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| Caos | Dec 14 2009, 04:39 AM Post #21 |
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[05:30] TXGuyNcali21: i find myself researching tantric philosophy on this fine hour [05:30] Gene: do you now? [05:30] TXGuyNcali21: i do [05:30] TXGuyNcali21: very interesting stuff [05:30] Gene: tantra can be [05:30] TXGuyNcali21: ive done a lot of things [05:30] TXGuyNcali21: this seems like the next progressive step [05:31] TXGuyNcali21: i need to convince my next future ex girlfriend to get into it [05:31] Gene: though you might want to convince a smart one [05:31] Gene: hard to reach enlightement [05:31] Gene: when your soul is mingling with a morons [05:32] TXGuyNcali21: lol very true [05:32] TXGuyNcali21: dude, check out this exerpt [05:32] TXGuyNcali21: A heterosexual couple practicing tantric intercourse seeks to prolong their sexual arousal. Following slow sensual touching a couple might move to having very slow intercourse. The man might place his penis just an inch or so inside his partner's vagina and without thrusting allow it to remain in this position for a full minute. Then he may gently withdraw from her vagina and rest his penis softly on her clitoral area. Usually the clitoris is the most sensitive part of a female's genitals and it is located just above the vaginal opening. After resting in this position for another minute the couple may decide to have him again slide his penis back in. During subsequent cycles of resting and entering the vagina, the male would rest outside the vagina and then eventually rest just inside the vagina. [05:33] Gene: i would go limp [05:33] TXGuyNcali21: me too [05:33] Gene: a full minute of just chillin [05:33] TXGuyNcali21: id start thinking about basketball or something or food [05:33] Gene: those dudes are cock gods if they can rock that [05:33] TXGuyNcali21: i know. thats the peak i hope to ascend to [05:34] Gene: lol [05:34] Gene: cock pushups [05:34] TXGuyNcali21: exactly [05:34] TXGuyNcali21: that should be a form of training for AS [05:34] Gene: XD [05:34] TXGuyNcali21: phalic endurance [05:34] Gene: we will use that exceprt for the explanation [05:35] Gene: that is how you train, must be done with a partner [05:35] Gene: *excerpt [05:35] TXGuyNcali21: well it said heterosexual [05:35] TXGuyNcali21: and there's only 2 girl characters and a lot of guys [05:35] Gene: makes it an esteemed form of training [05:35] Gene: and rare [05:36] Gene: people will be fighting over the chance to pull it off [05:36] Gene: hell, i would kill another man to have that level of sexual focus [05:36] TXGuyNcali21: me too [05:36] TXGuyNcali21: supposedly the orgasms are better than a bacon sandwich on weed [05:37] Gene: wouldn't know the weed part [05:37] Gene: but i am an expert on food [05:37] Gene: and bacon sandwiches are boss [05:37] TXGuyNcali21: indeed [05:37] TXGuyNcali21: well to imagine the weed part [05:37] TXGuyNcali21: imagine you're eating the sandwich, and the bacon is telling you how delicious it is [05:38] Gene: is that not supposed to happen without the weed? |
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| Æ·Altair | Dec 15 2009, 10:47 PM Post #22 |
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shadowmario8327 (00:45:48): that's my girl. loganists (00:46:07): *boy shadowmario8327 (00:47:02): *cries silently* loganists (00:47:17): JAAAAAY KAYYYYY feel my vagina. shadowmario8327 (00:47:29): *cries harder* :| |
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| Æ·Razor | Dec 15 2009, 11:22 PM Post #23 |
