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Topic Started: Sep 27 2009, 09:14 PM (2,383 Views)
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Atheists Care For Christian Pets
ALSTEAD, N.H. (Wireless Flash) — When the Rapture comes, a godless heretic is on call to watch over any pets left behind.
Eternal Earthbound Pets is a service that provides Evangelical and Fundamentalist Christian pet owners peace of mind when Jesus comes back to save them. Since the Bible makes no mention of animals getting carted off to heaven during the Rapture, Atheist “Bart” — aka Dromedary Hump, author of The Atheist Camel Chronicles (BookSurge Publishing) — will make sure a bonafide disbelieving “heathen” will look after pets. For $110, Bart will set up Christian families with an Atheist who’ll take over the care of their family pets after they’re beamed up to heaven by God when the “end times” begin. Though some Christians don’t trust an Atheist who’d likely “eat their dog” to care for Fido, others have signed up so their furry friend is fed and loved while they live it up in the holy kingdom.
CONTACT: Bart; *****; (603) 835-6229;
bart@eternal-earthbound-pets.com;
http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com
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Well, dang! I may just have found the key to my retirement income! LOL! Thanks, DB...
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On a related topic our 10 year old, almost 11 year old Chocolate Lab has pissed on the carpet for the first time in her life. She can barely make it up and down the stairs to go outside, and she's lookin pretty bad. I'm thinking about bringing her in to the vet and inquiring about putting her to sleep. Considering the dogs age do you think the Vet is going to say something like "why you son of a bitch!" or will he go along with it? My family thinks it's a just little premature and my wife even said I better pray I don't get alzhiemers or become wheel chair bound when I get older..
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The vet will only call you a son of a bitch if he posts here. That's getting up there for a lab. The hips go and they can't walk.
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Sep 28 2009, 03:28 PM
The vet will only call you a son of a bitch if he posts here. That's getting up there for a lab. The hips go and they can't walk.
Thanks TM...I feel bad about the whole thing..The hips are bad, I forgot to mention that..What do they charge to put dogs down...$75? and is it wrong to do it yourself? She'd never know what hit her
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Put one of your Depends on it.
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Sep 28 2009, 03:40 PM
Put one of your Depends on it.
Hey MM- This is not a joking matter
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I would take her to the vet for his/her opinion. I suppose that there could, possibly, be some sort of meds that she could take but doubtful.

My last little dog was 17 when we moved up here and experiencing some of the same symptoms. Nothing was wrong with her physically, although she was deaf and arthritic. I didn't want to move her from the flatland up here and was worried that she would be confused in a new house and the altitude would have an adverse effect on her.

The vet was very understanding and said that she would probably be fine but that she didn't a have good quality of life at this age with arthritis and deaf so I made the decision to put her down. It took me 7 years to be able to get another dog and that's Daisy.

So, I encourage you to talk with your vet - they can help you make the right decision. Good Luck - it's not an easy task.
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I've only gone to the vet once do put a dog to sleep and it was bad for both me and the dog. The dog knew all the way what was up. Don't know if I could take the shot myself.
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