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The In My Pants Game!; It's not what you think!
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Topic Started: Jun 4 2009, 05:13 PM (11,487 Views)
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unicorniali
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Jun 7 2009, 05:42 AM
Post #61
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"Pokémon" came from "Pocket Monster" - Scary
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Happy Ending in my pants.
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Random
Spoiler: click to toggle Over the holidays from around 24 Jul - 22 Aug (I can't remember dates well) I'll be away - expect less or no activity.
Sorry about this... | 
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~17 years old ~Friendly-ish ~Can be very mean when she wants to be ~Likes the colour red | Stuff
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Money $525
Other
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-Seriously get a move on in Pokémon catching and levelling
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Raiden
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Jun 8 2009, 03:35 PM
Post #62
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Sun is shining in my pants
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Lyrics to a meaningful song
Spoiler: click to toggle [Hook:] Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
Now he was just your average everyday traffic jam competitor With half a gram, walkin' in the club tryin' to set it off She had two silicon weapons of mass distraction Nipples like screw-in cleats, damn near blastin' Through her skin tight blouse, she lookin' for some action Said her hubby was out of town and started askin' If he'd like to go to her house. I think that's when he realized he couldn't do it Looked at her finger, a diamond from her ring Hit his eye, he couldn't linger He started feelin' guilty for everything they were up to He took a deep breath said, "you know what, I'd love to But evidently there is already someone who loves you" She looked at him like he insulted her and said, "*&^% you Look at your pupils, I know what that stuff do Mr. Goody Twoshoes, Call me out, I'll call you out too." Now he was weak as her, he had a ring too.
[Hook:] Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
Together in their deceitful ways embracing the lust They got carried away like a dog chasin' a bus They were back at her house in another man's bed And gettin 'freaky deaky' while the husband sped home To see his wife cause his job had got done early Meanwhile they're wreckin' the room And talkin' all dirty, and sweaty The hubby stopped and got some flowers so pretty And a bottle of wine to spend some time with his sweetie Gets home, sees a car in the yard and he's thinkin' hmmm? Walks up the driveway opens the door and goes numb Just about the time he's gonna yell "honey I'm home" A trail of clothes down the hall leading to passionate moans Changed his tone, tip-toed to the gun cabinet Grabbed a gun his daddy gave him that he used in Vietnam Walk down the hall kicked in the door said "surprise" Sat down on the bed with guns and roses and wine
[Hook:] Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
Hubby said "how you two love birds doing? You havin' fun? Don't cover up your nakedness now, What's done's done" He made his wife call her parents Made the dude call his wife and daughter And told them to come over, "let's talk about life" And then hubby called the preacher 'cause you want God involved When the victim of infidelity has got a revolver and the guests straggled into the room one at a time Realizing what was happening and then wishing they were blind He told the preacher who had married them back in the day That he was right 'the lord works in mysterious ways' Then he addressed the room waving the gun carefree Saying "ladies and gentlemen you've been called here to see Two naked embarrassed humans in a bed that I bought They were havin' great sex about the time they got caught" Then he laid the gun down on the bed so relaxed And said "I'm leaving' feel free to shoot me in the back"
[Hook:] Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
Journey & Profile
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Trainer Information
Spoiler: click to toggle Name: Jeremy Harris Gender:  Age: 28 Inventory 3x Poke balls  1x Poketech 1x guitar 1x violin Pokémon on Team Chatot Level 5 | ( Leo ) Peck, Growl  0/5
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★ Sora ★
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Jun 8 2009, 04:02 PM
Post #63
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Overlord of Blowing $hit Up
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Watching it in my pants.
