a little dog humour

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a little dog humour
Topic Started: 26/06/2009 - 12:30 pm (60 Views)
capleton	26/06/2009 - 12:30 pm Post #1
never get tired of being admired Posts: 249 Group: Members Member #216 Joined: 23 June 2009	These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?" Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp! Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me! Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . . Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover. Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?



Shipley,Staffords	27/06/2009 - 07:35 pm Post #2
Board God! Posts: 1,089 Group: Super Members Member #90 Joined: 13 August 2008	Quote from Quest: Sod the light bulb,just smash yourself out of the caravan door & you can see the light ! lol . Great reading Roy,the above was in relation to an over enthuiastic Quest at a recent event,looking back very funny ! Cheers Terry. :D



capleton	27/06/2009 - 07:59 pm Post #3
never get tired of being admired Posts: 249 Group: Members Member #216 Joined: 23 June 2009	Shipley,Staffords 27/06/2009 - 07:35 pm Quote from Quest: Sod the light bulb,just smash yourself out of the caravan door & you can see the light ! lol . Great reading Roy,the above was in relation to an over enthuiastic Quest at a recent event,looking back very funny ! Cheers Terry. :D hahaha, i'll edit that into the list Terry...................... :D thats hilarious mate.................



capleton	27/06/2009 - 08:03 pm Post #4
never get tired of being admired Posts: 249 Group: Members Member #216 Joined: 23 June 2009	capleton 26/06/2009 - 12:30 pm These are the answers from dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?" Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp! Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me! Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . . Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover. Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb? Staffordshire Bull Terrier(QUEST): Sod the light bulb,just smash yourself out of the caravan door & you can see the light



Shipley,Staffords	27/06/2009 - 08:31 pm Post #5
Board God! Posts: 1,089 Group: Super Members Member #90 Joined: 13 August 2008	Nice one Roy,mate it was a defo Stafford experiance ! lol !



mw1	27/06/2009 - 08:33 pm Post #6
ACES Addict Posts: 921 Group: Super Members Member #25 Joined: 18 April 2008	lol pmsl excellent!



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