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Corrupt-A-Wish
Topic Started: Aug 13 2009, 03:50 PM (6,785 Views)
Merlin
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Corrupt-A-Wish. It's a pretty easy game to understand. Someone makes a wish, and you do the best you can to corrupt it. As simple or complex as you wish.

Example:

I wish for a pony.
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You get your pony, but the pony is demon possessed and tries many times to kill you. You try to sell it, but no one buys it. Finally, in the middle of the night, the pony comes into your room and stomps on your head, crushing your skull and causing brain matter to scatter along the walls.

I wish I had eight Lamborghinis, all different colors.
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You get your Lamborghinis, but they're model Lamborghinis.

I wish I had some cranberry juice.
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Get it? Simple enough. I'll start~


I wish I was aboard the Hispaniola.
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G R A FF I T I
You are... but you're the only there... except for all the zombies.

I wish I had a dollar.
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Merlin
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Granted. It is counterfeit and you receive a $20,000 Fine and Two years in prison after being caught.


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G R A FF I T I
You did. But I took them and killed you, adding to my jail time.

I wish I had no fine and no jail time.
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Merlin
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Granted. You are now next in line for the Electric Chair.

I wish I was a Slowbro.
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Granted, but your shellder is seeping too much nutrients from your body and you die? Idk....

I wish I had a cake
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Jsol
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Granted, but the cake is a lie.

I wish I could survive a nuclear holocaust with my girlfriend and a group of survivors and we would repopulate the Earth and everything would eventually get back to normal and we would have learned from our mistake and there would be peace on Earth and aliens watching us would learn from our example and eventually there would be peace in all the universe. CORRUPT THAT! I DARE YOU!
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(I love that, but I have to corrupt it. Lol.)
Granted. Your own planet slowly dies out as overpopulation becomes inavoidable due to medical advances and perfect peace. This overpopulation ruins the ecosystem, and eventually ruins all life in the universe.

I wish I had super-streangth.
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I'm cooler than cool... I'm freezing.
granted, but when you try and lift the heaviest thing possible, you find it is too heavy and you are crushed.

Kratos wishes she wasn't a lonely, single female while all her friends find happiness in another's arms. If onliy she could find a nice, lovely male, she'd be happy.
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Granted, but he has a butt load of STDs

I wish I had cake that wasn't a lie
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Granted. Its primary ingredient is rat poison. Bye-bye. :D



I wish Drowzee wasn't such a poor starter choice....
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Alexis
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Granted, but with Drowzee's new moveset containing Hyper Beam, Lava Plume and Seed Flare all at Lv 5, he decides that he's now the ultimate Pokémon and has no need to keep you alive. Sorry.

I wish that I didn't need to get a job.
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Granted, but now you grow lazy and eat yourself to death.

I wish I was a Matthew Bellamy lol
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Granted, but you get mauled to death by rabid fans.

I wish, I wish for a fish. =D
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I'm cooler than cool... I'm freezing.
wish granted, but it's dead. sorry!

Kratos wishes she were a famous singer...
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