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 .::Profile | Journey::. .::Computer Storage Account::. .::Alternia's Resident Dragon Trainer::.Click Horsea  |
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Level 20 | ( Shadow ) Type:  Ability: Sniper/Swift Swim| Bubble, Smokescreen, Dragon Breath, Water Gun, Rain Dance, Bubblebeam, Leer, Hydro Pump, Dragon Pulse, Focus Energy | Item: | None
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Level 17 | ( Samantha ) Type:  Ability: Levitate| Scratch, Tail Whip, Charm, Teleport, Quick Attack, Psywave, Dragon Breath, Disable, Dragon Rage, Dragon Pulse, Energy Ball | Item: -- | Telepathy
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Level 14 | ( Blaze ) Type:  Ability: Blaze| Scratch, Growl, Dragon Rage, Ember, Smokescreen, Flamethrower, Slash | Item: | None
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| Inkia  |
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Level 17 | ( Blair ) Type:  Ability: Ink Body, Levitate| Astonish, Taunt, Mist, Smokescreen, Twister, Leer, Shadow Sneak, Confuse Ray, Shadow Ball | Item: -- | Telepathy, Telekinesis
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Level 20 | ( Cross ) Type:  Ability: Clear Body| Magnet Rise, Metal Claw, Confusion, Take Down, Iron Head, Zen Headbutt, Headbutt, Iron Defense, Hone Claws | Item: -- | Telepathy, Telekinesis, Electromag-Levitation, Jet Formation
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Level 15 | ( Simon ) Type:  Ability: Sand Veil| Tackle, Sand Attack, Dig, Dragon Rage, Dragon Pulse, Slash, Dragon Claw, Sandstorm, Take Down, Bulldoze | Item: -- | None
3.7/15 |
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Level 19 | ( Ravage ) Type:  Ability: Rock Head| Rage, Thrash, Dragon Pulse, Bite, Aerial Ace, Dragon Claw, Hydro Pump, Leer, Ember, Flamethrower, Brick Break, Headbutt, Crunch | Item: -- | None
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Level 20 | ( Blake ) Type:  Ability: Celestial Charge, Levitate| Dragon Breath, Thundershock, Taunt, Dragon Rage, Charge, Dragon Claw, Gravity, Spark | Item: -- | Body Glow
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Level 18 | ( Lilith ) Type:  Ability: Dark Aura, Intimidate| Scratch, Ember, Leer, Dragon Breath, Bite, Will-o-Wisp, Dragon Pulse, Flamethrower, Dragon Claw, Rock Slide, Focus Energy, Night Slash, Earthquake | Item: -- | None
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:chanyu :inkia :cestar :darkwingchild
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Mer' Grey
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Jun 8 2009, 04:13 PM
Post #64
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Rebuild the World in Ice
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I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth in my pants.
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Current Team [poke-profile][pokemon=Snorunt]
[icon=Male] Snorunt ( Frostigi ) [item=Poké Ball] Level 6 | Item: -- [exp=3,6] [ability= Inner Focus] [ability=Ice Body] [attack=Powder Snow], [attack=Leer], [attack=Double Team] [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=Venonat]
[icon=Male] Venonat ( Kogsumigxas ) [item=Poké Ball] Level 5 | Item: -- [exp=0,5] [ability=Compound Eyes] [ability=Tinted Lens] [attack=Tackle], [attack=Disable], [attack=Foresight], [attack=Supersonic] [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=Cubchoo]
[icon=Male] Cubchoo ( Ursoj ) [item=Poké Ball] Level 5 | Item: -- [exp=2.3,5] [ability=Snow Cloak] [attack=Growl], [attack=Powder Snow] [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=Joltik]
[icon=Male] Joltik ( Aranea ) [item=Cherish Ball] Level 5 | Item: -- [exp=0,5] [ability=Compoundeyes] [ability=Unnerve] [attack=String Shot], [attack=Leech Life], [attack=Spider Web], [attack=Thunder Wave] [/poke-profile]
Wanted Pokemon [tabsection] [tabs] [tab=Bug] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Beedrill] [type=bug] Abelo [type=poison] | [pokemon=Venomoth] [type=bug] Kogsumigxas [type=poison] | [pokemon=Shedinja] [type=bug] Cascarilla [type=Ghost] |
[/tab] [tab=Dark] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Houndoom] [type=dark] Cashundon [type=fire] | [pokemon=Cacturne] [type=grass] Kakto [type=dark] | [pokemon=Fabbledred] [type=dark] Kosmaron [type=poison] |
[/tab] [tab=Dragon] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Salamence] [type=dragon] Sprucajo [type=flying] | [pokemon=Hydreigon] [type=dark] Hidrosimilan [type=dragon] | [pokemon=Dragalge] [type=poison] Algojn [type=dragon] |
