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For my buddy Gringa
Topic Started: Oct 1 2009, 09:26 PM (110 Views)
Main Man
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Morning Sex, women are evil

She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day..'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her And then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained,'The egg timer's broken.'
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Gringa
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HaHaHa.... but, I am not your buddy. :gringa:
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LOL!!! You been talking to Mrs. manna, too?
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The Punisher
Oct 2 2009, 10:32 AM
LOL!!! You been talking to Mrs. manna, too?
Moron Pro didn't get the joke...he's too busy carrying Chloe up and down the stairs.
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HEY!!!!! OYE!!!!

Don't hijack my thread! :gringa:
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MP wifes cooks only scamble eggs. They don't take as much time as hard boil eggs to cook.
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