| 9 things women say; aka How to avoid an argument | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 30 2008, 09:21 PM (236 Views) | |
| Main Man | Nov 30 2008, 09:21 PM Post #1 |
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*cK YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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| archer | Dec 1 2008, 12:06 AM Post #2 |
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On any given day I can use any of those.....on a good day I'll try to fit them all in (or is that on a bad day?) Very, very, funny MM....and, alas, too close to the truth. |
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| Rue | Dec 1 2008, 11:16 AM Post #3 |
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My favorite line to use is this one.... " Damn it, Big! a vasectomy is the gift that keeps on giving you have 5 seconds to get Naked!"
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| Bigtoe | Dec 1 2008, 11:57 PM Post #4 |
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This one's my favorite-"If I have to tell you....." If you don't tell me how the hell am I supposed to know? |
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| Gringa | Dec 2 2008, 10:56 AM Post #5 |
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Whatever....... |
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| SSB | Dec 2 2008, 08:24 PM Post #6 |
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...are you in yet? |
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| DaisyLover | Dec 2 2008, 08:28 PM Post #7 |
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