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Quote thread; You knew it was going to happen
Topic Started: Oct 17 2009, 12:30 PM (1,019 Views)
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[05:30] TXGuyNcali21: i find myself researching tantric philosophy on this fine hour
[05:30] Gene: do you now?
[05:30] TXGuyNcali21: i do
[05:30] TXGuyNcali21: very interesting stuff
[05:30] Gene: tantra can be
[05:30] TXGuyNcali21: ive done a lot of things
[05:30] TXGuyNcali21: this seems like the next progressive step
[05:31] TXGuyNcali21: i need to convince my next future ex girlfriend to get into it
[05:31] Gene: though you might want to convince a smart one
[05:31] Gene: hard to reach enlightement
[05:31] Gene: when your soul is mingling with a morons
[05:32] TXGuyNcali21: lol very true
[05:32] TXGuyNcali21: dude, check out this exerpt
[05:32] TXGuyNcali21: A heterosexual couple practicing tantric intercourse seeks to prolong their sexual arousal. Following slow sensual touching a couple might move to having very slow intercourse. The man might place his penis just an inch or so inside his partner's vagina and without thrusting allow it to remain in this position for a full minute. Then he may gently withdraw from her vagina and rest his penis softly on her clitoral area. Usually the clitoris is the most sensitive part of a female's genitals and it is located just above the vaginal opening. After resting in this position for another minute the couple may decide to have him again slide his penis back in. During subsequent cycles of resting and entering the vagina, the male would rest outside the vagina and then eventually rest just inside the vagina.
[05:33] Gene: i would go limp
[05:33] TXGuyNcali21: me too
[05:33] Gene: a full minute of just chillin
[05:33] TXGuyNcali21: id start thinking about basketball or something or food
[05:33] Gene: those dudes are cock gods if they can rock that
[05:33] TXGuyNcali21: i know. thats the peak i hope to ascend to
[05:34] Gene: lol
[05:34] Gene: cock pushups
[05:34] TXGuyNcali21: exactly
[05:34] TXGuyNcali21: that should be a form of training for AS
[05:34] Gene: XD
[05:34] TXGuyNcali21: phalic endurance
[05:34] Gene: we will use that exceprt for the explanation
[05:35] Gene: that is how you train, must be done with a partner
[05:35] Gene: *excerpt
[05:35] TXGuyNcali21: well it said heterosexual
[05:35] TXGuyNcali21: and there's only 2 girl characters and a lot of guys
[05:35] Gene: makes it an esteemed form of training
[05:35] Gene: and rare
[05:36] Gene: people will be fighting over the chance to pull it off
[05:36] Gene: hell, i would kill another man to have that level of sexual focus
[05:36] TXGuyNcali21: me too
[05:36] TXGuyNcali21: supposedly the orgasms are better than a bacon sandwich on weed
[05:37] Gene: wouldn't know the weed part
[05:37] Gene: but i am an expert on food
[05:37] Gene: and bacon sandwiches are boss
[05:37] TXGuyNcali21: indeed
[05:37] TXGuyNcali21: well to imagine the weed part
[05:37] TXGuyNcali21: imagine you're eating the sandwich, and the bacon is telling you how delicious it is
[05:38] Gene: is that not supposed to happen without the weed?
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shadowmario8327 (00:45:48): that's my girl.
loganists (00:46:07): *boy
shadowmario8327 (00:47:02): *cries silently*
loganists (00:47:17): JAAAAAY KAYYYYY feel my vagina.
shadowmario8327 (00:47:29): *cries harder*



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About sex, and rulers


XBLKiros1 10:09 pm
we having sex?
Altair 10:09 pm
YEAHMAN
just hit it real good
that's all i ask
XBLKiros1 10:10 pm
I will try
(tiny peen)
Altair 10:10 pm
i hope it's one inch
because that's the only size peen that'll do it for me
XBLKiros1 10:11 pm
....sorry gurl
5.4
;____;
Altair 10:11 pm
really? are you really telling me your peen size?
THAT'S OKAY
AS LONG AS IT CAN WORK IT
XBLKiros1 10:12 pm
idk my peen size
i have never thought
to put it
on top
of a ruler
normally, when it is hard, i want to put it in a pergina
Altair 10:13 pm
bahahaha
"You will die one of these days, and it will be by my hand you half robot fuck!"
"You really should not have done that slag! You think you can take me!?"
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AAAAAND a quote thread all about sex version 2.0. :[

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About the outdated nature of arm thrusts, and noob punching

