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Topic Started: Aug 13 2009, 03:50 PM (6,797 Views)
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Merlin
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Aug 18 2009, 08:05 PM
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Granted, but you soon wish you didn't after what you just did. :P
I wish I had only one nose.
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Jsol
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Aug 18 2009, 08:15 PM
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Granted but you are now a social outcast due to only having one nose.
I wish for something that will cause no harm to anyone including myself and will have no negative repercussions due to having it.
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Current Team [tab-class=profile-party][tabsection][tabs] [tab=Active Pokémon] [poke-profile][pokemon=elekid]
[icon=male] Elekid ( Neez ) [item=poké Ball] Level 25 | Item: -- [exp=15.2,25] [ability=Static] Quick Attack, Leer, Karate Chop, Thunder Shock, Low Kick, Thunderbolt, Thunder Punch, Volt Switch, Swift, Shock Wave, Thunder Wave, Thunder, Discharge, Electro Ball, Screech [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=poliwag]
[icon=female] Poliwag ( Mire ) [item=poké Ball] Level 24 | Item: [item=nether berry, true] [exp=1.6,24] [ability=Water Absorb] [ability=Damp] Mud Shot, Water Sport, Water Gun, Hypnosis, Double Slap, Rain Dance, Body Slam, Bubblebeam, Hydro Pump, Wake-Up Slap [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=abra]
[icon=male] Abra ( Navv ) [item=poké Ball] Level 15 | Item: -- [exp=9.7,13] [ability=Synchronize] [ability=Inner Focus] Teleport, Telekinesis, Reflect, Calm Mind, Energy Ball [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=nidorina]
[icon=female] Nidorina ( Kail ) [item=poké Ball] Level 17 | Item: -- [exp=7.3,17] [ability=Poison Point] [ability=Rivalry] Growl, Scratch, Tail Whip, Double Kick, Poison Sting, Bite, Poison Fang, Toxic, Toxic Spikes, Crunch (35%) [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=magby]
[icon=male] Magby ( Csar ) [item=poké Ball] Level 19 | Item: -- [exp=13.2,19] [ability=Flame Body] Smog, Leer, Ember, Smokescreen, Feint Attack, Fire Spin, Fire Punch, Flame Burst (70%), Clear Smog [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=speclaw]
[icon=male] Speclaw ( Ragg ) [item=poké Ball] Level 23 | Item: [item=black glasses, true] [exp=3.5,23] [ability=Tangibility] [ability=Levitate] Astonish, Growl, Thief, Lick, Fake Tears, Shadow Sneak, Faint Attack , Metal Claw, Scary Face, Bullet Punch, Shadow Claw, Night Slash, Taunt [/poke-profile]
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[tab=Inactive Pokémon] [poke-profile][pokemon=egg]
( Gible ) [[icon=male] 50% / [icon=female] 50% ] [item=unknown ball] Level 1 | Item: -- [exp= 0, 1] [ability=Sand Veil] [egg-hatch=14.5, 15] Metal Claw [/poke-profile]
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Racer
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Aug 18 2009, 08:23 PM
Post #33
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Granted, but you get cancer from unrelated reasons.
I wish I was a Giratina. =D
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| [pokemon=heracross] Heracross Level 17 Night Slash, Tackle, Leer, Horn Attack, Endure, Fury Attack, Aerial Ace, Brick Break, Megahorn
| [pokemon=houndour] Houndour Level 19 Leer, Ember, Howl, Smog, Flamethrower, Roar, Bite, Dark Pulse
| [pokemon=adoruby] Adoruby Level 15 Tackle, Charm, Gust, Sing, Confusion, Featherdance, Psychic |
WANTED: | [pokemon=riolu] | [pokemon=zorua] | [pokemon=joltik] | [pokemon=deino] | | | [pokemon=kangaskhan] | [pokemon=espurr] | [pokemon=larvitar] | [pokemon=bagon] | [pokemon=rotom] |
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Jsol
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Aug 18 2009, 08:26 PM
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Granted but you get captured by a 6 year old who barely knows what Pokemon is and thinks that they're called Pokey mans. You then proceed to rot inside a Pokeball until you die. Ha ha ha.
I wish I wasn't a Giratina.
