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9 things women say; aka How to avoid an argument
Topic Started: Nov 30 2008, 09:21 PM (236 Views)
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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.


(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half
an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing
usually end in fine.


(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you
about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,
unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not
thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will
bring on a 'whatever').


(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*cK YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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archer
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On any given day I can use any of those.....on a good day I'll try to fit them all in (or is that on a bad day?) Very, very, funny MM....and, alas, too close to the truth.
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Rue
My favorite line to use is this one.... " Damn it, Big! a vasectomy is the gift that keeps on giving you have 5 seconds to get Naked!" :brows:
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Bigtoe
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This one's my favorite-"If I have to tell you....." If you don't tell me how the hell am I supposed to know?
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Gringa
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Whatever.......
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SSB

...are you in yet?
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DaisyLover

:ROFL:
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