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About sex, and rulers XBLKiros1 10:09 pm we having sex? Altair 10:09 pm YEAHMAN just hit it real good that's all i ask XBLKiros1 10:10 pm I will try (tiny peen) Altair 10:10 pm i hope it's one inch because that's the only size peen that'll do it for me XBLKiros1 10:11 pm ....sorry gurl 5.4 ;____; Altair 10:11 pm really? are you really telling me your peen size? THAT'S OKAY AS LONG AS IT CAN WORK IT XBLKiros1 10:12 pm idk my peen size i have never thought to put it on top of a ruler normally, when it is hard, i want to put it in a pergina Altair 10:13 pm bahahaha |
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"You will die one of these days, and it will be by my hand you half robot fuck!" "You really should not have done that slag! You think you can take me!?" | |
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| Æ·Altair | Dec 15 2009, 11:23 PM Post #24 |
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AAAAAND a quote thread all about sex version 2.0. :[ |
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| Æ·Razor | Dec 15 2009, 11:45 PM Post #25 |
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About the outdated nature of arm thrusts, and noob punching XBLKiros1 10:02 pm Yeah*1990's arm thrust* Crossheart 10:02 pm lol XBLKiros1 10:02 pm or Dan arm thrust...whichever Crossheart 10:03 pm lmao fuck dan XBLKiros1 10:03 pm fuck you sir, Dan is the best and his new delicious finisher for SF4 made me cry with him Crossheart 10:03 pm ive got dan ultraed before i was fucking mad XBLKiros1 10:04 pm XDXD I love when niggas scream at me when I land it Crossheart 10:04 pm that shit is rediculious Edited by Razor, Dec 16 2009, 04:32 AM.
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"You will die one of these days, and it will be by my hand you half robot fuck!" "You really should not have done that slag! You think you can take me!?" | |
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| Æ·Altair | Dec 16 2009, 03:19 AM Post #26 |
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GOOD SAVE NICOLAS SARKOZY |
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| Æ·Altair | Dec 18 2009, 04:23 AM Post #27 |
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I'm thinking about getting our old quotes from that website that the cool kids used to be on. And making that into a new read-only thread. So our glory can live forever. *Po's a fo'ty* |
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| Roxas | Dec 18 2009, 04:52 AM Post #28 |
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DO IT. And to stay on topic: NERDY JILLIAN "Jilly Bean" (11:42:15 PM): he'll throw you a phoenix down |
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| æ·Jaden Yuki | Dec 18 2009, 06:40 AM Post #29 |
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do eet jillybean. But make sure to add my paraphrased conversation between the two of us saying we should make a quote thread since we couldn't find it and you saying it was a noob thing to do. For the lulz. |
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| Æ·Altair | Dec 18 2009, 06:48 AM Post #30 |
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DIE, CHELSEA And lulz @ that, Janjan. Ohhhhhh memories. Memories, memories, memories. ♥♥ Also, look at this fucking casanova. reignofdoomage (10:47:46): i'm fucking hungury now and no i need something other than your vag loganists (10:51:22): *MAKES HOMEMADE RAVIOLI* loganists (10:51:25): *AND TIRAMISU* reignofdoomage (10:52:11): that sound fucking amazing. remind me to kidnap you sometime loganists (10:52:44): bahahahaaa loganists (10:52:55): i'm a trophy wife in the making duhhh reignofdoomage (10:53:22): well shit as a gamer i'm programed to collect trophies so get over here nao Lollll. Edited by Altair, Dec 18 2009, 08:53 AM.