[/tab] [tab=Electric][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Lanturn] [type=water] Poslampo [type=electric] | [pokemon=Rotom] [type=electric] Ekposedu [type=ghost] | [pokemon=Eelektross] [type=electric] Angilo [type=electric] |
[/tab] [tab=Fairy] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Mawile,mega] [type=steel] Tromplogi [type=fairy] | [pokemon=Togekiss] [type=fairy] Felicxo [type=flying] | [pokemon=Florges] [type=fairy] Floroj [type=fairy] |
[/tab] [tab=Fighting] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Hitmonchan] [type=fighting] Boritaj [type=fighting] | [pokemon=Breloom] [type=grass] Idaro [type=fighting] | [pokemon=Medicham,mega] [type=fighting] Meditas [type=psychic] |
[/tab] [tab=Fire] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Arcanine] [type=fire] Caninas [type=fire] | [pokemon=Magcargo] [type=fire] Bazalto [type=rock] | [pokemon=Magmortar] [type=fire] Pistujo [type=fire] |
[/tab] [tab=Flying][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Aerodactyl,mega] [type=rock] Karburajo [type=flying] | [pokemon=Xatu] [type=psychic] Estanteco [type=flying] | [pokemon=Cusora] [type=flying] Aviadilo [type=flying] |
[/tab] [tab=Ghost] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Gengar,mega] [type=ghost] Spektro [type=poison] | [pokemon=Drifblim] [type=ghost] Dirigible [type=flying] | [pokemon=Froslass] [type=ice] Animo [type=ghost] |
[/tab] [tab=Grass][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Victreebel] [type=grass] Flugas [type=poison] | [pokemon=Roserade] [type=grass] Rozoj [type=poison] | [pokemon=Tangrowth] [type=grass] Impliko [type=grass] |
[/tab] [tab=Ground][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Sandslash] [type=ground] Musarana [type=ground] | [pokemon=Marowak] [type=ground] Medolon [type=ground] | [pokemon=Gliscor] [type=ground] Colmillo [type=flying] |
[/tab] [tab=Ice] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=cloyster] [type=water] Mitulo [type=ice] | [pokemon=Glalie] [type=ice] Frostigi [type=ice] | [pokemon=Aurorus] [type=rock] Tundras [type=ice] |
[/tab] [tab=Normal][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Ursaring] [type=normal] Invernar [type=normal] | [pokemon=Kecleon] [type=normal] Monitoro [type=normal] | [pokemon=Ambipom] [type=normal] Ambidiestro [type=normal] |
[/tab] [tab=Poison][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Arbok] [type=poison] Culebra [type=poison] | [pokemon=Weezing] [type=poison] Veneni [type=poison] | [pokemon=Crobat] [type=poison] Murcielago [type=flying] |
[/tab] [tab=Psychic][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Hypno] [type=psychic] Hipnoto [type=psychic] | [pokemon=Starmie] [type=water] Frakasas [type=psychic] | [pokemon=Meowstic,female] [type=psychic] Limigo [type=psychic] |
[/tab] [tab=Rock][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Omastar] [type=rock] Espirales [type=water] | [pokemon=Tyranitar,mega] [type=rock] Kiraso [type=dark] | [pokemon=Barbaracle] [type=rock] Kolektivan [type=water] |
[/tab] [tab=Steel][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Skarmory] [type=steel] Armilojn [type=flying] | [pokemon=Magnezone] [type=electric] Tiutrio [type=steel] | [pokemon=Bisharp] [type=dark] Glavo [type=steel] |
[/tab] [tab=Water] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Kingler] [type=water] Tenaza [type=water] | [pokemon=Octillery] [type=water] Polpo [type=water] | [pokemon=Wailord] [type=water] Marmonstro [type=water] |
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Raiden
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Jun 8 2009, 04:15 PM
Post #65
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Come in my pants
(Thank you for those who get this joke)
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Lyrics to a meaningful song
Spoiler: click to toggle [Hook:] Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
Now he was just your average everyday traffic jam competitor With half a gram, walkin' in the club tryin' to set it off She had two silicon weapons of mass distraction Nipples like screw-in cleats, damn near blastin' Through her skin tight blouse, she lookin' for some action Said her hubby was out of town and started askin' If he'd like to go to her house. I think that's when he realized he couldn't do it Looked at her finger, a diamond from her ring Hit his eye, he couldn't linger He started feelin' guilty for everything they were up to He took a deep breath said, "you know what, I'd love to But evidently there is already someone who loves you" She looked at him like he insulted her and said, "*&^% you Look at your pupils, I know what that stuff do Mr. Goody Twoshoes, Call me out, I'll call you out too." Now he was weak as her, he had a ring too.