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Current Team [tab-class=profile-party][tabsection][tabs] [tab=Active Pokémon] [poke-profile][pokemon=elekid]
[icon=male] Elekid ( Neez ) [item=poké Ball] Level 25 | Item: -- [exp=15.2,25] [ability=Static] Quick Attack, Leer, Karate Chop, Thunder Shock, Low Kick, Thunderbolt, Thunder Punch, Volt Switch, Swift, Shock Wave, Thunder Wave, Thunder, Discharge, Electro Ball, Screech [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=poliwag]
[icon=female] Poliwag ( Mire ) [item=poké Ball] Level 24 | Item: [item=nether berry, true] [exp=1.6,24] [ability=Water Absorb] [ability=Damp] Mud Shot, Water Sport, Water Gun, Hypnosis, Double Slap, Rain Dance, Body Slam, Bubblebeam, Hydro Pump, Wake-Up Slap [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=abra]
[icon=male] Abra ( Navv ) [item=poké Ball] Level 15 | Item: -- [exp=9.7,13] [ability=Synchronize] [ability=Inner Focus] Teleport, Telekinesis, Reflect, Calm Mind, Energy Ball [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=nidorina]
[icon=female] Nidorina ( Kail ) [item=poké Ball] Level 17 | Item: -- [exp=7.3,17] [ability=Poison Point] [ability=Rivalry] Growl, Scratch, Tail Whip, Double Kick, Poison Sting, Bite, Poison Fang, Toxic, Toxic Spikes, Crunch (35%) [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=magby]
[icon=male] Magby ( Csar ) [item=poké Ball] Level 19 | Item: -- [exp=13.2,19] [ability=Flame Body] Smog, Leer, Ember, Smokescreen, Feint Attack, Fire Spin, Fire Punch, Flame Burst (70%), Clear Smog [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=speclaw]
[icon=male] Speclaw ( Ragg ) [item=poké Ball] Level 23 | Item: [item=black glasses, true] [exp=3.5,23] [ability=Tangibility] [ability=Levitate] Astonish, Growl, Thief, Lick, Fake Tears, Shadow Sneak, Faint Attack , Metal Claw, Scary Face, Bullet Punch, Shadow Claw, Night Slash, Taunt [/poke-profile]
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( Gible ) [[icon=male] 50% / [icon=female] 50% ] [item=unknown ball] Level 1 | Item: -- [exp= 0, 1] [ability=Sand Veil] [egg-hatch=14.5, 15] Metal Claw [/poke-profile]
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MOD INFO Pink since: 03/27/11 Refs done since re-modship: 212 Green since: 08/15/11 Move-Tutors done since re-greenship: 58 Journeys Started: 4 Retired since: 09/04/12
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Merlin
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Aug 18 2009, 08:59 PM
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Granted, but you're a Magikarp, and a slowpoke throws you at Kari and Eats you. (Redundant)
I wish I was a human.
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Silas
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Aug 18 2009, 09:37 PM
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Granted, but you're Carrottop
I wish that Ellen Degeneres wasn't allowed to have her own TV show cuz she's not funny.
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More stuff! =D Into the fires of forever we will fly through the heavens With the power of the universe we stand strong together Through the force in our power, it will soon reach the hour For victory we ride, Fury of the Storm! - DragonForce
OMG SILAS FAKEMON?!?!?!
Name: Silas Level: Over 9000 The Yojimbo Pokemon Known moves: Explosion Hyper Beam Giga Impact DragMeToHell
Pokedex entry: Working as a bounty hunter, he is known to puppetmaster many people to get what he wants. Foes mistakenly think he is defeated after he explodes, but death is only the beginning, as shown by his signature move DragMeToHell.
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Racer
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Aug 18 2009, 09:46 PM
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Granted, but she murders you for getting her show canceled.
I wish Alternia had more Fakemon.
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Party Pokémon [pokemon=chikorita] Chikorita Level 14 Tackle, Growl, Razor Leaf, Poison Powder, Synthesis, Energy Ball
| [pokemon=darocrys] Darocrys Level 18 Scratch, Leer, Rock Slide, Pursuit, Rock Polish, Rage, Taunt, Fury Swipes, Dark Pulse, Aerial Ace
| [pokemon=cestar] Cestar Level 19 Dragon Breath, Thunder Shock, Taunt, Dragon Rage, Charge, Dragon Claw, Light Screen, Spark, Dark Pulse
| [pokemon=heracross] Heracross Level 17 Night Slash, Tackle, Leer, Horn Attack, Endure, Fury Attack, Aerial Ace, Brick Break, Megahorn
| [pokemon=houndour] Houndour Level 19 Leer, Ember, Howl, Smog, Flamethrower, Roar, Bite, Dark Pulse
| [pokemon=adoruby] Adoruby Level 15 Tackle, Charm, Gust, Sing, Confusion, Featherdance, Psychic |
WANTED: | [pokemon=riolu] | [pokemon=zorua] | [pokemon=joltik] | [pokemon=deino] | | | [pokemon=kangaskhan] | [pokemon=espurr] | [pokemon=larvitar] | [pokemon=bagon] | [pokemon=rotom] |
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Silas
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Aug 18 2009, 10:00 PM
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Granted, but they all are just different colorations of bidoof that can only learn splash and can never evolve. they kill all the other pokemon and alternia is left with nothing but bidoofclones.
