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Select a Death.; ~~our topic today is to kill everybody~~
Topic Started: Sep 12 2009, 08:20 AM (6,543 Views)
Daris
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Jsol is eaten by a Grue.
Holy men tell us life is a mystery.
They embrace that concept happily.
But some mysteries bite and bark
and come to get you in the dark.

--The Book of Counted Sorrows

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Daris
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Jsol gets infested by the Zerg and then goes for a suicide run.
Holy men tell us life is a mystery.
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and come to get you in the dark.

--The Book of Counted Sorrows

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Tari dies by burning through his head with that magnifying glass.

If I'm spared lumberjacks, I shall be easy on the one who kills me.
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Sudowoodo is eaten by termites.
Edited by Daris, Oct 8 2009, 10:31 PM.
Holy men tell us life is a mystery.
They embrace that concept happily.
But some mysteries bite and bark
and come to get you in the dark.

--The Book of Counted Sorrows

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Sudowoodo are made of rock o.O

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Umm.. I ish Diabetic so um.. Ice Cream doesn't really make me sad.... >.>;

Sudowoodo is eaten by a new species of Rock Eating Termites.
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--The Book of Counted Sorrows

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That's it! I'ma change meh name soon! I'm god damn sick of termites! Oh...... Daris drowns in the sink.
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Sudowoodo is put through a wood chipper.

Holy men tell us life is a mystery.
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But some mysteries bite and bark
and come to get you in the dark.

--The Book of Counted Sorrows

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Daris dies from botulism after buying off-brand spam...
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Blasphemy is killed when caught in the middle of an epic battle between Dialga and Palkia and when their attacks combine he is sent into an alternate universe where there is nothing but darkness and there he sits for eternity, thus making him dead -nods-
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Jsol is killed by swallowing laundry detergent.
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Clicku my eggu please!!!
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Bane
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Bringing sexy back? Apparently?
Inksword is killed by overeating leftover birthday cake.
For the time being I am retired from Alternia. Due to the nature of my work, I've become very busy and time here is hard to find. I shall return eventually however.
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