[Hook:] Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
Together in their deceitful ways embracing the lust They got carried away like a dog chasin' a bus They were back at her house in another man's bed And gettin 'freaky deaky' while the husband sped home To see his wife cause his job had got done early Meanwhile they're wreckin' the room And talkin' all dirty, and sweaty The hubby stopped and got some flowers so pretty And a bottle of wine to spend some time with his sweetie Gets home, sees a car in the yard and he's thinkin' hmmm? Walks up the driveway opens the door and goes numb Just about the time he's gonna yell "honey I'm home" A trail of clothes down the hall leading to passionate moans Changed his tone, tip-toed to the gun cabinet Grabbed a gun his daddy gave him that he used in Vietnam Walk down the hall kicked in the door said "surprise" Sat down on the bed with guns and roses and wine
[Hook:] Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
Hubby said "how you two love birds doing? You havin' fun? Don't cover up your nakedness now, What's done's done" He made his wife call her parents Made the dude call his wife and daughter And told them to come over, "let's talk about life" And then hubby called the preacher 'cause you want God involved When the victim of infidelity has got a revolver and the guests straggled into the room one at a time Realizing what was happening and then wishing they were blind He told the preacher who had married them back in the day That he was right 'the lord works in mysterious ways' Then he addressed the room waving the gun carefree Saying "ladies and gentlemen you've been called here to see Two naked embarrassed humans in a bed that I bought They were havin' great sex about the time they got caught" Then he laid the gun down on the bed so relaxed And said "I'm leaving' feel free to shoot me in the back"
[Hook:] Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
Journey & Profile
Spoiler: click to toggle
Trainer Information
Spoiler: click to toggle Name: Jeremy Harris Gender:  Age: 28 Inventory 3x Poke balls  1x Poketech 1x guitar 1x violin Pokémon on Team Chatot Level 5 | ( Leo ) Peck, Growl  0/5
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DDXD000
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Jun 8 2009, 04:29 PM
Post #66
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Don't Touch Me
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Without Me in my pants
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My Dragon Scroll (Check it at your leisure) GAL (Global Attack List)
Solo
Spoiler: click to toggle Species:  Gender:  Level: 13 Attacks: Bite, Leer, Sandstorm, Screech, Iron Head, AncientpowerAffiliation: Wild
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★ Sora ★
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Jun 8 2009, 04:59 PM
Post #67
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Overlord of Blowing $hit Up
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That's Not Mine in my pants.
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 .::Profile | Journey::. .::Computer Storage Account::. .::Alternia's Resident Dragon Trainer::.Click Horsea  |
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Level 20 | ( Shadow ) Type:  Ability: Sniper/Swift Swim| Bubble, Smokescreen, Dragon Breath, Water Gun, Rain Dance, Bubblebeam, Leer, Hydro Pump, Dragon Pulse, Focus Energy | Item: | None
9/20 |
| Chanyu  |
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Level 17 | ( Samantha ) Type:  Ability: Levitate| Scratch, Tail Whip, Charm, Teleport, Quick Attack, Psywave, Dragon Breath, Disable, Dragon Rage, Dragon Pulse, Energy Ball | Item: -- | Telepathy
15.8/17 |
| Charmander  |
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Level 14 | ( Blaze ) Type:  Ability: Blaze| Scratch, Growl, Dragon Rage, Ember, Smokescreen, Flamethrower, Slash | Item: | None
8.6/14 |
| Inkia  |