I wish Striker didn't fail.
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~Silas Redding~

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Links! ^___^ ProfileJourney
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Feel like selling your soul trading with Silas? Click here !
~++ ++~
More stuff! =D Into the fires of forever we will fly through the heavens With the power of the universe we stand strong together Through the force in our power, it will soon reach the hour For victory we ride, Fury of the Storm! - DragonForce
OMG SILAS FAKEMON?!?!?!
Name: Silas Level: Over 9000 The Yojimbo Pokemon Known moves: Explosion Hyper Beam Giga Impact DragMeToHell
Pokedex entry: Working as a bounty hunter, he is known to puppetmaster many people to get what he wants. Foes mistakenly think he is defeated after he explodes, but death is only the beginning, as shown by his signature move DragMeToHell.
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Aug 18 2009, 10:45 PM
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I'm cooler than cool... I'm freezing.
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granted, but now you iz phail.
Kratos wishes for something nifty.
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Awesomenesses...
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Let the dying go, but never let go of their living legacy. Love and peaceful slumber to you always Sora.
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Jsol
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Aug 18 2009, 11:03 PM
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Granted but you don't know how to access its niftiness and therefor it becomes simply something.
I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.
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Current Team [tab-class=profile-party][tabsection][tabs] [tab=Active Pokémon] [poke-profile][pokemon=elekid]
[icon=male] Elekid ( Neez ) [item=poké Ball] Level 25 | Item: -- [exp=15.2,25] [ability=Static] Quick Attack, Leer, Karate Chop, Thunder Shock, Low Kick, Thunderbolt, Thunder Punch, Volt Switch, Swift, Shock Wave, Thunder Wave, Thunder, Discharge, Electro Ball, Screech [/poke-profile]
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[icon=female] Poliwag ( Mire ) [item=poké Ball] Level 24 | Item: [item=nether berry, true] [exp=1.6,24] [ability=Water Absorb] [ability=Damp] Mud Shot, Water Sport, Water Gun, Hypnosis, Double Slap, Rain Dance, Body Slam, Bubblebeam, Hydro Pump, Wake-Up Slap [/poke-profile]
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[icon=male] Abra ( Navv ) [item=poké Ball] Level 15 | Item: -- [exp=9.7,13] [ability=Synchronize] [ability=Inner Focus] Teleport, Telekinesis, Reflect, Calm Mind, Energy Ball [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=nidorina]
[icon=female] Nidorina ( Kail ) [item=poké Ball] Level 17 | Item: -- [exp=7.3,17] [ability=Poison Point] [ability=Rivalry] Growl, Scratch, Tail Whip, Double Kick, Poison Sting, Bite, Poison Fang, Toxic, Toxic Spikes, Crunch (35%) [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=magby]
[icon=male] Magby ( Csar ) [item=poké Ball] Level 19 | Item: -- [exp=13.2,19] [ability=Flame Body] Smog, Leer, Ember, Smokescreen, Feint Attack, Fire Spin, Fire Punch, Flame Burst (70%), Clear Smog [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=speclaw]
[icon=male] Speclaw ( Ragg ) [item=poké Ball] Level 23 | Item: [item=black glasses, true] [exp=3.5,23] [ability=Tangibility] [ability=Levitate] Astonish, Growl, Thief, Lick, Fake Tears, Shadow Sneak, Faint Attack , Metal Claw, Scary Face, Bullet Punch, Shadow Claw, Night Slash, Taunt [/poke-profile]
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Aug 18 2009, 11:06 PM
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Granted. A NIFTY man-eating zebra rips you apart and devours your kidneys.
I wish I was a NIFTY man-eating zebra that likes kidneys.
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Aug 19 2009, 11:46 AM
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Granted, but Jsol's kidney does fit well with your diet and you start eating your own kidneys.
I wish I enjoyed coffee
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Aug 19 2009, 04:00 PM
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Granted, but you developed a strong allergy to Coffee that swells up your lungs.
I wish I new the meaning of Pi
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Merlin
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Aug 19 2009, 04:57 PM
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Granted. Pi is the ratio of a perfect circle's diameter to its circumference. This is approximately 3.14159265. You go insane trying to memorize the first four million, one hundred, ninety-four thousand, three hundred five digits.
I wish I DIDN'T know the meaning of Pi.
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Tari
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Aug 19 2009, 09:02 PM
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Granted. But you fail math class, and flunk high school, or University, never graduate, and never get a job.
I wish I knew how to play the Flute
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