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Jul 8 2011, 12:04 AM
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Kratos's 1st Alt
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granted, but the only way you get that kinda glow is by ingesting 3 million tons of radioactive waste, and thus, you died.
i wish i were a popular voice actor...
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Jul 8 2011, 12:44 AM
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You become a popular voice actor, but the fame gets to you, you go into a downward spiral using drugs, and eventually die of an overdose.
I wish the Flying Spaghetti Monster was real. (Spoilers: He isn't, guys)
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Jul 8 2011, 01:20 AM
Post #168
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I Watched a Prostitute Stab a Clown
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Congrats, you wasted a wish for he is real and watches over all his children! Except you that is, for you have angered him. FSM is not a jealous god, but man can he hold a grudge. Good luck with enternal damnation and all that.
I wish I may I wish I might be able to give the blind sight!
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Needless Fluff

Treecko99: No more reffing for a week. MISTER! Miles: ... Darn :U Miles: Sorry Sora, Treecko's the boss Treecko99: Damn Skippy
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No animals were hurt in the making of this sig. Though some had to be erased and redrawn.
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Treecko's Theories
A Rare Occurance Temporary List: Smex and Death 101, A Life Less Ordinary. Whatever Works.
Treecko's Theory of Availability
Spoiler: click to toggle Let's assume that:
T = 12 (Amount of Stater List at any given time) G= 137 (Un evolved Pokémon/ Non-legendary Pokémon Y = 2 ( Amount of times Starter list is updated a week) W = 52 ( Amount of Weeks in a year)
(Y x W = Z) Z = 104 ( Amount of Times the SL is updated per Year) 2(Z)= A A= 208 (Total Pokémon Available each year )
A/G= Q Q = The 1.5/100 chance that your specific Pokémon will appear on the Starter list
So there you have it. The chances of you getting the actually Pokémon you want are very slim. And even if it somehow appears on the SL there’s always the 50% chance that someone will get it before you. ( Man I was so bored when I made this) Copyright: 2009 – 2017 All rights are not reserved.
Treecko's Theory of Stupidy
Spoiler: click to toggle In the course of events of the average human life span it becomes almost natural for said human to go complete insane atleast Once or Twice in his or her or whatyamacallit's life. The true question is when. Well that is where Treecko's Theory of Stupidy comes in.
Now lets asume the following:
You the reader are not insane... yet You are also very bored at this moment. and finally You have no life You are a memeber of either Tohea, Alternia, or Youtube.
No lets go on to the theory:
You the reader are as of this moment have some extra time on your hands or more than likely very bored. If you picked the latter of the two or a combination of both insanity is just around the corner. But there is hope for you yet!!! You can temporariely stun the effects of Stupidiy by occupying your time doing something constructive. Such as: Teaching a Monkey how to use Sign Language, Watch all 3 seasons of Lost, Kill House , and last but not least watch the paint dry!!!
Treecko's Theory of Nothingness
How Attentive are You?

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Spoiler: click to toggle  Ignore the Buneary and bloody Pikachu, They're just there for the lulz. Gonna Add More Sooner....or later.
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Sais Pas Pokémon Battles:
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Teh Quote: [/b]Spoiler: click to toggle "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. ~ Douglas Adams Cbox Quote:Spoiler: click to toggle
Miles: If you leave me now, you'll take away the very heart of me Treecko99: bbl Miles: OOOOOOOOOOOH NO BABY PLEASE DON'T GO Snow: @Ani. Sora threw a member into a dream world like plot just to **** with them Snow: He's also involving three members into a very large battle for Gold level prizes Siki: ah, but they asked for that? Snow: but he intends to put them through hell >> Sora: TEHEHEHEHEHE Treecko: Sora, get your own sig :P
"The thing that bothers me isn't the fact that I spent money on an online game... it's that I've been playing it practically non-stop ever since" ~ Alexis
"It's pretty unfortunate you come at this timing, it's night time for most and the easiest way to describe everyone is... high >>" ~ Sora
Miles: Hey, have you ever owned 1000 packs of tic-tacs? It changes a man. You begin to agree with things that don't even make the slightest bit of sense. You are suddenly able to actually understand the random comments Treecko occasionally makes. Pika, the reason your avatar is a ninja pikachu is because of those tic-tacs. And with that, I'm off to eat dinner.
Shadow: Snow leaveded me on AIM :[ Striker: I know, rejection hurts
Eévachu: "Hey Treecko wanna do a plot together" "Something about nachos or what not, but otherwise delightful old chap!" "Hey Sora wanna make us a plot" "Something about I don't know and Yes *Stabs a baby puppy*"
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Times Treecko was Right 08/02/11 07:14 PM Kratos: Treecko's actually right.  