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| Æ·Crossheart | Dec 18 2009, 12:54 PM Post #31 |
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Best quote was when we pointed out that KC was always in character. |
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| Æ·Altair | Dec 18 2009, 02:16 PM Post #32 |
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YOU IMBECILES! I ORDERED RASPBERRY! *DEATH BALL* lololol. Classic. |
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| Æ·Razor | Dec 31 2009, 03:38 PM Post #33 |
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About Classiness, New Years, Drunk Bitches and Dog Breasts XBLKiros1 2:35 pm getting fucked up tonight Altair 2:35 pm duhhhh are you going out? XBLKiros1 2:35 pm and then probably doing my womans bff if I'm lucky Altair 2:35 pm lolololwut. THREESOME? XBLKiros1 2:35 pm mebe Altair 2:35 pm GET IT GET IT BETCH XBLKiros1 2:35 pm gotta get the bitch drunk first or it's no fun Altair 2:36 pm she'll do more shit aka XBLKiros1 2:36 pm regret + shame = wicked sex Altair 2:36 pm let you put it in her pooper hahahaha regret and shame MY FAVORITE man a dog fucking bit me in the BOOB last night XBLKiros1 2:36 pm O_o why was your tit near a dog? |
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| æ·Jaden Yuki | Dec 31 2009, 10:29 PM Post #34 |
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Haha, threesomes. A friend of mine got really excited when his girlfriend said she wanted a threesome, but then realised that the real hard part is finding another chick to be in it. |
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| Æ·Altair | Jan 10 2010, 03:10 PM Post #35 |
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loganists (16:58:36): i c u lukin. active users list. asbhandalking (16:58:49): yeah i was checking to see if there was a football topic made yet lol asbhandalking (16:58:54): itll come soon enough loganists (16:58:54): lolllll loganists (16:58:57): IMMA MAKE THAT SHIT. asbhandalking (16:59:00): hahahah asbhandalking (16:59:05): "MIAMI PENGUINS GONNA WIN" asbhandalking (16:59:07): man sit the hell down KLAJSKLFJKLJ MIAMI PENGUINS BAHAHAHA |
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| Æ·Altair | Jan 18 2010, 07:31 AM Post #36 |
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FUN WITH loganists (20:19:50): lolol never mind never mind. BUT SHIT GURL. FUCK DA COLTS. asbhandalking (20:19:58): fuck the jets. loganists (20:20:03): oh it's on. asbhandalking (20:20:06): hahaha asbhandalking (20:20:07): well asbhandalking (20:20:08): hahaha asbhandalking (20:20:15): well you guys are getting knocked out of the playoff run next week loganists (20:20:16): jk i don't have faith in them loganists (20:20:18): yeah srsly loganists (20:20:23): colts will most likely steamroll asbhandalking (20:20:24): i just hope its not some weak shit like last years superbowl asbhandalking (20:20:29): steelers vs cardinals? WTF. loganists (20:20:33): HAHAH asbhandalking (20:20:40): i wouldnt pay shit to watch that loganists (20:20:59): idk why i never paid that much attention to football now loganists (20:21:04): the boyfriend is getting me all up in dat loganists (20:21:21): and i'm gettin loganists (20:21:24): all up in yo nutsack asbhandalking (20:21:29): its just good conversation asbhandalking (20:21:32): even if you dont know mcuh about football asbhandalking (20:21:35): you acn just make up shit asbhandalking (20:21:44): and listen to the other guy talk for about 50 minutes loganists (20:21:48): man did you catch that conversion last season from the broncs? shitttttt asbhandalking (20:21:48): about why their team is better loganists (20:21:56): and then i was like loganists (20:22:01): 89 yards rushing? loganists (20:22:02): hell naw loganists (20:22:06): and then i was like asbhandalking (20:22:08): "FUCK KOBE YOU RUN THAT BALL. GET TO FIRST BASE." loganists (20:22:09): imma throw dat ball. loganists (20:22:14): whatever loganists (20:22:21): i'm getting a miami