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Level 17 | ( Blair ) Type:  Ability: Ink Body, Levitate| Astonish, Taunt, Mist, Smokescreen, Twister, Leer, Shadow Sneak, Confuse Ray, Shadow Ball | Item: -- | Telepathy, Telekinesis
8.5/17 |
| Metang  |
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Level 20 | ( Cross ) Type:  Ability: Clear Body| Magnet Rise, Metal Claw, Confusion, Take Down, Iron Head, Zen Headbutt, Headbutt, Iron Defense, Hone Claws | Item: -- | Telepathy, Telekinesis, Electromag-Levitation, Jet Formation
8.7/20 |
| Gible  |
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Level 15 | ( Simon ) Type:  Ability: Sand Veil| Tackle, Sand Attack, Dig, Dragon Rage, Dragon Pulse, Slash, Dragon Claw, Sandstorm, Take Down, Bulldoze | Item: -- | None
3.7/15 |
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Level 19 | ( Ravage ) Type:  Ability: Rock Head| Rage, Thrash, Dragon Pulse, Bite, Aerial Ace, Dragon Claw, Hydro Pump, Leer, Ember, Flamethrower, Brick Break, Headbutt, Crunch | Item: -- | None
3/19 |
| Cestar  |
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Level 20 | ( Blake ) Type:  Ability: Celestial Charge, Levitate| Dragon Breath, Thundershock, Taunt, Dragon Rage, Charge, Dragon Claw, Gravity, Spark | Item: -- | Body Glow
0/20 |
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Level 18 | ( Lilith ) Type:  Ability: Dark Aura, Intimidate| Scratch, Ember, Leer, Dragon Breath, Bite, Will-o-Wisp, Dragon Pulse, Flamethrower, Dragon Claw, Rock Slide, Focus Energy, Night Slash, Earthquake | Item: -- | None
13.1/18 |
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Dream Team :ryumahou :dragolith :inkia :costeladon :darkwingadult
:chanyu :inkia :cestar :darkwingchild
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Mer' Grey
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Jun 8 2009, 05:06 PM
Post #68
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Rebuild the World in Ice
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- http://s1.zetaboards.com/Alternia/topic/5626806/1/?x=0#post992198
- PC
- http://s1.zetaboards.com/Alternia/topic/5626812/1/#new
- Journey
- http://s1.zetaboards.com/Alternia/topic/5680827/1/#new
- Trade Thread
- http://s1.zetaboards.com/Alternia/topic/4507029/1/
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Nobody's Home in my pants.
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Current Team [poke-profile][pokemon=Snorunt]
[icon=Male] Snorunt ( Frostigi ) [item=Poké Ball] Level 6 | Item: -- [exp=3,6] [ability= Inner Focus] [ability=Ice Body] [attack=Powder Snow], [attack=Leer], [attack=Double Team] [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=Venonat]
[icon=Male] Venonat ( Kogsumigxas ) [item=Poké Ball] Level 5 | Item: -- [exp=0,5] [ability=Compound Eyes] [ability=Tinted Lens] [attack=Tackle], [attack=Disable], [attack=Foresight], [attack=Supersonic] [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=Cubchoo]
[icon=Male] Cubchoo ( Ursoj ) [item=Poké Ball] Level 5 | Item: -- [exp=2.3,5] [ability=Snow Cloak] [attack=Growl], [attack=Powder Snow] [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=Joltik]
[icon=Male] Joltik ( Aranea ) [item=Cherish Ball] Level 5 | Item: -- [exp=0,5] [ability=Compoundeyes] [ability=Unnerve] [attack=String Shot], [attack=Leech Life], [attack=Spider Web], [attack=Thunder Wave] [/poke-profile]
Wanted Pokemon [tabsection] [tabs] [tab=Bug] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Beedrill] [type=bug] Abelo [type=poison] | [pokemon=Venomoth] [type=bug] Kogsumigxas [type=poison] | [pokemon=Shedinja] [type=bug] Cascarilla [type=Ghost] |
[/tab] [tab=Dark] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Houndoom] [type=dark] Cashundon [type=fire] | [pokemon=Cacturne] [type=grass] Kakto [type=dark] | [pokemon=Fabbledred] [type=dark] Kosmaron [type=poison] |
[/tab] [tab=Dragon] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Salamence] [type=dragon] Sprucajo [type=flying] | [pokemon=Hydreigon] [type=dark] Hidrosimilan [type=dragon] | [pokemon=Dragalge] [type=poison] Algojn [type=dragon] |