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Jul 8 2011, 01:42 AM
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You can, but the first blind person you give sight to couldn't handle the sudden brightness and walked into oncoming traffic, getting hit by a semi. But that's okay. Why don't you try it again and see if you have better luck this time?
I wish Treecko stopped making it so easy to corrupt his wishes.
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5.7 |  {Habu} Level 10 Abilities: Shed Skin Moves: Wrap, Lick, Bite, Poison Fang
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Jul 8 2011, 11:10 PM
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I'm cooler than cool... I'm freezing.
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unforunately, the wish you have asked for cannot come true, for Treecko lives to make things strangely easy.
i wish i could see Drew Carey's Improva-ganza live.
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Jul 9 2011, 11:19 AM
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Head of Registration - The Exploding Train
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Granted but the amount of weight he's lost since doing the Drew Carey Show finally reaches critical point and he implodes on himself, taking you and everyone else in the audience with him. You're tossed into a twisted dimension of horror and despair from which there is no escape. It's like being at a Justin Beiber concert for all eternity.
I wish that I could meet the girl of my dreams.
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More stuff! =D Into the fires of forever we will fly through the heavens With the power of the universe we stand strong together Through the force in our power, it will soon reach the hour For victory we ride, Fury of the Storm! - DragonForce
OMG SILAS FAKEMON?!?!?!
Name: Silas Level: Over 9000 The Yojimbo Pokemon Known moves: Explosion Hyper Beam Giga Impact DragMeToHell
Pokedex entry: Working as a bounty hunter, he is known to puppetmaster many people to get what he wants. Foes mistakenly think he is defeated after he explodes, but death is only the beginning, as shown by his signature move DragMeToHell.
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Jul 11 2011, 11:21 PM
Post #172
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I'm cooler than cool... I'm freezing.
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granted. her name is Kratos, but she won't agree to date you because you live in two different states.
i wish Justin Beaver would just up and f'king die!!
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Jul 13 2011, 05:32 AM
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The Other Nick
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Justin Bieber dies... wait, I gotta think of a way to corrupt this wish... oh, I got it!
Justin Bieber dies, but her fangirls find out that you are the cause, and they maul you with the nails they never filed because they were too busy staring at a Justin Bieber poster on their walls.
I wish I may, I wish I might have this wish I wish tonight. I want that star, and I want it now. I want it all and I don't care how. /kingnothing
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Jul 13 2011, 08:33 AM
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Fine, the star is delivered into your room, but instead of like a movie star or rock star, its a dwarf star. you instantly melt, and then it goes supernova.
I wish that I had a jelly donut.
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Jul 13 2011, 08:13 PM
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I'm cooler than cool... I'm freezing.
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granted, but it got eaten by Rattatas because you left it alone too long.
I WANNA SEE DAFT PUNK LIVE AND IN CONCERT!
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Aug 4 2011, 08:16 PM
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Granted but before you go see them, you inexplicably become deaf and blind for the rest of your life.
I wish i was a Level 1 Magikarp
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Name: Silas Level: Over 9000 The Yojimbo Pokemon Known moves: Explosion Hyper Beam Giga Impact DragMeToHell
Pokedex entry: Working as a bounty hunter, he is known to puppetmaster many people to get what he wants. Foes mistakenly think he is defeated after he explodes, but death is only the beginning, as shown by his signature move DragMeToHell.
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Nov 28 2011, 01:35 AM
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I ain't no dead yet
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Your wish is granted...but you are an event Magikarp that only knows Bounce and Flamethrower and you are surrounded by Parasect Lv. 100 that only know Rage Powder, so you won't be Lv. 1 or Magikarp for long.
I want a 27.2 speaker set hooked to a system capable of editing 88.2/16-bit music files; including pitches above and below normal human range.
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      I'm not writing creepy Nintendo slash fic with you especially not one between a pokemon and some angry ammunition.
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Nov 28 2011, 09:22 AM
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Granted... Until the speakers transform into some robotic transformer, kicks your ass, and makes your deaf. Guess you don't need to wish for more speakers.
I wish for... Eternal Muse in every aspect of writing (refs, stories, etc)
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Nov 28 2011, 02:39 PM
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Life is not a fairytale and there are no happy endings.
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Wish granted. You yearn to write more and more, ref more and more, make endless stories. Unfortunately, the sacrifice for this is the quality of your writing is severely crippled. People moan about your refs, people don't read past the first page of your books.
I wish.. To be the first person to explore the icy worlds of Europa and Enceladus.
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Nov 28 2011, 03:29 PM
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I ain't no dead yet
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Granted, but you die a painful death, when your protective shielding breaks during a methane blizzard. [Assuming you're talking about Saturn's and Jupiter's moons.]
I wish I was beautiful.
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