake people. | |
| Bcadren | Jan 27 2011, 11:05 PM Post #119 |
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I ain't no dead yet
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She Screams...oh SHI...Remedy was killed by a...woman of the fog...a BANSHEE! |
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| Silas | Jan 29 2011, 07:02 PM Post #120 |
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Head of Registration - The Exploding Train
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BC dies by being smothered with a Santa Hat |
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