[/tab] [tab=Electric][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Lanturn] [type=water] Poslampo [type=electric] | [pokemon=Rotom] [type=electric] Ekposedu [type=ghost] | [pokemon=Eelektross] [type=electric] Angilo [type=electric] |
[/tab] [tab=Fairy] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Mawile,mega] [type=steel] Tromplogi [type=fairy] | [pokemon=Togekiss] [type=fairy] Felicxo [type=flying] | [pokemon=Florges] [type=fairy] Floroj [type=fairy] |
[/tab] [tab=Fighting] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Hitmonchan] [type=fighting] Boritaj [type=fighting] | [pokemon=Breloom] [type=grass] Idaro [type=fighting] | [pokemon=Medicham,mega] [type=fighting] Meditas [type=psychic] |
[/tab] [tab=Fire] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Arcanine] [type=fire] Caninas [type=fire] | [pokemon=Magcargo] [type=fire] Bazalto [type=rock] | [pokemon=Magmortar] [type=fire] Pistujo [type=fire] |
[/tab] [tab=Flying][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Aerodactyl,mega] [type=rock] Karburajo [type=flying] | [pokemon=Xatu] [type=psychic] Estanteco [type=flying] | [pokemon=Cusora] [type=flying] Aviadilo [type=flying] |
[/tab] [tab=Ghost] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Gengar,mega] [type=ghost] Spektro [type=poison] | [pokemon=Drifblim] [type=ghost] Dirigible [type=flying] | [pokemon=Froslass] [type=ice] Animo [type=ghost] |
[/tab] [tab=Grass][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Victreebel] [type=grass] Flugas [type=poison] | [pokemon=Roserade] [type=grass] Rozoj [type=poison] | [pokemon=Tangrowth] [type=grass] Impliko [type=grass] |
[/tab] [tab=Ground][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Sandslash] [type=ground] Musarana [type=ground] | [pokemon=Marowak] [type=ground] Medolon [type=ground] | [pokemon=Gliscor] [type=ground] Colmillo [type=flying] |
[/tab] [tab=Ice] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=cloyster] [type=water] Mitulo [type=ice] | [pokemon=Glalie] [type=ice] Frostigi [type=ice] | [pokemon=Aurorus] [type=rock] Tundras [type=ice] |
[/tab] [tab=Normal][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Ursaring] [type=normal] Invernar [type=normal] | [pokemon=Kecleon] [type=normal] Monitoro [type=normal] | [pokemon=Ambipom] [type=normal] Ambidiestro [type=normal] |
[/tab] [tab=Poison][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Arbok] [type=poison] Culebra [type=poison] | [pokemon=Weezing] [type=poison] Veneni [type=poison] | [pokemon=Crobat] [type=poison] Murcielago [type=flying] |
[/tab] [tab=Psychic][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Hypno] [type=psychic] Hipnoto [type=psychic] | [pokemon=Starmie] [type=water] Frakasas [type=psychic] | [pokemon=Meowstic,female] [type=psychic] Limigo [type=psychic] |
[/tab] [tab=Rock][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Omastar] [type=rock] Espirales [type=water] | [pokemon=Tyranitar,mega] [type=rock] Kiraso [type=dark] | [pokemon=Barbaracle] [type=rock] Kolektivan [type=water] |
[/tab] [tab=Steel][table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Skarmory] [type=steel] Armilojn [type=flying] | [pokemon=Magnezone] [type=electric] Tiutrio [type=steel] | [pokemon=Bisharp] [type=dark] Glavo [type=steel] |
[/tab] [tab=Water] [table-class=fixed-table-layout] [pokemon=Kingler] [type=water] Tenaza [type=water] | [pokemon=Octillery] [type=water] Polpo [type=water] | [pokemon=Wailord] [type=water] Marmonstro [type=water] |
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Jun 8 2009, 07:03 PM
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Alternia's resident Canadian Jew
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- http://s1.zetaboards.com/Alternia/topic/5627199/1/#new
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- http://s1.zetaboards.com/Alternia/topic/5627230/1/#new
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Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict in my pants. Yes, it's a real song. By Pink Floyd on their album Ummagumma.