XBLKiros1 10:02 pm
Yeah*1990's arm thrust*
Crossheart 10:02 pm
lol
XBLKiros1 10:02 pm
or Dan arm thrust...whichever
Crossheart 10:03 pm
lmao
fuck dan
XBLKiros1 10:03 pm
fuck you sir, Dan is the best
and his new delicious finisher for SF4 made me cry with him
Crossheart 10:03 pm
ive got dan ultraed before
i was fucking mad
XBLKiros1 10:04 pm
XDXD
I love when niggas scream at me when I land it
Crossheart 10:04 pm
that shit is rediculious
Edited by Razor, Dec 16 2009, 04:32 AM.
"You will die one of these days, and it will be by my hand you half robot fuck!"
"You really should not have done that slag! You think you can take me!?"
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GOOD SAVE NICOLAS SARKOZY

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I'm thinking about getting our old quotes from that website that the cool kids used to be on. And making that into a new read-only thread. So our glory can live forever.

*Po's a fo'ty*

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DO IT. And to stay on topic: NERDY JILLIAN
"Jilly Bean" (11:42:15 PM): he'll throw you a phoenix down
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do eet jillybean. But make sure to add my paraphrased conversation between the two of us saying we should make a quote thread since we couldn't find it and you saying it was a noob thing to do.

For the lulz.
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DIE, CHELSEA

And lulz @ that, Janjan. Ohhhhhh memories. Memories, memories, memories. ♥♥

Also, look at this fucking casanova.

reignofdoomage (10:47:46): i'm fucking hungury now and no i need something other than your vag
loganists (10:51:22): *MAKES HOMEMADE RAVIOLI*
loganists (10:51:25): *AND TIRAMISU*
reignofdoomage (10:52:11): that sound fucking amazing. remind me to kidnap you sometime
loganists (10:52:44): bahahahaaa
loganists (10:52:55): i'm a trophy wife in the making duhhh
reignofdoomage (10:53:22): well shit as a gamer i'm programed to collect trophies so get over here nao

Lollll.
Edited by Altair, Dec 18 2009, 08:53 AM.

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Best quote was when we pointed out that KC was always in character.
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YOU IMBECILES! I ORDERED RASPBERRY! *DEATH BALL*

lololol. Classic.

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About Classiness, New Years, Drunk Bitches and Dog Breasts

XBLKiros1 2:35 pm
getting fucked up tonight
Altair 2:35 pm
duhhhh
are you going out?
XBLKiros1 2:35 pm
and then probably doing my womans bff
if I'm lucky
Altair 2:35 pm
lolololwut.
THREESOME?
XBLKiros1 2:35 pm
mebe
Altair 2:35 pm
GET IT
GET IT BETCH
XBLKiros1 2:35 pm
gotta get the bitch drunk first
or it's no fun
Altair 2:36 pm
she'll do more shit
aka
XBLKiros1 2:36 pm
regret + shame = wicked sex
Altair 2:36 pm
let you put it in her pooper
hahahaha
regret and shame
MY FAVORITE
man a dog fucking bit me
in the BOOB
last night
XBLKiros1 2:36 pm
O_o
why was your tit
near a dog?
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Haha, threesomes. A friend of mine got really excited when his girlfriend said she wanted a threesome, but then realised that the real hard part is finding another chick to be in it.
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loganists (16:58:36): i c u lukin. active users list.
asbhandalking (16:58:49): yeah i was checking to see if there was a football topic made yet lol
asbhandalking (16:58:54): itll come soon enough
loganists (16:58:54): lolllll
loganists (16:58:57): IMMA MAKE THAT SHIT.
asbhandalking (16:59:00): hahahah
asbhandalking (16:59:05): "MIAMI PENGUINS GONNA WIN"
asbhandalking (16:59:07): man sit the hell down


KLAJSKLFJKLJ MIAMI PENGUINS BAHAHAHA

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FUN WITH BRA & BOJACK ALTAIR & SNOW