penguins hat son asbhandalking (20:22:26): hell yeah loganists (20:22:30): gonna be fresh ta death asbhandalking (20:22:32): penguins wearing towels asbhandalking (20:22:35): and holding sunscreen loganists (20:22:38): with shades. loganists (20:22:41): red rimmed shades. asbhandalking (20:22:44): that is badass. asbhandalking (20:22:49): holy fuck why does this team not exist loganists (20:22:50): lolll now i kinda wish it existed loganists (20:22:53): kajdasjfkl HAHA YEAH loganists (20:23:01): man lets make our own team. asbhandalking (20:23:03): dolphins aint doing shit. asbhandalking (20:23:04): llll asbhandalking (20:23:06): lol** loganists (20:23:06): head coach aman. asbhandalking (20:23:14): hire high school football players loganists (20:23:14): offensive coordinator jillian. asbhandalking (20:23:16): at minimum wage loganists (20:23:16): lolll loganists (20:23:18): we can start loganists (20:23:21): with gohan loganists (20:23:22): and digu asbhandalking (20:23:23): loll asbhandalking (20:23:24): and kyoto asbhandalking (20:23:26): loll loganists (20:23:27): HAHAHAHA loganists (20:23:28): YES. asbhandalking (20:23:33): recruit all of our online buddies asbhandalking (20:23:38): matt can be quarterback asbhandalking (20:23:41): cause he just seemsl ike that kinda guy asbhandalking (20:23:44): team captain for sure loganists (20:23:46): HAHA HE DOES DOESN'T HE? loganists (20:23:54): future gohan loganists (20:23:57): can be the PR dude asbhandalking (20:23:57): lollll asbhandalking (20:24:04): or maybe the punter loganists (20:24:04): he can be our ari gold asbhandalking (20:24:08): he goes to band camp, after all loganists (20:24:08): lol yessss asbhandalking (20:24:12): i dont hold too much faith in him loganists (20:24:15): chelsea and videl can be the cheerleaders loganists (20:24:18): cause they bitches asbhandalking (20:24:22): digu can be running back asbhandalking (20:24:32): and cell jr can be full back asbhandalking (20:24:46): jeice can be a wide reciever asbhandalking (20:24:50): robbies a tight end loganists (20:24:36): lollll loganists (20:24:57): K THAT WORKS loganists (20:25:08): PS I DON'T HAVE THE POSITIONS UNDER MY BELT QUITE THAT MUCH YET asbhandalking (20:25:22): well its not really hard loganists (20:25:35): WELL EXCUSE ME PRINCESS loganists (20:25:44): man i gatta take a shit asbhandalking (20:25:45): full back, running back/half back, quarter back, right/left/middle/linemen, quarterback, wide recievers, tight end loganists (20:25:47): i've been pooping all day asbhandalking (20:25:51): defense is a bit more complicated asbhandalking (20:25:55): lolll asbhandalking (20:25:57): same here loganists (20:25:58): imma look this shit up online asbhandalking (20:26:00): i woke up takinga shit loganists (20:26:03): oh loganists (20:26:04): fuck loganists (20:26:05): you. loganists (20:26:06): nigga. loganists (20:26:16): btw i'm not here asbhandalking (20:26:21): lolll loganists (20:26:22): because i wanna rub one out asbhandalking (20:26:24): like always loganists (20:26:25): but first i'm gonna poop. asbhandalking (20:26:25): hahahaha asbhandalking (20:26:31): just do it at the same time asbhandalking (20:26:33): double the pleasure loganists (20:26:40): i'll hope the splashback loganists (20:26:44): can give me a little tingle loganists (20:26:46): down dere. asbhandalking (20:26:51): throw some ice in the toilet loganists (20:26:57): hahahahahaha loganists (20:27:36): and actually i am mark sanchez loganists (20:27:40): "jillian" is my online alter ego asbhandalking (20:27:47): loll asbhandalking (20:27:51): what up m ark asbhandalking (20:27:53): this is peyton asbhandalking (20:27:54): manning asbhandalking (20:27:55): MVP asbhandalking (20:27:56): LOLZ asbhandalking (20:27:59): with yo whack ass asbhandalking (20:28:06): imma throw this football straight into yo ass next time i see ya asbhandalking (20:28:08): bet dat loganists (20:28:26): look man. loganists (20:28:31): can't we just be civil? loganists (20:28:36): let's