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~: Profile :~ :~ Journey ~: ~:~ PC ~:~
Current Team [tab-class=profile-party][tabsection][tabs] [tab=Active Pokémon] [poke-profile][pokemon=elekid]
[icon=male] Elekid ( Neez ) [item=poké Ball] Level 25 | Item: -- [exp=15.2,25] [ability=Static] Quick Attack, Leer, Karate Chop, Thunder Shock, Low Kick, Thunderbolt, Thunder Punch, Volt Switch, Swift, Shock Wave, Thunder Wave, Thunder, Discharge, Electro Ball, Screech [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=poliwag]
[icon=female] Poliwag ( Mire ) [item=poké Ball] Level 24 | Item: [item=nether berry, true] [exp=1.6,24] [ability=Water Absorb] [ability=Damp] Mud Shot, Water Sport, Water Gun, Hypnosis, Double Slap, Rain Dance, Body Slam, Bubblebeam, Hydro Pump, Wake-Up Slap [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=abra]
[icon=male] Abra ( Navv ) [item=poké Ball] Level 15 | Item: -- [exp=9.7,13] [ability=Synchronize] [ability=Inner Focus] Teleport, Telekinesis, Reflect, Calm Mind, Energy Ball [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=nidorina]
[icon=female] Nidorina ( Kail ) [item=poké Ball] Level 17 | Item: -- [exp=7.3,17] [ability=Poison Point] [ability=Rivalry] Growl, Scratch, Tail Whip, Double Kick, Poison Sting, Bite, Poison Fang, Toxic, Toxic Spikes, Crunch (35%) [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=magby]
[icon=male] Magby ( Csar ) [item=poké Ball] Level 19 | Item: -- [exp=13.2,19] [ability=Flame Body] Smog, Leer, Ember, Smokescreen, Feint Attack, Fire Spin, Fire Punch, Flame Burst (70%), Clear Smog [/poke-profile]
[poke-profile][pokemon=speclaw]
[icon=male] Speclaw ( Ragg ) [item=poké Ball] Level 23 | Item: [item=black glasses, true] [exp=3.5,23] [ability=Tangibility] [ability=Levitate] Astonish, Growl, Thief, Lick, Fake Tears, Shadow Sneak, Faint Attack , Metal Claw, Scary Face, Bullet Punch, Shadow Claw, Night Slash, Taunt [/poke-profile]
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( Gible ) [[icon=male] 50% / [icon=female] 50% ] [item=unknown ball] Level 1 | Item: -- [exp= 0, 1] [ability=Sand Veil] [egg-hatch=14.5, 15] Metal Claw [/poke-profile]
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MOD INFO Pink since: 03/27/11 Refs done since re-modship: 212 Green since: 08/15/11 Move-Tutors done since re-greenship: 58 Journeys Started: 4 Retired since: 09/04/12
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Jun 8 2009, 09:47 PM
Post #70
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Don't Touch Me
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White and Nerdy in my pants
(Gotta love Weird Al. XD)
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My Dragon Scroll (Check it at your leisure) GAL (Global Attack List)
Solo
Spoiler: click to toggle Species:  Gender:  Level: 13 Attacks: Bite, Leer, Sandstorm, Screech, Iron Head, AncientpowerAffiliation: Wild
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Jun 9 2009, 12:44 AM
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Overlord of Everything - Darkness Incarnate
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(Thanks for that idea)
Eat It in my pants.
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  PC Space
Party Pokémon [pokemon=chikorita] Chikorita Level 14 Tackle, Growl, Razor Leaf, Poison Powder, Synthesis, Energy Ball
| [pokemon=darocrys] Darocrys Level 18 Scratch, Leer, Rock Slide, Pursuit, Rock Polish, Rage, Taunt, Fury Swipes, Dark Pulse, Aerial Ace
| [pokemon=cestar] Cestar Level 19 Dragon Breath, Thunder Shock, Taunt, Dragon Rage, Charge, Dragon Claw, Light Screen, Spark, Dark Pulse
| [pokemon=heracross] Heracross Level 17 Night Slash, Tackle, Leer, Horn Attack, Endure, Fury Attack, Aerial Ace, Brick Break, Megahorn
| [pokemon=houndour] Houndour Level 19 Leer, Ember, Howl, Smog, Flamethrower, Roar, Bite, Dark Pulse
| [pokemon=adoruby] Adoruby Level 15 Tackle, Charm, Gust, Sing, Confusion, Featherdance, Psychic |
WANTED: | [pokemon=riolu] | [pokemon=zorua] | [pokemon=joltik] | [pokemon=deino] | | | [pokemon=kangaskhan] | [pokemon=espurr] | [pokemon=larvitar] | [pokemon=bagon] | [pokemon=rotom] |
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Jun 9 2009, 12:57 AM
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It's Gone in my pants
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 [.:Aquos Templar:.] ://\\: [.:Millenia Town:.] ://\\: [.:Login System:.]Sunburst Fighters ://\\: Moonshine Raiders
Spoiler: click to toggle  CLAVIER  Species: Turtwig Type:  Level: 16
|  CADENCE  Species: Charmeleon Type:  Level: 17
|  REQUIEM  Species: Zangoose Type:  Level: 18
|  SONATA  Species: Luxio Type:  Level: 15
| :cestar ACCELERANDO  Species: Cestar Type: |  Level: 11
|  RYUUZA  Species: Bagon Type:  Level: 10
|  OCTAVE  Species: Heracross Type: |  Level: 16
|  MAESTRO Species: Sableye Type: |  Level: 14 |  ELEGY Species: Lapras Type: |  Level: 9 |