loganists (20:19:50): lolol never mind never mind. BUT SHIT GURL. FUCK DA COLTS.
asbhandalking (20:19:58): fuck the jets.
loganists (20:20:03): oh it's on.
asbhandalking (20:20:06): hahaha
asbhandalking (20:20:07): well
asbhandalking (20:20:08): hahaha
asbhandalking (20:20:15): well you guys are getting knocked out of the playoff run next week
loganists (20:20:16): jk i don't have faith in them
loganists (20:20:18): yeah srsly
loganists (20:20:23): colts will most likely steamroll
asbhandalking (20:20:24): i just hope its not some weak shit like last years superbowl
asbhandalking (20:20:29): steelers vs cardinals? WTF.
loganists (20:20:33): HAHAH
asbhandalking (20:20:40): i wouldnt pay shit to watch that
loganists (20:20:59): idk why i never paid that much attention to football now
loganists (20:21:04): the boyfriend is getting me all up in dat
loganists (20:21:21): and i'm gettin
loganists (20:21:24): all up in yo nutsack
asbhandalking (20:21:29): its just good conversation
asbhandalking (20:21:32): even if you dont know mcuh about football
asbhandalking (20:21:35): you acn just make up shit
asbhandalking (20:21:44): and listen to the other guy talk for about 50 minutes
loganists (20:21:48): man did you catch that conversion last season from the broncs? shitttttt
asbhandalking (20:21:48): about why their team is better
loganists (20:21:56): and then i was like
loganists (20:22:01): 89 yards rushing?
loganists (20:22:02): hell naw
loganists (20:22:06): and then i was like
asbhandalking (20:22:08): "FUCK KOBE YOU RUN THAT BALL. GET TO FIRST BASE."
loganists (20:22:09): imma throw dat ball.
loganists (20:22:14): whatever
loganists (20:22:21): i'm getting a miami penguins hat son
asbhandalking (20:22:26): hell yeah
loganists (20:22:30): gonna be fresh ta death
asbhandalking (20:22:32): penguins wearing towels
asbhandalking (20:22:35): and holding sunscreen
loganists (20:22:38): with shades.
loganists (20:22:41): red rimmed shades.
asbhandalking (20:22:44): that is badass.
asbhandalking (20:22:49): holy fuck why does this team not exist
loganists (20:22:50): lolll now i kinda wish it existed
loganists (20:22:53): kajdasjfkl HAHA YEAH
loganists (20:23:01): man lets make our own team.
asbhandalking (20:23:03): dolphins aint doing shit.
asbhandalking (20:23:04): llll
asbhandalking (20:23:06): lol**
loganists (20:23:06): head coach aman.
asbhandalking (20:23:14): hire high school football players
loganists (20:23:14): offensive coordinator jillian.
asbhandalking (20:23:16): at minimum wage
loganists (20:23:16): lolll
loganists (20:23:18): we can start
loganists (20:23:21): with gohan
loganists (20:23:22): and digu
asbhandalking (20:23:23): loll
asbhandalking (20:23:24): and kyoto
asbhandalking (20:23:26): loll
loganists (20:23:27): HAHAHAHA
loganists (20:23:28): YES.
asbhandalking (20:23:33): recruit all of our online buddies
asbhandalking (20:23:38): matt can be quarterback
asbhandalking (20:23:41): cause he just seemsl ike that kinda guy
asbhandalking (20:23:44): team captain for sure
loganists (20:23:46): HAHA HE DOES DOESN'T HE?
loganists (20:23:54): future gohan
loganists (20:23:57): can be the PR dude
asbhandalking (20:23:57): lollll
asbhandalking (20:24:04): or maybe the punter
loganists (20:24:04): he can be our ari gold
asbhandalking (20:24:08): he goes to band camp, after all
loganists (20:24:08): lol yessss
asbhandalking (20:24:12): i dont hold too much faith in him
loganists (20:24:15): chelsea and videl can be the cheerleaders
loganists (20:24:18): cause they bitches
asbhandalking (20:24:22): digu can be running back
asbhandalking (20:24:32): and cell jr can be full back
asbhandalking (20:24:46): jeice can be a wide reciever
asbhandalking (20:24:50): robbies a tight end
loganists (20:24:36): lollll
loganists (20:24:57): K THAT WORKS
loganists (20:25:08): PS I DON'T HAVE THE POSITIONS UNDER MY BELT QUITE THAT MUCH YET
asbhandalking (20:25:22): well its not really hard
loganists (20:25:35): WELL EXCUSE ME PRINCESS
loganists (20:25:44): man i gatta take a shit
asbhandalking (20:25:45): full back, running back/half back, quarter back, right/left/middle/linemen, quarterback, wide recievers, tight end
loganists (20:25:47): i've been pooping all day
asbhandalking (20:25:51): defense is a bit more complicated
asbhandalking (20:25:55): lolll
asbhandalking (20:25:57): same here
loganists (20:25:58): imma look this shit up online
asbhandalking (20:26:00): i woke up takinga shit
loganists (20:26:03): oh
loganists (20:26:04): fuck
loganists (20:26:05): you.
loganists (20:26:06): nigga.
loganists (20:26:16): btw i'm not here
asbhandalking (20:26:21): lolll
loganists (20:26:22): because i wanna rub one out