go out for hot dogs. asbhandalking (20:28:44): you can be, if you aint the MVP asbhandalking (20:28:46): bitch suck my hot dog asbhandalking (20:28:53): get me prepped for this PLAYOFF game loganists (20:28:55): well :x loganists (20:28:58): alright, i suppose. loganists (20:29:08): you're kinda alright, peyton. :] asbhandalking (20:29:13): damn i know i am nigga asbhandalking (20:29:18): got every newspaper saying that asbhandalking (20:29:26): dont need yo dumb shit ass telling me too loganists (20:29:32): hey !! loganists (20:29:39): the newspapers at USC said that about me, too. loganists (20:29:44): so we're in good company together! asbhandalking (20:29:45): *sits down* shut the fuck up loganists (20:29:52): i don't sound too much like a rookie right now, do i? loganists (20:29:53): i'm sorry loganists (20:29:57): and i apologize to my fans. asbhandalking (20:30:03): loll asbhandalking (20:30:11): have you ever been on the cover of madden? asbhandalking (20:30:13): I HAVE NIGGA asbhandalking (20:30:17): how many rings you got? asbhandalking (20:30:19): oh wait, not even one asbhandalking (20:30:22): you aint even getting pussy asbhandalking (20:30:23): HAHAHAHA asbhandalking (20:30:25): whack ass fool loganists (20:30:49): i am too getting girls :[ loganists (20:30:59): i am pretty sure i will be getting a ring this year. loganists (20:31:17): i was on the cover of vogue. asbhandalking (20:31:21): lol hell naw loganists (20:31:24): and i model. asbhandalking (20:31:24): i was on the cover of lifestyle asbhandalking (20:31:28): and home and life loganists (20:31:29): i am a beautiful man. asbhandalking (20:31:32): and gardening usa loganists (20:31:34): and i think you know this asbhandalking (20:31:43): bitch please asbhandalking (20:31:45): brady quinn asbhandalking (20:31:48): is sexyer than you asbhandalking (20:31:51): whack ass fool loganists (20:31:54): i was on throwdown with bobby flay. asbhandalking (20:32:00): more like bobby bouche loganists (20:32:24): i once had locks like polamalu. asbhandalking (20:32:31): more like halamula loganists (20:32:48): please, do not insult us football players loganists (20:32:52): who are in the minority. loganists (20:33:05): our ancestors worked hard to get us to this land of america. loganists (20:33:09): just saying. :] loganists (20:33:21): LOL WHY HAVE I PRETENDED TO BE MARK SANCHEZ loganists (20:33:22): FOR THIS LONG asbhandalking (20:34:29): i have no idea asbhandalking (20:34:33): i broke IC after like asbhandalking (20:34:34): ten seconds |
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| Snow Villiers | Jan 18 2010, 11:35 AM Post #37 |
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Well goddamn Cell Jr., just post the entire conversation, why don'tcha. |
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| Æ·Altair | Jan 18 2010, 11:44 AM Post #38 |
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k i did lol u there helo helo helo rofl snow?????????????????????????? u there?????????????? |
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| æ·Amon | Jan 28 2010, 12:26 PM Post #39 |
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Now that blood is coming out of my eyes nose and mouth from laughing so hard, I think I'm going to go lay down.
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| Æ·Altair | May 13 2010, 12:43 AM Post #40 |
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JAY Z IS FOREVER JOE CAMEL loganists (03:31:31): but i have a song that i think you'd love. Sento Naninaki (03:31:38): oh ? loganists (03:32:06): http://hypem.com/#/track/1087592/Jay+Z+-+Hey+Papi+Vs+A+ha+Take+On+Me loganists (03:32:06): BAM Sento Naninaki (03:33:56): Camel face muthafucka Sento Naninaki (03:33:57): lol loganists (03:34:20): looooooooooooooool Sento Naninaki (03:34:30): I heard this rumor that jay-z hangs out at jazz clubs and can go days w ithout water Sento Naninaki (03:34:45): nah that nigga just got camel face |
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