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Jun 9 2009, 01:30 AM
Post #73
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smells like teen spirit in my pants
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Lyrics to a meaningful song
Spoiler: click to toggle [Hook:] Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
Now he was just your average everyday traffic jam competitor With half a gram, walkin' in the club tryin' to set it off She had two silicon weapons of mass distraction Nipples like screw-in cleats, damn near blastin' Through her skin tight blouse, she lookin' for some action Said her hubby was out of town and started askin' If he'd like to go to her house. I think that's when he realized he couldn't do it Looked at her finger, a diamond from her ring Hit his eye, he couldn't linger He started feelin' guilty for everything they were up to He took a deep breath said, "you know what, I'd love to But evidently there is already someone who loves you" She looked at him like he insulted her and said, "*&^% you Look at your pupils, I know what that stuff do Mr. Goody Twoshoes, Call me out, I'll call you out too." Now he was weak as her, he had a ring too.
[Hook:] Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
Together in their deceitful ways embracing the lust They got carried away like a dog chasin' a bus They were back at her house in another man's bed And gettin 'freaky deaky' while the husband sped home To see his wife cause his job had got done early Meanwhile they're wreckin' the room And talkin' all dirty, and sweaty The hubby stopped and got some flowers so pretty And a bottle of wine to spend some time with his sweetie Gets home, sees a car in the yard and he's thinkin' hmmm? Walks up the driveway opens the door and goes numb Just about the time he's gonna yell "honey I'm home" A trail of clothes down the hall leading to passionate moans Changed his tone, tip-toed to the gun cabinet Grabbed a gun his daddy gave him that he used in Vietnam Walk down the hall kicked in the door said "surprise" Sat down on the bed with guns and roses and wine
[Hook:] Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
Hubby said "how you two love birds doing? You havin' fun? Don't cover up your nakedness now, What's done's done" He made his wife call her parents Made the dude call his wife and daughter And told them to come over, "let's talk about life" And then hubby called the preacher 'cause you want God involved When the victim of infidelity has got a revolver and the guests straggled into the room one at a time Realizing what was happening and then wishing they were blind He told the preacher who had married them back in the day That he was right 'the lord works in mysterious ways' Then he addressed the room waving the gun carefree Saying "ladies and gentlemen you've been called here to see Two naked embarrassed humans in a bed that I bought They were havin' great sex about the time they got caught" Then he laid the gun down on the bed so relaxed And said "I'm leaving' feel free to shoot me in the back"
[Hook:] Just walk away, just walk away There's too much wrong for you to stay Just walk away, Just walk away Gonna get yourself in trouble, walk away
Journey & Profile
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Trainer Information
Spoiler: click to toggle Name: Jeremy Harris Gender:  Age: 28 Inventory 3x Poke balls  1x Poketech 1x guitar 1x violin Pokémon on Team Chatot Level 5 | ( Leo ) Peck, Growl  0/5
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DDXD000
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Jun 9 2009, 08:30 AM
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Don't Touch Me
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School's Out in my pants
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My Dragon Scroll (Check it at your leisure) GAL (Global Attack List)
Solo
Spoiler: click to toggle Species:  Gender:  Level: 13 Attacks: Bite, Leer, Sandstorm, Screech, Iron Head, AncientpowerAffiliation: Wild
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Christiian
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Jun 9 2009, 09:49 AM
Post #75
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Formerly Blahman of Tohea
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500 Miles in my pants.
Or is it I'm Gonna Be in my pants? That one by The Proclaimers.
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Christiian's Profile | Christiian's Journey Pokémon
Spoiler: click to toggle Current TeamCheval Level 7 | 1/7 | Moves: Tackle, Growl N/A Level ?? | ??/?? N/A Level ?? | ??/?? N/A Level ?? | ??/?? N/A Level ?? | ??/?? N/A Level ?? | ??/??
Items
Spoiler: click to toggle Items 1x Poketech (Purple) 3x Pokeball
Money: $275
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