asbhandalking (20:26:24): like always
loganists (20:26:25): but first i'm gonna poop.
asbhandalking (20:26:25): hahahaha
asbhandalking (20:26:31): just do it at the same time
asbhandalking (20:26:33): double the pleasure
loganists (20:26:40): i'll hope the splashback
loganists (20:26:44): can give me a little tingle
loganists (20:26:46): down dere.
asbhandalking (20:26:51): throw some ice in the toilet
loganists (20:26:57): hahahahahaha
loganists (20:27:36): and actually i am mark sanchez
loganists (20:27:40): "jillian" is my online alter ego
asbhandalking (20:27:47): loll
asbhandalking (20:27:51): what up m ark
asbhandalking (20:27:53): this is peyton
asbhandalking (20:27:54): manning
asbhandalking (20:27:55): MVP
asbhandalking (20:27:56): LOLZ
asbhandalking (20:27:59): with yo whack ass
asbhandalking (20:28:06): imma throw this football straight into yo ass next time i see ya
asbhandalking (20:28:08): bet dat
loganists (20:28:26): look man.
loganists (20:28:31): can't we just be civil?
loganists (20:28:36): let's go out for hot dogs.
asbhandalking (20:28:44): you can be, if you aint the MVP
asbhandalking (20:28:46): bitch suck my hot dog
asbhandalking (20:28:53): get me prepped for this PLAYOFF game
loganists (20:28:55): well :x
loganists (20:28:58): alright, i suppose.
loganists (20:29:08): you're kinda alright, peyton. :]
asbhandalking (20:29:13): damn i know i am nigga
asbhandalking (20:29:18): got every newspaper saying that
asbhandalking (20:29:26): dont need yo dumb shit ass telling me too
loganists (20:29:32): hey !!
loganists (20:29:39): the newspapers at USC said that about me, too.
loganists (20:29:44): so we're in good company together!
asbhandalking (20:29:45): *sits down* shut the fuck up
loganists (20:29:52): i don't sound too much like a rookie right now, do i?
loganists (20:29:53): i'm sorry
loganists (20:29:57): and i apologize to my fans.
asbhandalking (20:30:03): loll
asbhandalking (20:30:11): have you ever been on the cover of madden?
asbhandalking (20:30:13): I HAVE NIGGA
asbhandalking (20:30:17): how many rings you got?
asbhandalking (20:30:19): oh wait, not even one
asbhandalking (20:30:22): you aint even getting pussy
asbhandalking (20:30:23): HAHAHAHA
asbhandalking (20:30:25): whack ass fool
loganists (20:30:49): i am too getting girls :[
loganists (20:30:59): i am pretty sure i will be getting a ring this year.
loganists (20:31:17): i was on the cover of vogue.
asbhandalking (20:31:21): lol hell naw
loganists (20:31:24): and i model.
asbhandalking (20:31:24): i was on the cover of lifestyle
asbhandalking (20:31:28): and home and life
loganists (20:31:29): i am a beautiful man.
asbhandalking (20:31:32): and gardening usa
loganists (20:31:34): and i think you know this
asbhandalking (20:31:43): bitch please
asbhandalking (20:31:45): brady quinn
asbhandalking (20:31:48): is sexyer than you
asbhandalking (20:31:51): whack ass fool
loganists (20:31:54): i was on throwdown with bobby flay.
asbhandalking (20:32:00): more like bobby bouche
loganists (20:32:24): i once had locks like polamalu.
asbhandalking (20:32:31): more like halamula
loganists (20:32:48): please, do not insult us football players
loganists (20:32:52): who are in the minority.
loganists (20:33:05): our ancestors worked hard to get us to this land of america.
loganists (20:33:09): just saying. :]
loganists (20:33:21): LOL WHY HAVE I PRETENDED TO BE MARK SANCHEZ
loganists (20:33:22): FOR THIS LONG
asbhandalking (20:34:29): i have no idea
asbhandalking (20:34:33): i broke IC after like
asbhandalking (20:34:34): ten seconds

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Well goddamn Cell Jr., just post the entire conversation, why don'tcha.
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k i did lol

u there

helo

helo

helo

rofl

snow??????????????????????????

u there??????????????

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Now that blood is coming out of my eyes nose and mouth from laughing so hard, I think I'm going to go lay down. :D
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JAY Z IS FOREVER JOE CAMEL

loganists (03:31:31): but i have a song that i think you'd love.
Sento Naninaki (03:31:38): oh ?
loganists (03:32:06): http://hypem.com/#/track/1087592/Jay+Z+-+Hey+Papi+Vs+A+ha+Take+On+Me
loganists (03:32:06): BAM
Sento Naninaki (03:33:56): Camel face muthafucka
Sento Naninaki (03:33:57): lol
loganists (03:34:20): looooooooooooooool
Sento Naninaki (03:34:30): I heard this rumor that jay-z hangs out at jazz clubs and can go days w ithout water
Sento Naninaki (03:34:45): nah that nigga just got camel face

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